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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? barua pepe them to me here. Anyway, wewe know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. wewe try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time wewe start to type a word beginning with A au R, wewe accidentally type Alan au Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. wewe buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two sekunde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. wewe must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. wewe spend zaidi money on buying Alan birthday presents than wewe spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Marafiki all look at wewe whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. wewe buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all siku standing inayofuata to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. wewe have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, au other Alan Rickman related names.
12. wewe buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, au Nottingham.
13. wewe read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call wewe up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. wewe read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though wewe know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin kofia Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. wewe want to get into Alan's pants, even though wewe know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. wewe have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice wewe page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has zaidi pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, wewe decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. wewe paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your kitanda so that's he's the last person wewe see when wewe go to sleep and first person to see when wewe wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, sinema of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and sinema influenced kwa Alan.
25. wewe are constantly mesmerized kwa Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. wewe spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen dakika clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do wewe like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. wewe can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan sinema were filmed in which cities.
30. wewe declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. wewe find that your daily speech consists of zaidi than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. wewe measure time kwa the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. wewe surf through the orodha of Alan sinema on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. wewe know zaidi about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. wewe buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. wewe see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and wewe get all flustered, even though wewe already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. wewe attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and wewe can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. wewe find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet wewe decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. wewe read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask wewe who the king of England is, and wewe say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask wewe who the wealthiest person in the world is, and wewe say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask wewe to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and wewe say, "Kevin Costner."
43. wewe buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. wewe officially change your birthdate so that your astrology sign will be zaidi compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. wewe ditch your education and job, and songesha to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Marafiki begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and wewe ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are wewe sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. wewe buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Marafiki refuse to take wewe to showings of upendo Actually, for fear wewe might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The mkufu is mine, bitch! The mkufu is mine!"
49. wewe make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when wewe walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, wewe know that he's referring to you.
50. wewe spend zaidi money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than wewe do on food.
51. wewe have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so wewe can hear thirty sekunde of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because wewe tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your moyo out with a spoon!"
55. wewe actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. wewe can orodha kwa name zaidi than four muziki CDs (yes, that's right, four muziki compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. wewe actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A samaki sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When upendo Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. wewe nearly die of shock whenever wewe hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. wewe nearly die of happiness whenever wewe hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and wewe have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. wewe have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because wewe think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night wewe listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. wewe learn to play the kinanda in order to accomplish the above.
65. wewe can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. wewe pride yourself on the fact that wewe can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. wewe can correctly identify an Alan movie kwa the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. wewe can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Marafiki mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With upendo with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in upendo Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. wewe are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and sinema like Moulin Rouge, which does not nyota your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but wewe can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. wewe are the mwandishi of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other mashabiki boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but wewe only laugh in their face, because wewe believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying wewe can recite Alan's filmography is like saying wewe can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening wewe press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. wewe have enough Alan autographs to karatasi la kupamba ukuta up your room.
77. wewe read lists like these and get depressed, because wewe haven't done two au three of these things, and wewe feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, wewe buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, wewe buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. wewe learn how to tango just in case one siku wewe and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed kwa S_k. Thanks!)
80. wewe hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed kwa Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. wewe plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when wewe say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that wewe want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, wewe fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Marafiki have lists of words that wewe associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so wewe won't talk about him. wewe talk about him anyway.
85. wewe make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted kwa Eden! Thanks!)
86. wewe post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every siku wewe wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. wewe hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed kwa Petra. Thanks!)
90. wewe are a lesbian but are still in upendo with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed kwa Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. wewe can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply kwa hearing the muziki that overlays the credits.(Contributed kwa Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" zaidi than 10 times, even though it makes wewe want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed kwa Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and wewe see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and wewe literally jump because for a moment wewe think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed kwa Satai. Thanks!)
94. When wewe go out with alisema friend and wewe start silently counting the dakika until wewe can get back nyumbani to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed kwa Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. wewe download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling wewe how depressed he is and that wewe can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how wewe could make him feel better. (Contributed kwa Simone. Thanks!)
96. wewe start dating a bila mpangilio guy named Alan just so wewe can say that name to someone who's kissed wewe before. (Contributed kwa Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. wewe send an barua pepe to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of wewe will hit it off and inayofuata time you're in London wewe get to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with her and Alan. (Contributed kwa Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? barua pepe them to me here. Anyway, wewe know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. wewe try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time wewe start to type a word beginning with A au R, wewe accidentally type Alan au Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. wewe buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two sekunde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. wewe must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. wewe spend zaidi money on buying Alan birthday presents than wewe spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Marafiki all look at wewe whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. wewe buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all siku standing inayofuata to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. wewe have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, au other Alan Rickman related names.
12. wewe buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, au Nottingham.
13. wewe read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call wewe up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. wewe read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though wewe know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin kofia Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. wewe want to get into Alan's pants, even though wewe know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. wewe have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice wewe page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has zaidi pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, wewe decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. wewe paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your kitanda so that's he's the last person wewe see when wewe go to sleep and first person to see when wewe wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, sinema of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and sinema influenced kwa Alan.
25. wewe are constantly mesmerized kwa Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. wewe spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen dakika clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do wewe like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. wewe can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan sinema were filmed in which cities.
30. wewe declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. wewe find that your daily speech consists of zaidi than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. wewe measure time kwa the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. wewe surf through the orodha of Alan sinema on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. wewe know zaidi about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. wewe buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. wewe see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and wewe get all flustered, even though wewe already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. wewe attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and wewe can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. wewe find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet wewe decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. wewe read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask wewe who the king of England is, and wewe say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask wewe who the wealthiest person in the world is, and wewe say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask wewe to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and wewe say, "Kevin Costner."
43. wewe buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. wewe officially change your birthdate so that your astrology sign will be zaidi compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. wewe ditch your education and job, and songesha to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Marafiki begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and wewe ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are wewe sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. wewe buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Marafiki refuse to take wewe to showings of upendo Actually, for fear wewe might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The mkufu is mine, bitch! The mkufu is mine!"
49. wewe make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when wewe walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, wewe know that he's referring to you.
50. wewe spend zaidi money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than wewe do on food.
51. wewe have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so wewe can hear thirty sekunde of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because wewe tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your moyo out with a spoon!"
55. wewe actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. wewe can orodha kwa name zaidi than four muziki CDs (yes, that's right, four muziki compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. wewe actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A samaki sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When upendo Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. wewe nearly die of shock whenever wewe hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. wewe nearly die of happiness whenever wewe hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and wewe have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. wewe have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because wewe think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night wewe listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. wewe learn to play the kinanda in order to accomplish the above.
65. wewe can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. wewe pride yourself on the fact that wewe can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. wewe can correctly identify an Alan movie kwa the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. wewe can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Marafiki mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With upendo with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in upendo Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. wewe are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and sinema like Moulin Rouge, which does not nyota your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but wewe can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. wewe are the mwandishi of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other mashabiki boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but wewe only laugh in their face, because wewe believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying wewe can recite Alan's filmography is like saying wewe can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening wewe press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. wewe have enough Alan autographs to karatasi la kupamba ukuta up your room.
77. wewe read lists like these and get depressed, because wewe haven't done two au three of these things, and wewe feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, wewe buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, wewe buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. wewe learn how to tango just in case one siku wewe and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed kwa S_k. Thanks!)
80. wewe hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed kwa Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. wewe plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when wewe say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that wewe want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, wewe fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Marafiki have lists of words that wewe associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so wewe won't talk about him. wewe talk about him anyway.
85. wewe make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted kwa Eden! Thanks!)
86. wewe post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every siku wewe wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. wewe hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed kwa Petra. Thanks!)
90. wewe are a lesbian but are still in upendo with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed kwa Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. wewe can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply kwa hearing the muziki that overlays the credits.(Contributed kwa Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" zaidi than 10 times, even though it makes wewe want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed kwa Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and wewe see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and wewe literally jump because for a moment wewe think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed kwa Satai. Thanks!)
94. When wewe go out with alisema friend and wewe start silently counting the dakika until wewe can get back nyumbani to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed kwa Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. wewe download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling wewe how depressed he is and that wewe can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how wewe could make him feel better. (Contributed kwa Simone. Thanks!)
96. wewe start dating a bila mpangilio guy named Alan just so wewe can say that name to someone who's kissed wewe before. (Contributed kwa Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. wewe send an barua pepe to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of wewe will hit it off and inayofuata time you're in London wewe get to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with her and Alan. (Contributed kwa Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
Alan as King Gunther, a character I created for him to portray when he was still alive (sorry for the bad photoshop job!)
