SEASON 1!
Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Izzie: Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? [She rips off her shati and throws it at Alex] What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. [Takes off her pants] Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! Have wewe had enough au should I continue, because I have a few zaidi very interesting tattoos. wewe want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on Two-Hundred Grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
Izzie: [to a patient after he throws up on Alex] wewe are so my inayopendelewa person today.
SEASON 2
Alex: Dude hits like my sister.
Izzie: Oh, so kwa that definition, wewe got beat up kwa a girl.
Izzie: Why do wewe do that?
Alex: Do what?
Izzie: Act like an punda whenever any one but me is around. They hate wewe enough as it is.
Izzie: It's just wewe think, wewe think wewe know someone, know who they are. wewe share a house and make wishes on eyelashes with them and we don't know each other, none of us. We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there.
Alex: Wait
Izzie: What?
Alex: wewe have an eyelash. [Places eyelash on palm] Make a wish and blow it away. [Speaking to other nurse] Hey, Nurse Ratchet, there's a dead guy stinking up room 4125. Do something before he rots.
Izzie: [walking away] See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. Why are wewe so afraid of inaonyesha people wewe are a decent human being?
Izzie: How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming all at the same time?
Alex: It's an art form.
Alex: wewe alisema that word so many times today, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Just saying wewe can talk to me. Cuz, wewe know, even if I repeat every word wewe say, no one around here likes me, they just call me a liar and a moron.
Meredith: Izzie likes you. You're blushing.
Alex: Shut up.
Meredith: wewe should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Alex: So, dude. What’s the deal with Izzie?
George: She shaved her legs for you.
Alex: And?
George: And wewe didn’t kiss her goodnight.
Patient: She shaved her legs for wewe and wewe didn’t follow through?
Alex: hujambo I followed through, I always follow through.
George: wewe didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and wewe didn’t meet them. hujambo I live with these women and every time wewe guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
Izzie: I had a good time. Really. Thank you. It's the perfect evening. Best tarehe ever.
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: wewe know I especially like the part where wewe treated me like crap the entire night. That was fun.
Alex: I had a good time.
Izzie: Really?
Alex: Yeah.
[Izzie leans in, hoping...waiting for a goodnight kiss]
Alex: I gotta go.
Izzie: Seriously?! Seriously?!!
Izzie: Seriously?
Izzie: wewe couldn't even have bothered to kiss me goodnight, Izzie continues. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as wewe seem.
Izzie: wewe kissed me.
Alex: Yes, I did.
Izzie: Should we?... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if wewe wanted to have one?
Alex: Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
Izzie: Ok.
Izzie: I couldn't do it. [Referring to having her ovaries and breasts removed].
Alex: What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?
Cristina: Go wrestle something.
Alex: Here's the thing - I like your rack.
Izzie: God, what is wrong with you? Why do wewe have to be so - what is wrong with you?
Alex: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if wewe got rid of them... because really, I'd want you.
[Izzie slaps him]
Alex: Ow! What was that for?
[she kisses him]
Alex: [To Meredith, about telling Izzie he failed his Medical Board Exam] If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and--She may as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings.
Izzie: Hey. I’ve been looking for you.
Alex: Hey.
Izzie: I’m on the quints case.
Alex: Yeah I heard.
Izzie: Yeah they’re going to need multiple surgeries once they’re delivered. I put wewe on the pager orodha (she smiles) so you’re in too.
Alex (looks uncomfortable): Yeah I kinda got my own cases to worry about. So …
Izzie: Okay Alex, was it me? Because we seem to actually be having a normal time. A good time.
Alex: Yeah we were having a good time.
Izzie: Well then was it me? Was it something I did au …
Alex: It wasn’t you. (he shrugs) I just … just didn’t feel like doing it. I was tired, wewe know?
Izzie (smiles): Well do wewe feel like doing it tonight?
Alex (half nods but still looks uncomfortable): I’m on call, so …
Izzie: Okay, well do wewe feel like doing it now?
Alex (intrigued): What right now?
Izzie: People have sex in this hospital all the time.
Izzie: Is it just me au … tell me it’s me.
Alex: It’s not you.
Izzie: Well then is it a medical thing? Or, au a problem? Because guys have problems sometimes.
(Izzie puts on a green sweater top)
Alex: I don’t have a problem. (He reaches out and takes her hand in his) Get back down here. We’re going to do this until we do it.
Izzie (smiles): Okay.
(He pulls her onto the kitanda and starts removing her drawstrings to her scrub pants. Izzie laughs. All of a sudden her beeper goes off. She checks it and sighs)
Izzie: Uh. 911. I’m sorry. (She sits up and kisses Alex on the cheek) Dammit.
Alex (grins nodding): Heard wewe broke his penis. Nice.
Meredith: So I’m having a lot of sex. What’s wrong with that?
Alex: Nothing wrong with that at all.
Meredith: It only gets problematic when wewe start to care. When wewe let your emotions get in the way. (Alex looks at Izzie) wewe know?
Alex: Yeah, right.
(He walks up slowly to Izzie but his pager beeps. Izzie notices him and Alex looks at his pager)
Alex: Dammit.
Izzie: He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind-blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are wewe trying to seduce us?
Izzie: And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!
George: Hey, I slept with Olivia.
Izzie: Well, then wewe both have bad taste.
George: wewe know, wewe can't say that wewe weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex.
Meredith: wewe dodged a bullet, Iz. You're better off without him.
Cristina: Why are wewe even surprised? wewe sleep with a snake, wewe get bit.
Izzie: Thanks, guys. . . for the support.
Olivia: I had no idea that wewe and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to. I mean.. Not. Good to. Alex? Really.. Is.. Good. I mean. He's good in the way he's good person good. Not that kind of good. wewe know. Good in kitanda good. Which. He is. As I'm sure wewe know. O...Kay. Well. Bye.
George: Do wewe think we'll get a new resident?
Alex: Nah, They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do.
Izzie: Yeah, well, wewe would know.
Izzie: wewe failed your...YOU'RE HELPING HIM?
Izzie: He CHEATED on me! He CHEATED on me!
Cristina: I told wewe she'd find out.
Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!
Meredith: We KNOW he cheated on you, that's why we let wewe turn the house into Santa's freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. wewe know that, but we're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does anybody care what kind of time Alex is having.
Meredith: Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal! [insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Cristina and George with a slight glare from Izzie here] He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but wewe invite him to the picnic anyway. [Pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glares continue] I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, wewe guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe wewe could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday wewe keep shoving down everybody's throats!
Izzie: Wake up. God, no wonder wewe failed your boards. What, do wewe expect to learn this stuff kwa osmosis?
Alex: What are wewe doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer, okay, I'm drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: I can't believe you're helping me.
Izzie: Well I'm not ACTUALLY crapping my pants, now am I?
Alex: Why would wewe want to help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN' DO!
Alex: Is the nausea constant au intermittent?
Izzie: Constant.
Alex: When did it first start?
Izzie: After I worked in the fields all day.
Alex: Do wewe have any allergies you're aware of?
Izzie: No. [Starts crying]
Alex: Izzie, I never wanted to hurt you.
Izzie: wewe didn't hurt me. I don't even know you. I'm a farmer.
Alex: You're, you're still the patient?
Izzie: What does it look like?
Alex: It's organo phosphates. Pesticide poisoning. Crying is a symptom, that's it right?
Richard: Oh and people our nurses are gonna have to work extra hours to compensate so treat them well. Cranky nurses don’t do us any good.
(The crowd disperse and Izzie and George walk past Alex)
Izzie (to Alex): Well maybe wewe can cheer them up.
Izzie: wewe know what? My New Year’s resolution was to let it go, and I am and I have let it go. I apologize.
George (amazed): wewe do?
Izzie: I do. How’d your test go?
Alex: I feel pretty good about it but I won’t know for a few days.
Izzie: Well we’re all pulling for you.
George: We are?
Izzie: We are.
Izzie: [to Alex] Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when wewe are being an idiot.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the au floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces.
Izzie: Alex!
[Cut to the supply closet of hyperventilation, unrequited upendo and unleashed passion where Izzie's practicing her lip locking moves on her non-boyfriend]
Izzie: Take off your pants.
Alex: Izzie, what are wewe doing?
Izzie: I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants.
Alex: wewe realize when I alisema the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
Izzie: Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do wewe want to stand there and talk metaphors, au do wewe want to literally take off your pants?
Izzie: I laugh at funerals
Alex: I don’t go to funerals… Izzie, Iz--
Izzie: I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now, now who’s jealous Alex
Alex: It’s gonna be ok
Izzie: Yeah
Alex: It’s just what wewe say
Izzie: I know
Alex: Where are wewe going?
Izzie: I can’t just… I gotta do something to help. Thank wewe for saying it’s gonna be ok, even if it is just what wewe say
Alex: Who's gonna tell him?
Izzie: I gave wewe sex in the linen closet, wewe tell him.
Alex: Fair enough
Izzie: wewe have dirty in your eyes
Alex: wewe have dirty in your eyes
Izzie: I'm not doing dirty with wewe anymore. It was a one-time lapse in judgment
Alex: No it was a four time lapse in judgment.
Izzie: Well, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Oh, ok.
Izzie: I'm serious. We're Marafiki and it didn’t work when we tried to be zaidi than that, so, as fun as it was, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Stop looking at me.
Izzie: I'm not looking at you, I'm rounding.
Alex: I'm rounding too.
Izzie: Fine.
Alex: Fine.
Izzie: wewe know when wewe don’t have sex for a while wewe sort of forget how good it is and wewe don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the chakula that Alex gave it-- it was good chakula George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you’re just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn’t asleep. My beast never sleeps.
George: wewe fed the beast didn’t you?
Izzie: Twice.
Izzie: What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already
Alex: wewe free tonight?
Izzie: I might be.
Izzie: Just so we're clear, we're over, Alex. This is over.
Alex: What? You're breaking up with me over a corpse?
Izzie: No! No! I'm breaking up with wewe because, on your very best day, that corpse... is twice the man wewe will ever be. You're not good enough for me, Alex. You're not good enough for anyone.
Izzie: All I'm saying George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. au maybe wait until she's alone. And for the upendo of everything sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!
George: wewe guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating.
Izzie: She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If wewe were, she would tell wewe that Callie crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed.
Alex: Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?
Izzie: Oh, ass! Hey.
Alex: Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean moyo patient dude finally kicked it?
Izzie: I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists.
Meredith: Alex, do this... for Izzie.
Alex: I'm not guaranteeing anything
Alex: Oh, wewe look nice.
Izzie: Thanks, so do you. Hot date?
Alex: Nah, this thing is cheesy, I wouldn't waste a decent chick on this. wewe headed in?
Izzie: Yeah, I'm just gonna go see Denny first.
Alex: Oh, OK.
Izzie: Can wewe please, please, just get out? I want to be alone with Denny.
Alex: Izzie, that's not Denny.
Izzie: Shut up.
Alex: Izz, its not Denny. The dakika his moyo stopped beating he stopped being Denny. Now I know wewe upendo him, but he also loved you. And a guy that loves wewe like that, he doesn't want wewe to do this to yourself. Because it's not Denny, not anymore.
Izzie: An saa zamani he was proposing. And now . . . and now he's going to the morgue. Isn't that ridiculous? Isn't it the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? [starts sobbing]
[Alex picks her up, cradling her, and sits down on a chair holding and rocking her while she sobs]
SEASON 3
Izzie : Hi, Izzie Stevens. Washington
Alex: Hi. Alex Karev. Iowa.
Izzie: This is nice, right? They throw a mixer, kichanganyio for the new interns.
Alex: Yeah. It’s just an excuse to get us … all happy and drunk before they torture us. What program are wewe in?
Izzie : Surgery.
Alex: Seriously?
Izzie : Seriously. What?
Alex : I- I picked wewe for GYNE au PEDS au something.
Izzie : wewe don’t think I can be a surgeon? I can be a surgeon.
Alex : Surgery is hardcore.
Izzie: I’m hardcore.
Alex: wewe won’t last the 1st mwaka babe.
Alex: Does it hurt?
Izzie: Yeah.
Alex: Where does it hurt?
Izzie: Everywhere...
Alex: Maybe it hurts for a reason.
Alex: Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-
Izzie: Which one of these cases do wewe need us on?
Mark: It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
Alex: Cool, that's it?
Mark: See, we're like a well-oiled machine, wewe and me. I also need wewe two to get me a sandwich, sandwichi from that pathetic excuse for a deli. wewe know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
Izzie: Tell me again why wewe put up with this crap?
Alex: Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case.
Izzie: wewe sure wewe wanna do plastics that badly?
Mark: There wewe are! What, did wewe go all the way to New York for my pastrami?
Alex: Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo.
George: Why aren't wewe bragging about decanutlating the heart?
Cristina: I didn't decanulate the heart.
Izzie: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
Meredith: Okay, what are wewe two doing?
Izzie: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
Alex: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it.
Mark: How're wewe doing, Mr. Jeffries?
Frank: Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even.
Alex: Uh... twins?
Frank: Frank's new pecs
Izzie: Who is Frank?
Frank: You're lookin' at him!
Mark: Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?
Alex: Frank Jeffries is post op siku three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
Mark: And what is a saroma?
Izzie: A build up of blood and fluid under the skin.
Mark: And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want wewe to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess wewe can... watch."
Alex: Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor.
Mark: Yeah. That's what I hear.
Izzie: I didn't know wewe still feel that way about me.
Alex: Me either.
Izzie: I... I can't... I just...
Alex: Alex gets it. Alex is sorry he's such an idiot.
Izzie: Can Izzie buy Alex a drink?
Meredith: Izzie, wewe cut the LVAD wire and she stuck kwa wewe and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped wewe study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling wewe 007-"
George: She was calling me 007.
Meredith: Just let her off the hook.
Alex: It's okay.
Izzie: Sorry.
Izzie: Hey. wewe been waiting long?
Man: Almost an hour?
Izzie: Mmm.
Man: Are wewe my doctor?
Izzie: I can be. We have a clinic right outside those doors. No wait.
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Man: It hurts when I pee.
Alex and Izzie: Oh!
Alex: We can help with that.
Izzie: Yeah, it's easy. It's nothing. We could have wewe outta here in less than an hour.
Man: Are wewe hitting on me.
Izzie: We need patients. wewe need doctors. And we just happen to be surgeons.
Man: wewe think I need surgery?
Alex: wewe never know.
Izzie: It's free. A free clinic.
Man: But my co-pays only ten bucks.
Izzie: That's lunch.
Izzie: Alex, God!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it all before.
Izzie: What the hell are wewe doing here?
Alex: Moving in.
Izzie: What?
Izzie: No, no. I'm not done in there yet.
Alex: Oh, no don't worry, not looking, not interested.
Izzie: Sorry about the lights.
Alex: Whatever. Food's good.
Izzie: wewe want some pie?
Alex: Nah, I gotta go.
Izzie: Ah, big plans, got a hot date? Oh, good for you. I guess not interested really meant not interested.
Alex: Iz, wewe didn't want me.
Izzie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I want wewe to want anyone else. Am I gonna be alone, pining over a dead guy forever?
Alex: I hope not, it's kind of a waste.
Izzie: Am I supposed to songesha on now? Do people look at me and say she's gotta get over it already it's running her life?
Alex: You'll songesha on when you're ready to.
(He kisses her cheek)
Alex: What are wewe watching?
Izzie: Why can't wewe sleep?
Alex: No reason.
Alex: Limes!
Meredith: Limes.
Izzie: Limes.
Alex: So what are we drinking to this time?
Izzie: Friends. Crappy friends.
Meredith: Family. Crappy family.
Alex: Again?
Meredith: Again.
Izzie: Again.
Meredith: Who wants another?
SEASPON 4!
Alex: Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word!
Izzie: Alex, I need a favor.
Alex: I don't have time for favors. I'm working here.
Izzie: Well, what are wewe doing at lunch?
Alex: According to my interns, I'm watching Torres kick your punda all up and down the cafeteria.
Izzie: How do they know?
Alex: So it's true. What'd wewe do to her?
Izzie: Nothing.
Alex: Dude.
Alex: She wasn't breathing, chief.
Izzie: We didn't know what else to do.
Izzie: Can wewe imagine being 14 years old and having some doctor tell wewe you've got cancer? What do wewe do with that?
Alex: Well, wewe fight. Camille's a fighter. wewe two have that in common. So what's it gonna be, Stevens gets her Bones broken au Torres gets taken to the trailer park?
Izzie: Neither. It's not happening. But if it does, will wewe pull her off me?
Alex: wewe gonna tell me what wewe did to her?
Izzie: wewe have to promise not to say anything to anybody. Swear.
Alex: I swear. Jeez.
Izzie: I slept with George. I know. I'm a terrible person. Which is why I'm gonna let her get one good ngumi, punch in. Maybe two. I deserve it. No, one. Then wewe pull her off me.
Alex: wewe slept with O'Malley?
Izzie: Alex, wewe just alisema wewe wouldn't say anything.
Alex: I won't, believe me. This...I'm embarrassed for you.
Alex: Believe me, wewe don't want to know.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: I'm just saying, whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Izzie: Actually, it is. Some things are worth fighting for.
Izzie: What, I'm invisible now?
Alex: What do wewe want?
Izzie: So wewe hate me now, too. Well, jiunge the club.
Alex: wewe and O'Malley? O'Malley!
Izzie: What? What is it that I did that is so horrifying? I fell in love, Alex.
Alex: He's married.
Izzie: Yeah, so? You're carrying a big ol' torch for Ava au Jane Doe au whatever it is that wewe call her, and she's married. So what gives wewe the right to judge what I do? Why do wewe even care?
Alex: wewe told me wewe weren't ready yet...after Denny... to be with anyone. And then O'Malley? O'Malley. And then wewe tell me like I'm one of your chick friends. Come on.
Izzie: Come in.
(Alex tosses her a box of tissues)
Alex: Keep it down, will you?
Meredith: What are wewe guys doing up?
Izzie and Alex: Couldn't sleep.
SEASON 5!
Alex: Did she tell wewe that I cried? Because THAT is a lie.
(to Meredith, about Izzie.)
Meredith: I'm sorry about chasing Alex.
Izzie: I forgive you.
Izzie: Did wewe know that Meredith was planning on making us songesha out?
Alex: I'm kind of busy here, Iz.
bila mpangilio girl: wewe can jiunge us if wewe want.
Izzie: Noo
Izzie: Guess what I found. An Apartment. A beautiful apartment with hardwood floors and a fireplace that wewe can build fires in. And I can't afford it kwa myself. So .. I thought wewe could get over yourself. We could live together.
Alex: No, thanks.
Izzie: Did I mention the hardwood floors? And the fireplace?
Alex: I'd rather live in my car.
Izzie: So apparantly there is some kind of leak. And the chief wants me to songesha all the pre-op patients to the clinic so who is free to help me? AaAaah!
(Alex hit Izzie)
Alex: I have a high pain
Izzie: wewe know what? Throw him out. Not me, just him.
Alex: She likes me more.
Izzie: I bake for everyone and I clean. The only thing wewe bring to the house is filth. What would wewe prefer Meredith? chokoleti cake au a STD?
Alex: Hello
Alex: wewe aliiba my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your punda for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while wewe get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.
Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.
Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But wewe can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.
(to Izzie)
Izzie: Give me back my surgery au I'll shoot your punda off!
(to Alex)
Izzie: People are terrible to the people they upendo sometimes. They're mean. wewe were both having a hard time and wewe took it out on each other. It doesn't make wewe the worst wife in the world. It just makes wewe a person who made a mistake.
Izzie: I was gonna ngumi, punch that kid. I mean what kind of selfish idiot. His father was sick!He's really sick and all he cares about is that stupid money!
Alex: The guy most have done something really bad to make the kid so angry.
Izzie: Maybe he just cares about his son but the moron is too emotionally stunted to let him.
Alex: Okay, I'm trying to be eh. I am. But this here. Right this, this is exactly your problem. wewe get all wrapped up and involved and wewe just start, wewe start caring about people. Your patient in there, he is the moron! His son is never gonna give him what he wants and he is just gonna be dissapointed. And the sooner he gets that, the sooner wewe get that...
Izzie: No, go on. Please. Be a selfish ass. So then at least I know what to expect, cause being a decent guy one sekunde and being a total jerk the next, is getting really old, Alex. So who's it gonna be? Pick one.
Alex: What?
Izzie: I care about you. I care about you. And I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself. And I'm not gonna stop caring about you, no matter how hard wewe push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get out of my room.
Izzie: No. I care about you. And I know wewe care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get out of my room.
Izzie: Admit it. Admit that wewe care about me too. I know wewe do. And I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I...
(Alex kisses Izzie)
Alex: So are we screwing other people au not?
Izzie: What?
Alex: I just wanna know if you're gonna go off and screw O'Maley au some other loser because then I won't have to cancel my plans with a chick from peeds.
Izzie: You're an ass.
Alex: What?
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Izzie: Alex: What's wrong with you? Izzie: What's wrong with me? We've been sleeping together for a week and already you're bored. I am hot! And great in bed. So what is wrong with YOU?
Alex: I didn't say that I was bored. I just asked whether au not I should keep sleeping with Michelle. I'm asking if you're all in. What's so wrong with that?
Izzie: You're a barbarian. How can I be all-inn with an actual barbarian?
Alex: Fine. holly in radiology thinks I have a hot ass. I'll tap that next.
Izzie: wewe do that.
Izzie: I thought wewe we're sleeping with Michelle tonight. au was it Jackie?
Alex: Iz
Izzie: I've had a hard siku Alex. Would wewe please just leave me alone?
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: What?
Alex: I'm not good at this. Alright, I'm not good at relationships au talking about stupid feelings and wewe are. So maybe wewe could teach me au something, wewe know. Tell me what I did wrong.
Izzie: wewe don't want us to see other people. wewe don't want us to see other people and that's how wewe tried to tell me. kwa asking if it was cool if wewe screwed Michelle.
Alex: Laughing is not helping.
Izzie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(They kiss)
Izzie: So wewe want lessons huh?
Alex: I want lessons.
Izzie: Okay, wewe start with: Isobel Stevens, wewe are staggeringly good in bed, you're amazingly smart, wonderfully funny, and wewe care about animals.
Alex: That's where I start?
Izzie: Yeah and then wewe say: wewe wanna go steady with me?
Alex: That's what I would say if it was 1952.
(They kiss again) Izzie: Alex? wewe wanna go steady with me?
Alex: If that's what wewe want. I mean yeah, whatever.
Izzie: Did wewe bring me down here for sex? Cause I don't know, I'm not really in the mood.
Alex: Wanna see some dead guys?
Izzie: Why?
Alex: Come on
Izzie: Why would wewe say that? Why?
Alex: Kadavers. For practice.
Izzie: What?
Alex: For the solo surgery
Izzie: What is this?
Alex: I heard wewe where having a crappy siku I thought this would cheer wewe up.
(Izzie starsts laughing)
Alex: What?
Izzie: It's like a bouquet. Of corpses. That is so ooh I'm sorry. No. It's crazy. He's dead. He's dead. Just so many dead people today.
Izzie: Alex, kwa the way. Thank you. For bringing me the corpses. It was very sweet.
Izzie: (to Denny) wewe can't be here. I have to songesha on. I upendo wewe and I will always upendo wewe but I have to songesha on. That's why I had that patient today and that's why I helped saving his life so I wouldn't feel guilty anymore. And I have to songesha on so please, wewe have to go.
Alex: Go where? Are wewe okay?
Izzie: Yes. Yes.
(Izzie kisses Alex)
Izzie: I'm totally okay. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I have to change but I'll meet wewe at the bar okay?
