Alice and Jasper

So, this is hell? Jasper thought, gritting his teeth to keep from screaming as he attempted to take a few steps in what he hoped was the right direction before his leg gave out. He managed six steps before he had to stop and lean against a tree.

I've been doing this for days! I have to be getting close to the camp kwa now. He told himself as his stomach growled loudly. He forced himself to take a few zaidi steps before he fell against another tree, groaning as he jarred his broken arm. At least, he thought it was broken. In pure frustration, he yelled for help, knowing that there was no one to...

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone kwa it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would wewe prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If wewe haven't come to Forks then wewe wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...