Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i alisema so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought wewe couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do wewe see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one wewe hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red roses while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!

Edward: The upendo of my life, wewe are so beautiful.

Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.

Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*

Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*

Edward: The upendo of my life, wewe smell good.

Bella: *blushes*

Edward: The upendo of my life, wewe are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*



CUE 70s MUSIC

muziki stops.



James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*

Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*

James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!

Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!

James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet wewe are so plain. NOW wewe RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*

Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*

Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! wewe didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!

Alice: I didnt aliiba James' cookies!!

Jasper: Of course wewe didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*

Alice: *purrs*

Jasper: wewe like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?

Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*

Jasper: yew weally2 wike that?

Alice: Ribbit

Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!

Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.

Alice: Oh. *dies*

Bella: Wanyonya damu cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?

Jasper: They can too!!

Bella: Na-uhhh!!

Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!

Bella: Na-uhh!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!

Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh

Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bella: NA-

Rosalie: wewe are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than wewe but edward still prefers you!

Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?

Rosalie: wewe only want me cz i fix cars.

Emmett: uhhh... no?

Edward: she's right.

Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL LOL WE EC IGAH!!!

Jasper: IGAH?

Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.

Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.

Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*

Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw

Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono


Bella: hujambo Emmett, wanna get ice cream?

Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.

Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!

Bella: To the vamp mobil!!



Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link