1. Whenever wewe get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know wewe waaaaaaant some."
2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs
3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper
4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.
5. Give Emmett a teddy kubeba for his birthday
6. Invite Jacob Black over....
7....including Quil and Embry
8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr!...
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