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posted by lillyomega22881
Humphrey and Kate loved eachother. after an adventure in Idiho they got married. it was kate's birthday and Humphrey wanted to get a special gift to express his upendo for her. him and his brother in law went out to find Kate a gift. " how about a caribou skin rug?" suggested Garth. " no it's not good enough." alisema Humphrey. " umm I know a kubeba skin rug!" shouted Garth. " bro that's the exact same thing." frowned humphry. " I know a goose, bata bukini rug!" alisema Garth proudly.
"DUDE IM NOT GETTING HER A RUG!" yelled humphrey.
"how old is Kate now?" asked Garth. " twenty two." replyed Humphrey. " wait. I know what I'm going to get her!" shouted Humphrey. "garth wewe can go nyumbani now." alisema Humphrey. Garth sprinted across the field to mount alpha. Humphrey went to town and went into the florests store. " hello what can I help wewe with?" asked the florets. " I'd like twenty one pink roses." alisema Humphrey. the mbwa mwitu handed him twenty one roses. " and I'd like one pink fake rose." alisema Humphrey. "ok that comes up to $12 sir!" alisema the mbwa mwitu cheerfully. Humphrey payed and ran nyumbani to Kate. "Kate happy 22nd birthday!" alisema Humphrey happily. "oh my gosh thank you!" alisema Kate. she was in full make up. " why are wewe all done up?" asked Humphrey. " my moms taking me for peticures and manicures." alisema Kate. "and then your taking me to chajio, chakula cha jioni right?" asked Kate. "I would never forget!" "here is your gift." alisema Humphrey handing Kate the potted roses. "oh there beautiful." alisema Kate. " this is zaidi than just some roses." alisema Humphrey. "there are 21 real roses and one fake one. the 21 roses will fade away but the 22nd rose will never wilt. and I will upendo wewe till the last rose dies" alisema Humphrey. kate started to cry. "oh Kate you'll ruin your makeup." "it's ok" weeped Kate. Humphrey and Kate rubbed noses.
I upendo wewe till the last rose dies.
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I woke up Early. Still dark outside. I climbed down my ladder and walked groggily to the bathroom with my jeans, T-shirt, hairbrush and deodorant.

After I got dressed and was ready to go I went back to my room to get Bret, BJ, and Britnee up.
“Wake up now!” I yelled and BJ and Bret sprang up and ran tot the bathroom but Britnee lye in the kitanda unmoving.
“Wake up now!” I yelled right in her ear. Then I didn’t want to do this but I tapped into her mind and woke her up.
“Hey! That’s not fair! I was having a great dream!” She yelled sleepily.
“Britnee! Be quiet wewe yelled louder than...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
Once upon a time there are Mbwa mwitu loups partying like a pack of wild dawgs. There was













And alot!!! But some of our inayopendelewa party people are here, some celeberties,








And a few zaidi wewe can guess, well maybe later on. well.... Who gives a ****. Were gonna party our asses off.

” why party at the forest?” A bila mpangilio person said. Slaps him. ” no! Remember we caught the forest on fire!” Trueshadowwolf said.


Everybody was so drink...
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posted by sanman7
kates head exploded and the soldiers ran to stop the iranian bastards humphrey looked at her head now spraying blood he whispered the lyrics to mad world as he made a kuvuka, msalaba against her chest he walked back to his kiti, kiti cha under command of the soldier and then he alisema wait whats that and he socked the soldier across the face drop dead motherfucker! he was then smacked in the head with the butt of and AK-74U he woke up again what the hell he alisema scratching his head the soldiers had left except what he saw was kates body hanging upside down with her stomach cut open he then noticed that she had been...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
Several months have passed since last time

Katie, in anthro form, was fixing breakfast for me one Thursday morning. I woke up to the smell of fresh smoked bacon, sausage, eggs, and waffles being made. As I wandered in the jikoni I saw the most beautiful girl in the world waiting for me.

"Morning honey." I alisema kissing her cheek.

"Morning Chris! How are wewe honey?" She alisema kissing me back.

"Im good! Wow wewe made breakfast?!" I said.

"Yep! Your mom showed me how to cook over the break!" Katie alisema with a grin.

I then began stuffing my face. It was pretty damn good. I never knew a mbwa mwitu could cook...
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posted by metalwolf116
(this is a song dedicated to hank666 and his zombies, this song is created kwa metalwolf and metalwolf only and it is protected kwa copy right and any violation of this song will result in death and au WORSE!!!)


dripping flesh
bright dead eyes
adorned kwa death
and swirling flies

up from the grave
dirt in its teeth
chained like a slave
quick like the thief

BRIDGE (spoken):
and as it walks up from hell
hanging around it was a putrid smell
a rib au two across the skin
flesh hanging, teeth a grin

(whole band) RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
run for wewe life as the death walks up to you
the infectious...
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posted by REDWolfleader
I went to the forest and wondered a bit. Then I found another valley,
"Well... Lets see if anyone here wants to join." I alisema to myself as I walked into the valley. I saw a male walk by,
"Excuse me, Can wewe point me were wewe leader's pango is?"
"Yeah, it's right up that slope." I walked up the slope he pointed to and met the leader.
"Hello, I haven't seen wewe around here before."
"Hi. I was wondering if I could gather some soldiers for an army I'm building."
"Really? Well go ahead and ask around." So I went around and asked everyone I saw, but, only three people volunteered, Caboose, Church, Simmons,and...
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posted by REDWolfleader
My dad started up the car and started for his apartment.
"So dad,"
"can Kate sleep in my room tonight?"
"Hmmmmm... Well I don't see why not."
"Thank wewe daddy!"(yes i call him that)
"No problem buddy... But there's one exception..."
"Yah dad?"
"You need to play some games with me while i'm home!"
"Well... I can do that!" We both laughed,
"Can I play some games too?" Kate asked,
"If wewe know how to play 'Monopoly' then yah!"
"What's Monopoly?" we pulled in our driveway,
"C'mon. I'll onyesha you," we got to the apartment and I got out the 'Monopoly' game.
"Monopoly is a long game my mom hates this game!"we played until it was time to go to bed.