The inayofuata siku I woke up at 6:00 a.m. and got ready. I had to be at my bus stop kwa 8:00 a.m. 7:50 rolled kwa and I put my shoes on, and lifted my heavy punda backpack onto my shoulders.
“I’m leaving Humphrey!”
Humphrey rushed down. He jumped into my arms and gave my a nice long kiss. His tongue was soft and sweet. I put him down and opened the door.
“Uriah wait!”
“Yeah?”
“I want to say something.”
“Go ahead.”
“I upendo you.”
I smiled, “Oh I upendo wewe too!”
I hugged him and headed out. It was probably about 7:56 kwa the time I headed out. I was about half was down my mitaani, mtaa when I saw my bus stop at the end of the road.
“Shit I gotta run!” I yelled.
I ran to my bus. Janet, my bus driver is very lenient when it comes to the kids being late to the bus stop.
“Thanks for waiting,” I said.
“You’re welcome.”
She drove off and soon arrived at my school. I ride bus number 1, but at one time it was 7. 31 and 4 were actually already at the scholl with 19 trailing behind us. I came to my friend Nick and sat down.
“Hey, Nick, Humphrey is living with me at my house. We made out! How do wewe feel about that?”
“Humphrey’s not fucking real fucking fucker!”
If I knew my friend Nick, he probably alisema the F-word 100 times a day. He was a small kid too, but kwa his actions, he seems like a bully.
“Screw you!”
At about 8:40, five dakika before school started, my other friend, Shane arrived.
“Wassup,” I greeted
“Hey,” Shane said.
“Humphrey from Alpha and Omega is living with me at my house.”
“I’d wonder about you, but it’d take up too many brain cells.”
I always loved when he alisema that. First and sekunde period passed and I came to my third period which was Spanish. My friend, Mark sat inayofuata to me in in that class.
“Humphrey is living with me at my house,” I said.
“I haven’t heard wewe say anything smart.”
“You remind me of Shane.”
“Am I as boring as him?”
“Good point.”
“I hate how Humphrey is blue!”
“Why?”
“I hate Humphrey and blue is my inayopendelewa color.”
“Ahh! I got the message.”
The rest of the siku past and I got on my bus to go home. Humphrey was impatient and was freaking out. He started to get in a motion that looked like he was mounting the ground. I came through the door and he rushed to me and jumped into my arms.
“Oh man! I missed wewe much! Don’t leave me like that again! I don’t think I can handle it!”
“I have to do that every siku Monday through Friday.”
Humphrey fell to the ground.
“I don’t upendo wewe anymore. I’m out to find someone else.”
I thought for a dakika au two.
“Humphrey, maybe wewe can come with me.”
“I can? Thank you!”
“Tomorrow wewe can sneak out with me.”
“Cool! So, your parents aren’t going to be back for a few hours, we can do anything.”
“Yeah. What do wewe want to do?”
“Can we pay some video games?”
“You want to? Do wewe know how to play?”
“I’ll guess.”
“Alright, we’ll try.”
I put Halo Reach in my Xbox and we started playing. I also showed him how to play.
“I’ll go easy on you. This is your first time playing.”
Humphrey killed me before I could take one shot.
“Woah! Ok, I’ll go a little harder on…”
He killed me again.
“Ok, I’m going all my skill.”
He took me down even with all my skill.
“I don’t know how you’re so good!”
My parents got nyumbani the night passed nice. That night, Humphrey and I laid together again.
“Hey Uriah.”
“Yeah?”
“Do wewe think we could go a little further with our love?”
“Huh?”
“You know, stick and pot.”
I still was puzzled. Humphrey showed me the sign.
“Oh that! Ooh! That’s a big advancement, as much as I’d upendo to I just don’t know.”
Humphrey gave me his begging face. He wanted it.
“Alright, lets go!”
I started kissing him first. There wasn’t anything coming yet. He rolled on juu of me, however, he fell asleep before he made one thrust.
“Umm, Humphrey.”
He didn’t answer.
“We can sleep like this tonight.”
The inayofuata morning, Humphrey got up with me.
“I’m heading to work goat!” My dad said.
“Bye dad! upendo you!”
My mom also was out to work.
“Alight, it 7:50. I usually leave about this time.”
“Ok why do we leave so early if wewe school starts at 8:45?”
“I have to be at the bus stop kwa 8:00.”
“Oh.”
We walked to the bus stop. I drew a lot of attention. Not only that, but I also got zaidi respect.
“Hey Uriah, who’s the wolf?” Sydney, a girl that like to mess with me asked.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi! I like you!”
“That’s so creepy!”
I kneed down. When I kneel down, he’s a bit taller than me.
“Dude, wewe can’t say stuff like that.”
“Of sorry! hujambo what bus do wewe ride?”
“I ride 1. Sometimes it’ll be 7 though.”
24 actually came and picked us up. Mr. Mike, the driver of 24 is a substitute for the busses. He’s my personal favorite.
“Hey, Mr. Mike!” I greeted.
“What’s goin’ on?”
I sat in the kiti, kiti cha right behind Mr. Mike. I sit there when he drives and when Janet is driving. Mr. Mike saw Humphrey get on and stopped him.
“Woah, Mbwa mwitu loups aren’t allowed at school.”
“He’s with me,” I said.
“Did wewe get permission?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“Ok, sorry, go ahead.”
“Humphrey, this is Mr. Mike. He is a substitute bus driver, but he’s my personal favorite.”
“Hi, Mr. Mike! I’m Humphrey.”
“Nice to meet you.”
We came across the railroad tracks.
“Oh, also stay kwa my side. The campus monitors might harass wewe along with the other kids.”
“Why the campus monitors?”
“They’ll say wewe don’t belong here.”
“Oh, why?”
“You know what? I gotta get a pass from the counseling office.”
“Ok, go ahead.”
The bus pulled into the school lot.
“Bye Mr. Mike.”
“Have a good day.”
We nearly got to the counseling office, but we were already harassed kwa a campus monitor.
“This mbwa mwitu can’t be here. He has to go back to where he belongs.”
“I’m going to the counseling office to get permission to bring him.”
“You have to get permission ahead of time. I’ll let wewe do it this time, but inayofuata time he has to be taken.”
“Ok, thanks.”
We came into the counseling office.
“That mbwa mwitu can’t be in here.”
“That’s what I came in about. I want to get permission to have him at school for the week.”
“He needs to be interviewed first. We can’t have a bila mpangilio mbwa mwitu come in here.”
“Ok, thanks. I’ll wait in here.”
About 15 dakika later they came out.
“It’s a positive. He can be here for a week.”
“Thanks!”
“You need to sign this.”
I signed the paper and Humphrey got a pass. It was about 8:30 and I came to Nick.
“This is Humphrey.”
Nick was speechless.
“Nice to meet you.”
“He’s fucking real!”
Shane came and saw Humphrey.
“It doesn’t take as many brain cells to think about wewe as I originally thought!”
“I told wewe I wasn’t crazy.”
The kengele rung and we went to first period with Mrs. Dailey.
“Hey, Mrs. Dailey, the counseling office told me to tell all my teachers that my mbwa mwitu friend, Humphrey, has to sit in a dawati around me. I have a pass.”
“Ok, he can sit in the empty dawati in front of wewe and behind Keyshaun.”
“Humphrey this is my Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Dailey.”
“Hi! Nice to meet you!”
“Nice to meet wewe too!
Humphrey sat down in front of me. My friend, Alex, (It sounds like I have a lot of Marafiki but I really don’t) saw him.
“Oh wow! I’m sure that’s just a guy in a costume.”
I laughed hard, “Dude, this is really Humphrey.”
“Alex sit down, the bell’s about to ring,” Mrs. Dailey said.
“Ok, then.”
The kengele rang then the morning announcements came.
“Where’s that voice coming from?” Humphrey asked.
“That’s just the PA speaker.”
Humphrey met my Science teacher Mr. Scholz, and Spanish teacher Mrs. Coleman. During lunch, My English teacher, Mrs. England came.
“Hi Uriah, lovely siku isn’t it?”
“Yup it is.”
Mrs. England continued talking to me in a motherly voice.
“Is that some other family member I should know about?” Humphrey asked.
“No, that’s my English teacher,” I said.
“She’s really mother-like. When do we have her?”
“The inayofuata two periods.”
“Is she like that in class?”
“Sometimes.”
The lunch period ended and we went to English. Humphrey easily thought Mrs. England was creepy. He met my P.E. teacher, Mrs. Silva and last he met my Math teacher, Mrs. Carpenter. It was a good day. I can’t believe he loved the whole day. Mr. Mike was sustituting again on the bus.
That night we got to bed. I set my alarm to 5:50.
“I’m leaving Humphrey!”
Humphrey rushed down. He jumped into my arms and gave my a nice long kiss. His tongue was soft and sweet. I put him down and opened the door.
“Uriah wait!”
“Yeah?”
“I want to say something.”
“Go ahead.”
“I upendo you.”
I smiled, “Oh I upendo wewe too!”
I hugged him and headed out. It was probably about 7:56 kwa the time I headed out. I was about half was down my mitaani, mtaa when I saw my bus stop at the end of the road.
“Shit I gotta run!” I yelled.
I ran to my bus. Janet, my bus driver is very lenient when it comes to the kids being late to the bus stop.
“Thanks for waiting,” I said.
“You’re welcome.”
She drove off and soon arrived at my school. I ride bus number 1, but at one time it was 7. 31 and 4 were actually already at the scholl with 19 trailing behind us. I came to my friend Nick and sat down.
“Hey, Nick, Humphrey is living with me at my house. We made out! How do wewe feel about that?”
“Humphrey’s not fucking real fucking fucker!”
If I knew my friend Nick, he probably alisema the F-word 100 times a day. He was a small kid too, but kwa his actions, he seems like a bully.
“Screw you!”
At about 8:40, five dakika before school started, my other friend, Shane arrived.
“Wassup,” I greeted
“Hey,” Shane said.
“Humphrey from Alpha and Omega is living with me at my house.”
“I’d wonder about you, but it’d take up too many brain cells.”
I always loved when he alisema that. First and sekunde period passed and I came to my third period which was Spanish. My friend, Mark sat inayofuata to me in in that class.
“Humphrey is living with me at my house,” I said.
“I haven’t heard wewe say anything smart.”
“You remind me of Shane.”
“Am I as boring as him?”
“Good point.”
“I hate how Humphrey is blue!”
“Why?”
“I hate Humphrey and blue is my inayopendelewa color.”
“Ahh! I got the message.”
The rest of the siku past and I got on my bus to go home. Humphrey was impatient and was freaking out. He started to get in a motion that looked like he was mounting the ground. I came through the door and he rushed to me and jumped into my arms.
“Oh man! I missed wewe much! Don’t leave me like that again! I don’t think I can handle it!”
“I have to do that every siku Monday through Friday.”
Humphrey fell to the ground.
“I don’t upendo wewe anymore. I’m out to find someone else.”
I thought for a dakika au two.
“Humphrey, maybe wewe can come with me.”
“I can? Thank you!”
“Tomorrow wewe can sneak out with me.”
“Cool! So, your parents aren’t going to be back for a few hours, we can do anything.”
“Yeah. What do wewe want to do?”
“Can we pay some video games?”
“You want to? Do wewe know how to play?”
“I’ll guess.”
“Alright, we’ll try.”
I put Halo Reach in my Xbox and we started playing. I also showed him how to play.
“I’ll go easy on you. This is your first time playing.”
Humphrey killed me before I could take one shot.
“Woah! Ok, I’ll go a little harder on…”
He killed me again.
“Ok, I’m going all my skill.”
He took me down even with all my skill.
“I don’t know how you’re so good!”
My parents got nyumbani the night passed nice. That night, Humphrey and I laid together again.
“Hey Uriah.”
“Yeah?”
“Do wewe think we could go a little further with our love?”
“Huh?”
“You know, stick and pot.”
I still was puzzled. Humphrey showed me the sign.
“Oh that! Ooh! That’s a big advancement, as much as I’d upendo to I just don’t know.”
Humphrey gave me his begging face. He wanted it.
“Alright, lets go!”
I started kissing him first. There wasn’t anything coming yet. He rolled on juu of me, however, he fell asleep before he made one thrust.
“Umm, Humphrey.”
He didn’t answer.
“We can sleep like this tonight.”
The inayofuata morning, Humphrey got up with me.
“I’m heading to work goat!” My dad said.
“Bye dad! upendo you!”
My mom also was out to work.
“Alight, it 7:50. I usually leave about this time.”
“Ok why do we leave so early if wewe school starts at 8:45?”
“I have to be at the bus stop kwa 8:00.”
“Oh.”
We walked to the bus stop. I drew a lot of attention. Not only that, but I also got zaidi respect.
“Hey Uriah, who’s the wolf?” Sydney, a girl that like to mess with me asked.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi! I like you!”
“That’s so creepy!”
I kneed down. When I kneel down, he’s a bit taller than me.
“Dude, wewe can’t say stuff like that.”
“Of sorry! hujambo what bus do wewe ride?”
“I ride 1. Sometimes it’ll be 7 though.”
24 actually came and picked us up. Mr. Mike, the driver of 24 is a substitute for the busses. He’s my personal favorite.
“Hey, Mr. Mike!” I greeted.
“What’s goin’ on?”
I sat in the kiti, kiti cha right behind Mr. Mike. I sit there when he drives and when Janet is driving. Mr. Mike saw Humphrey get on and stopped him.
“Woah, Mbwa mwitu loups aren’t allowed at school.”
“He’s with me,” I said.
“Did wewe get permission?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“Ok, sorry, go ahead.”
“Humphrey, this is Mr. Mike. He is a substitute bus driver, but he’s my personal favorite.”
“Hi, Mr. Mike! I’m Humphrey.”
“Nice to meet you.”
We came across the railroad tracks.
“Oh, also stay kwa my side. The campus monitors might harass wewe along with the other kids.”
“Why the campus monitors?”
“They’ll say wewe don’t belong here.”
“Oh, why?”
“You know what? I gotta get a pass from the counseling office.”
“Ok, go ahead.”
The bus pulled into the school lot.
“Bye Mr. Mike.”
“Have a good day.”
We nearly got to the counseling office, but we were already harassed kwa a campus monitor.
“This mbwa mwitu can’t be here. He has to go back to where he belongs.”
“I’m going to the counseling office to get permission to bring him.”
“You have to get permission ahead of time. I’ll let wewe do it this time, but inayofuata time he has to be taken.”
“Ok, thanks.”
We came into the counseling office.
“That mbwa mwitu can’t be in here.”
“That’s what I came in about. I want to get permission to have him at school for the week.”
“He needs to be interviewed first. We can’t have a bila mpangilio mbwa mwitu come in here.”
“Ok, thanks. I’ll wait in here.”
About 15 dakika later they came out.
“It’s a positive. He can be here for a week.”
“Thanks!”
“You need to sign this.”
I signed the paper and Humphrey got a pass. It was about 8:30 and I came to Nick.
“This is Humphrey.”
Nick was speechless.
“Nice to meet you.”
“He’s fucking real!”
Shane came and saw Humphrey.
“It doesn’t take as many brain cells to think about wewe as I originally thought!”
“I told wewe I wasn’t crazy.”
The kengele rung and we went to first period with Mrs. Dailey.
“Hey, Mrs. Dailey, the counseling office told me to tell all my teachers that my mbwa mwitu friend, Humphrey, has to sit in a dawati around me. I have a pass.”
“Ok, he can sit in the empty dawati in front of wewe and behind Keyshaun.”
“Humphrey this is my Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Dailey.”
“Hi! Nice to meet you!”
“Nice to meet wewe too!
Humphrey sat down in front of me. My friend, Alex, (It sounds like I have a lot of Marafiki but I really don’t) saw him.
“Oh wow! I’m sure that’s just a guy in a costume.”
I laughed hard, “Dude, this is really Humphrey.”
“Alex sit down, the bell’s about to ring,” Mrs. Dailey said.
“Ok, then.”
The kengele rang then the morning announcements came.
“Where’s that voice coming from?” Humphrey asked.
“That’s just the PA speaker.”
Humphrey met my Science teacher Mr. Scholz, and Spanish teacher Mrs. Coleman. During lunch, My English teacher, Mrs. England came.
“Hi Uriah, lovely siku isn’t it?”
“Yup it is.”
Mrs. England continued talking to me in a motherly voice.
“Is that some other family member I should know about?” Humphrey asked.
“No, that’s my English teacher,” I said.
“She’s really mother-like. When do we have her?”
“The inayofuata two periods.”
“Is she like that in class?”
“Sometimes.”
The lunch period ended and we went to English. Humphrey easily thought Mrs. England was creepy. He met my P.E. teacher, Mrs. Silva and last he met my Math teacher, Mrs. Carpenter. It was a good day. I can’t believe he loved the whole day. Mr. Mike was sustituting again on the bus.
That night we got to bed. I set my alarm to 5:50.
I know not many people would even think about saying this but i watched this movie in a rubbish quality on the 25th of september and i could hardly see the faces on the wolfs it was that bad, but have i never seen a most beautiful, caring, loveing un predictable movie in my life. I know the movie has got a lot of bad reviews and maoni kwa different people and critics but as long as the movie has action in it they will always say bad things about it. even though the picture on the screen wasn't that good i can still say those things about it. I for one can not wait for the movie to come out on dvd unlike some who will do anything to never see au ever hear about it ever again. I have never alisema that a movie was beautiful this will be my first, but i do encourage people to go and see it, i will give this film 100% and i hope in the future there will be zaidi alpha and omega's to come