I was on my way nyumbani from a Camping trip.I saw a mbwa mwitu on the side of the road a mile away from my house.
"Dammit zaidi bodys everyday."I alisema checking the pulse,"Holy shit!It's still alive!" I alisema picking the unconscious mbwa mwitu up and setting it in the back.I soon arrived nyumbani and set it on the couch,I sat down inayofuata to it and turned the news on,
"The president, Barrack Obama, has been assassinated this morning while making one of his speeches..." The news lady says,
"Pff, typical,probably got it from craigs list,"
"Investigators believe the suspect got the weapons from craigs list..."
"Hmm, how does that sound familiar?"I then heard a whimper coming from the mbwa mwitu that was now awake..."Hey there,easy, easy.I wish I knew your name..."
"My name is Johnelle"
"Uh... Okay... wewe can talk I geuss that's good to know...I am David,are wewe hungry?"
"Yes."
"Well good thing I upendo steak!"I laughed"Do wewe want me to take wewe outside?"
"Sure!"She smiled I lifted her off the kitanda and laid her on the nyasi in the backyard.I went inside shut the TV off and got the steaks.
"How do wewe like your steaks madenmosel?"I alisema in a cheesy french accent.
"Surprise me."She alisema with a beautiful smile,
"I like that answer!"I made a medium rare steak, mnofu for her and me and we both enjoyed our steaks very much."Well that was good!" I alisema bringing her in side."Where do wewe wanna sleep tonight?"
I don't care as long as I'm with you."
"I take that as 'In my room'?"I alisema smiling.
"Dammit zaidi bodys everyday."I alisema checking the pulse,"Holy shit!It's still alive!" I alisema picking the unconscious mbwa mwitu up and setting it in the back.I soon arrived nyumbani and set it on the couch,I sat down inayofuata to it and turned the news on,
"The president, Barrack Obama, has been assassinated this morning while making one of his speeches..." The news lady says,
"Pff, typical,probably got it from craigs list,"
"Investigators believe the suspect got the weapons from craigs list..."
"Hmm, how does that sound familiar?"I then heard a whimper coming from the mbwa mwitu that was now awake..."Hey there,easy, easy.I wish I knew your name..."
"My name is Johnelle"
"Uh... Okay... wewe can talk I geuss that's good to know...I am David,are wewe hungry?"
"Yes."
"Well good thing I upendo steak!"I laughed"Do wewe want me to take wewe outside?"
"Sure!"She smiled I lifted her off the kitanda and laid her on the nyasi in the backyard.I went inside shut the TV off and got the steaks.
"How do wewe like your steaks madenmosel?"I alisema in a cheesy french accent.
"Surprise me."She alisema with a beautiful smile,
"I like that answer!"I made a medium rare steak, mnofu for her and me and we both enjoyed our steaks very much."Well that was good!" I alisema bringing her in side."Where do wewe wanna sleep tonight?"
I don't care as long as I'm with you."
"I take that as 'In my room'?"I alisema smiling.