When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, au ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds kwa going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a siku on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight kwa inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a nenosiri other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds kwa going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a siku on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight kwa inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a nenosiri other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
siku 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can songesha but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 saa later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get zaidi power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Mbwa mwitu loups to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
siku 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can songesha but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 saa later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get zaidi power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Mbwa mwitu loups to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the mitaani, mtaa with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
hujambo pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe wewe can call me;
keep lookin like wewe aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
wewe look at me like im some shit,
yeah wewe cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind wewe way 'bove my height
how bout i give wewe an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no zaidi less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the mitaani, mtaa with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
hujambo pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe wewe can call me;
keep lookin like wewe aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
wewe look at me like im some shit,
yeah wewe cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind wewe way 'bove my height
how bout i give wewe an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no zaidi less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......