There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and alisema ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

awwww someone unfaned this club. :( It was 3,235 but now it's 3,234. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Poison ivy is not ivy and poison oak is not an oak. They are both part of the cashew family. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yes i am dead but i am now a ghost ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OHMGOSH!!!! I'm in third place! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

everyone. Some advise for fighting trolls!!! I learned this from Jon (katealphawolf) Ignore them and they will get bored. So just don't talk to a troll. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This movie is shit, wewe stupid american furrikids ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*crying* i wont SexyKete back ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo everyone! How are wewe guys doing? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what up every one ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dolphins sleep with one eye open ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wow dead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How is everyone? kasha pokezi me au something lol I'm in a gd mood!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what book shood i read inayofuata #1 SERPENT au #2 TREASURE ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what up and how is everyone ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone have Xbox live? My GT Diablo1163 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

that awkward moment that wewe post a "that awkward moment when" joke without an awkward moment ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I found out alphaGarth is gone....... -howls long- we Lost another pack brother... :( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo everyone I'm back!!!! And btw I'm looking for a mate, anyone interested au any pointers? kasha pokezi me! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well good night everyone, i hope wewe all had fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hi can i jiunge im Frost a snow white mbwa mwitu just like lily with green eyes female and i am very strong nobble and proud can i jiunge please i <3 A&O its my fav cant wait fro april 2012 on the first the sekunde one comes out that siku please ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Muppets is a funny movie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So what we all up to then?? How are we all? :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: If wewe call a large turkey a gobbler what do wewe call a small one?
A: Goblet.
* * *

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
* * *
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
* * *
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
A: To get to the other side.
* * *
Q: Why don't wewe let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
* * *
Q: What do wewe call it when wewe drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
* * *
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
* * * ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

New Thanksgiving Jokes! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Thanksgiving! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

good morning happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In 49 dakika its thanksgiving ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

just finished watching the green mavu, hornet ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wow it is 11:00pm good night ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted kwa people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an saa of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do wewe do to stop people from asking wewe for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The inayofuata day... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says,"Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Thanksgiving KingSimba4Ever9, trueshadowolf, Humphrey59 and to the rest of the people here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who here knows that I'm dark kate? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Btw, is anybody going to see Rise Of The Guardians? It looks pretty good. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

happy early thanksgiving ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*get a weed hacker* *killing oranges!* RAAA!!! (Been awhile since I ilitumwa a wall, how is everybody?) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Most lipstick contains samaki scales ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok who dies first *shoots gun in air* HUH! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FDR beat president ever !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

so sleepy, but good morning everyone, i will be back i have a 1/2 siku of school today ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

holly cow deviantart montage lol XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello guys did wewe miss me? i see lots of new members thats good. well welcome to the AO fanclub and kts nice to meet wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The names bond, ionic bond (are there any chemists in the house?!) *i crack my self up* :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*yawn* tired :L well I'm going to kitanda so talk later night pack :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Unlike a normal housecat, the Siberian tiger loves to swim. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

night ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hello everyone! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell wewe why it isn't. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Knowledge is knowing a nyanya is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a matunda salad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until wewe hear them speak. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down to his level and beat wewe with experience. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well, open season, again......... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The only jointless bone in the body is in your throat ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

man i never ilitumwa here for while so yea so is on and how are ya? sly still wanted to be added if interested to be a best friend if wewe did alrighty...well i'm glad wewe did but i need Marafiki and zaidi heshima and active at my club and please jiunge it..it's very fun!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it was a snowy day... i was in the middle of no where... it kept snowing none stop... i was also a wolf... and the sun was was full of such darkness!...im all alone... *gets depressed and crys*... i feel... like shit! ...like no one cares for me.... and is this... who i am?...

...this was just a dream also... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Havent ilitumwa for a while and bored out of my mind :/ so how is everybody then?? :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys, im back, i missed the club to much to stay away, so im back ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well i need my sleep good night everyone see wewe all tomarrow ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

heres something i found it was a funny conversation ) TOM: hujambo edd is it ok if i drink this milk? edd: thats not maziwa tom thats white paint. *tom drinks half of the glass of the white paint* TOM: still ok right? edd: *facepalm* i guess... *drill sound* WAIT MATT WHAT ARE wewe DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am not living i am so happy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

~dies from no huggles~ x .x ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thanksgiving joke:
Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road?
It was the chickens siku off! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well in in 6 houers i will be living fanpop not for ever but for a long tine i will miss all of wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo whats up everybody ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sleep little cub,
And quiet your eyes.
Bottle your tears,
and soften your cries.
Dream,little soldier.
I'll never be far.
I'll find wewe my soldier,
wherever wewe are. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

@thehumphrey wewe made my siku thank you, wewe are the best ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"What time does the maktaba open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at nyumbani in the middle of the night to ask a swali like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do wewe want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who alisema I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo everybody im backkkkkk lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*helicopter comes spinning over and explodes* wow thats the first interesting thing i`ve seen in awhile i`ll go make sure the pilot is ok ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it saturday ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi anyone!!!!:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys! hehe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How does Humphrey keep his teeth so white :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

:| ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Thanksgiving break! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link olease jiunge ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A lemon, limau contains zaidi sugar than a strawberry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

it Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy wewe another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

winston is whistleing*
then kates daughter all the sudden attacked him for cookie!)
kates daughter: COOKIE!!!
winston: i dont have a cookie!!! please!!!! eve has some!
kates daughter: must go after her!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo all! how's everyone.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'M BACK!!! So...how is everyone? :) I hope your hivi karibuni days have been good! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well today was boring ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I forgot what I was going to say... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*yawns and streaches* ahh well night pack speak to wewe all soon :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Humphrey: hujambo kate wheres our daughter?
Kate: Oh shes looking for a cookie, i told her wewe have it, now shes going to attack you!
Humphrey: WAIT WHAT?!
thier daughter: *ATTACKS HUMPHREY LOOKING FOR COOKIE*
Thier daughter: COOKIE!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

well, the artshow is coming this feburary, im going to try and sign up for it... but im kinda nervus ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just realized. That the last chapter of The Brotherhood has been covered kwa tons of other stories. Either I need to get to work, au I just need to forget about it. I mean inayofuata week is thanksgiving break and as of now I am free so I'll have A LOT of time to update it, but I haven't seen many people kusoma my stories so it is starting to feel as a waste of time. What do wewe think? Should I keep up with The Brotherhood, au any of my series for that matter? Cause if not. I'm going to party. o3o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita