Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water au anything water related:
wewe want your pool? wewe want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't wewe try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he alisema "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, wewe were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
inayofuata situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to wewe au your just like being rude au wewe just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I upendo this inayofuata one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks wewe for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
inayofuata is another one wewe should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, au wewe need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also wewe don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity wewe dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow wewe like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if wewe use a Slappy squirrel accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if wewe want me too! just maoni and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Situation 1: Someone asks for water au anything water related:
wewe want your pool? wewe want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't wewe try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he alisema "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, wewe were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
inayofuata situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to wewe au your just like being rude au wewe just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I upendo this inayofuata one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks wewe for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
inayofuata is another one wewe should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, au wewe need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also wewe don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity wewe dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow wewe like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if wewe use a Slappy squirrel accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if wewe want me too! just maoni and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
This is great,
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the wanyama upendo them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the wanyama upendo them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!