While running from the cops I'd run across Death City to kuvuka, msalaba some screaming ninjas and find Edward Elric's secret hideout. I'd have stolen the rules and try to force Ed to use alchemy to change the laws. "You could do this yourself, y'know." "But Eeeeeeeeeeeedwaaaaaaaaaarrrrdddd!" "Fine. Pass it over." Then I would hug him tightly and accidently almost choke him and then when the cops came Alphonse would tell em to fuck off. Just kidding Al doesn't tell cops to fuck off. Edward would be like "Why is anime illegal huh? Look at the law!" and he'd point to the law thatd been changed to 'Fanpop users can watch anime once again'\ and then id be like "yay I upendo you" and then id be open about my web history that Ed looked through (Which is full of lemons about him) and then he'd either except it au run the hell away. I just remembered to tell wewe that Al doesn't tell anyone to fuck off, not just cops and Roy. bYE *Runs away and forces Al & Ed to come with meh* BE FREE MY FANPOPPERS
