So...by the insistant urgings of Riku114, I started watching Kuroko no Basket just over a week ago. I decided that if I'm going to do so, I might as well take notes on various things about it that catch my attention. So, having just finished the most hivi karibuni episode of KnB season 3, here are my notes!

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Note 1: First battle is Kagami and Kise fighting over Kuroko's affection.



Note 2: The title of the episode will eventually be alisema kwa someone.



Note 3: Kagami is a squirrel.



Note 4: This is Japanese lunch time rush.



Note 5: Never shake hands with Kagami.



Note 6: Never neglect left hand nail care and for gods sake, ALWAYS tie your shoes with your right lace first.



Note 7: mpira wa kikapu is dangerous. watch for falling meteors.



Note 8: Do not make fun of Midorin, he will cry.



Note 9: I gave that bitch, kahaba a popsicle. Bitches upendo popsicles.



Note 10: If wewe can't run, don't walk. Just do a handstand.



Note 11: Real men eat the terrible chakula with a smile and kind words.



Note 12: It is impossible to say no to a giant.



Note 13: It doesn't matter if wewe just played the opening song, if there is a training montage, play it again.



Note 14: How to catch a prodigy 101. Lay a big boobed trap.



Note 15: Don't make Kuroko mad...simple as that



Note 16: When in doubt, roll the pencil.



Note 17: Beware of Kagami and his back scrubber of doom.



Note 18: Kuroko: Peeping Specialist



Note 19: Never make Kuroko cry au the whole stadium will hate you.



Note 20: Kuroko will make a simple songesha to troll wewe then flat out curbstomp wewe as added embarrassment.



Note 21: Kuroko is a playa.



Note 22: So the possibility of being kissed kwa a beautiful American woman is supposed to make someone keep their distance???



Note 23: Puking up blood is serious and medical help should be sought...unless wewe have a mpira wa kikapu game to train for.



Note 24: Kuroko LOVES his fist bumps. He likely fist bumps himself to sleep at night.



Note 25: Nothing pisses off big people than asking if they like basketball.



Note 26: I'm not hurt! I just tripped and fell dramatically!



Note 27: For added effect, bitch, kahaba slap.



Note 28: Dont. Take. Murasakibara's. Chicken.



Note 29: It's not embarrasing to fall down...so long as wewe try to get back up afterwards.



Note 30: Imitation is zaidi of a "fuck you" than a form of flattery.



Note 31: Kuroko is not the person to go to for bedtime stories.



Note 32: It's the last game so naturally every
single character in the onyesha will make an appearance, even if they have no reason to onyesha up.



Note 33: Beware the ferocious kitty cat.



Note 34: Zone is so mysterious that nobody can enter it at will...unless the main character cannot win without it, then it's just a power up.