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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo was in the trainyard waiting for Stephanie to deliver a freight train. When she returned, the two of them would bring empty hopper cars to a coal depot to be loaded with coal.

Hawkeye: wewe look really impatient.
Stylo: That's because I am really impatient. I heard this gppony, pony that owns the coal depot is very impatient, and we have to arrive earlier then scheduled.
Metal Gloss: wewe two have nothing to worry about. You'll get there without any delays.
Stylo: Yeah, I hope you're right.
Hawkeye: *Sees a freight train entering the yards* Maybe that's her.
Stylo: *Looks into locomotive cab* Yeah, I see her.
Stephanie: *Stops train inayofuata to Snowflake's tower*
Mirage: *Uncouples engines from train. He then walks to the cab* I'll take over for you. wewe better go with Stylo, and get those hopper cars to the depot.
Stephanie: Thank wewe Mirage. *Gets out of engine*
Mirage: *Drives engines to the servicing facility*
Stephanie: Hi Stylo. Hi Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hello.
Stylo: Hi.
Metal Gloss: Aren't wewe going to say hi to me?
Stephanie: Hi Metal Gloss. I gotta say, wewe three are very lucky to work on this Railway line. wewe have thousands of locomotives, so you'll have a lot of extras in case a few brake down. The main line is so long, that wewe could drive three trains in ten hours.
Hawkeye: Well wewe know our motto. Union Pacific, the leader in Railroading.
Stylo: Actually, our kauli mbiu is We Can Do It.
Metal Gloss: I thought it was We Will Deliver.
Hawkeye: It's all three of them.. I think.
Stephanie: *Laughs* I like you. *Checks watch* Oh Stylo, we better get going.
Stylo: You're right. We don't wanna be late.

They both ran to find locomotives to pull the train, leaving Hawkeye alone with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: Finally, I thought they'd never leave.
Metal Gloss: Why?
Hawkeye: I wanted to kiss you.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes* Oh Pierce.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss*

Meanwhile in the servicing facility.

Stephanie: Hi Percy.
Percy: Oh, hi Stephanie, and Stylo. What can I do for wewe two?
Stylo: We need at least two locomotives to pull a train of hopper cars to a coal depot.
Percy: Where are wewe going?
Stephanie: I think we're heading northbound to Laramie.
Percy: The only engine available is Challenger 3717.
Stephanie: What's a Challenger?
Stylo: It's one of the biggest locomotives we have on this railroad. Thanks Percy.
Percy: No problem.
Stylo: *Walks to Challenger*
Stephanie: Challenger? That sounds zaidi like the name of a car then a railway locomotive.

Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:08 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo, and Stephanie just drove their train out of the yards.

Stephanie: Laramie, here we come.
Stylo: And Metal Gloss alisema we'd have no delays. Let's hope she's right.
Stephanie: We should just get this train running at it's juu speed. That way, if we do get any delays, we'll still arrive early.
Stylo: I hope you're right. wewe drive, I'll shovel. *Grabs shovel* Wait a second. *Looks at the tender* Where's all the coal?
Stephanie: This must be one of those steam engines that run on oil.
Stylo: Well, so much for this thing then. *Throws shovel out of cab*

Outside of the train.

Jogging Pony: *Running kwa the train tracks* Ah, a nice siku for a jog. *Gets hit in the head kwa the shovel, and falls onto the ground*

Back on the train.

Stylo: *Looks at jogger, and shouts* Sorry!
Stephanie: He can't hear wewe from there.
Stylo: It's the thought that counts.

After the shovel got thrown overboard, Stylo, and Stephanie had to stop at a red signal. Ahead was a baseball field, and a game just started.

Stylo: Good. We can watch the game.
Stephanie: I hate baseball. wewe enjoy watching the game while I watch the signal.
Stylo: Well, we all have different interests.
Catcher: One out. Let's get two zaidi outs so we get up to bat.
Batter: *Steps up to plate with a baseball bat*
Pitcher: *Throws ball*
Batter: *Hits ball*
Players: Whoa. I think that might be a homerun.

It certainly was. The ball went high into the air, leaving the field, and landed in one of the train's hopper cars.

Stephanie: Did wewe hear something?
Stylo: No, but I saw somepony hit a homerun. It was really impressive.
Stephanie: Okay. The signal is green, let's go.
Stylo: *Drives train away from the field*
Baseball Ponies: *Running towards the train* Stop! wewe have our baseball!
Stephanie: *Sees the ball players, but can't hear them* They must be really excited to see a train.
Stylo: Yeah.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: They're not stopping.
Baseball gppony, pony 9: Great. That was our only ball.
Baseball gppony, pony 4: Let's tell the coach, and get our ball back.

Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Laramie, Wyoming
Time: 9:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The baseball players told their coach about the ball landing on a train, and how they weren't able to catch it on time.

Coach: Okay, I don't have enough room in my station wagon for all of you, so let's call somepony to help us.


This is Catie. She is the baseball coach's ex-wife

Catie: *Hears her phone ringing, and picks it up, speaking in Russian* Privet? (Hello?)
Coach: Catie, it's me.
Catie: Oh great. What do wewe want?
Coach: I need wewe to come down here, and help us out.
Catie: What?
Coach: I alisema I need wewe to-
Catie: I know! What do wewe need my help with?!
Coach: One of my baseball players hit a homerun, but it landed on a moving train. We need to find it, and get the ball back.
Catie: Ugh. I'll be right there. *Hangs up*
Coach: *Puts phone away* Alright wewe guys, she alisema she'd be over here. Let's just hope that the forty bucks wewe paid me is worth it.

They could've bought another baseball, but everypony was too stupid to think about it at the time.

Soon, Catie arrived in her Shitroen 2PV.


Catie's Shitroen

Baseball gppony, pony 3: Oh no, I'm not getting in that car.
Coach: I know it's a bad car, but three of wewe have to go in there.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: Alright. I'll kumeza my pride for the team. *Gets in Catie's car*
Baseball gppony, pony 5: Me too. *Gets in the Shitroen*
Baseball gppony, pony 9: *Gets in the car inayofuata to baseball gppony, pony 5*
Coach: Okay, the rest of wewe with me. We got a train to catch.

The coach, and the other baseball ponies got in the station wagon, and Catie followed with the other three. Both cars were kwa a train waiting in a siding.

Coach: Okay, who remembered what kind of train it was?
Baseball gppony, pony 2: It was all black, and the freight cars were empty. I think the number on the engine was 3717.
Coach: *Sees a train that's all black with empty freight cars, then sees an engine numbered 3717* That's the train right there to our right.
Stylo: *Sees the signal turn green* Let's go. *Drives train*
Baseball gppony, pony 4: It's moving coach.
Coach: I know. We just have to follow it. See if wewe can find something on the radio. We need a good song to listen to if we're chasing this train.
Baseball gppony, pony 4: *Turns on radio*

This song was playing on the radio: link

Coach: Now let's get that baseball. *Floors it*
Stephanie: *Looks out cab window*
Stylo: What's up?
Stephanie: I see a station wagon that's doing at least 70 miles an hour.
Stylo: Who knew station wagons could go that fast?
Stephanie: Not me.
Catie: *Driving her car*
Baseball gppony, pony 5: Can't your car go any faster?
Catie: Nyet! juu speed is 30 miles an hour.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: At this rate, it'll take us at least a week to get that ball back.
Coach: Shout out to the engineer, maybe they can here us from where we are.
Baseball gppony, pony 1: Good idea.
Baseball gppony, pony 8: *Points at Stephanie* hujambo you! Stop the train! Our baseball is on there!
Stylo: What did he say?
Stephanie: I think he alisema he wants to race.
Stylo: If those jokers want a race, let's give them one. Make this thing go as fast as it can.
Stephanie: *Pulls throttle*
Baseball gppony, pony 8: They're not slowing down coach.
Coach: That's not good.
Baseball gppony, pony 6: And to make things worse, they're heading towards that tunnel.
Coach: Don't worry, I know this road. We just go over the tracks where that tunnel begins, and we drive on the right side of the tracks. I wonder how Catie is doing with the rest of our team.

Unfortunately, they weren't doing good at all. Catie's car had a very small ammount of power, and was only able to do 1 mile an saa up the hill.

Baseball gppony, pony 9: What's taking so long?
Catie: My car is doing it's best to go up the hill.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: Yeah, well it's still not good enough.
Catie: wewe should be thankful that I'm helping wewe in the first place. *Farts*
Baseball gppony, pony 5: *Raises a brow*
Baseball gppony, pony 3: *Feeling very uncomfortable* ...right.

Then, it got stuck, and the car started moving backwards, while the wheels moved forward.

Baseball gppony, pony 9: This is embarrassing.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: Let's just hope our coach has better luck then us.
Coach: *Driving inayofuata to the train*
Stylo: *Driving train*
Stephanie: Will wewe look at these guys?
Stylo: What's the matter now?
Stephanie: That station wagon we saw earlier is driving on the left side of the road!
Coach: *Lowers window*
Baseball gppony, pony 8: Shout as loud as wewe can coach.
Baseball gppony, pony 4: The fate of this team depends on it.
Coach: HEY!!
Stephanie: They're shouting at us.
Stylo: See what they want.
Stephanie: *Leans her head out of the cab* WHAT DO wewe WANT?
Coach: OUR BALL IS ON YOUR TRAIN!
Stephanie: What?!!?
Coach: OUR BASEBALL LANDED ON YOUR TRAIN!!!
Stephanie: Oh Stylo?
Stylo: Yes?
Stephanie: Remember that homerun at the baseball game wewe were enjoying?
Stylo: Yeah?
Stephanie: That ball landed on our train.
Stylo: Tell them we'll give it to them when we stop at the coaling depot.
Stephanie: *To the coach* FOLLOW US TO THE COALING DEPOT! WE'LL GIVE wewe THE BALL THERE!!!
Coach: THANK YOU!! *Nearly hits a delivery van, but swerves to the right side of the road just in time*

As they got to the coaling depot, Stylo, and Stephanie helped the entire baseball team look for the baseball. It was found in the third car that was the closest to the locomotive.

Stylo: We're sorry for any inconvenience we caused for you, and your team sir.
Coach: It's alright. wewe gave us quite an adventure.
Baseball gppony, pony 2: Only swali is, where's your ex-wife with the other three players?
Coach: I don't know. Looks like we'll have to look for them now.
Catie: *Drives her car inayofuata to Stylo's freight train, and stops*
Baseball gppony, pony 3: *Gets out of car with baseball ponies 5, and 9* Did wewe get our ball back?
Baseball gppony, pony 4: Yeah. The engineer helped us.
Baseball gppony, pony 8: If there's anything we can do for you, let us know.
Stylo: Alright, thanks.
Catie: Let's go, get back in the car.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: Ugh, here we go again. *Gets back in Catie's car with baseball ponies 5, and 9*
Catie: *Turns key in ignition, but the car won't start* Chto yebat' ? *Turns key again, but the car still won't start* Etot frantsuzskiy avtomobil' kusok der'ma. Blyad'!
Baseball gppony, pony 3: I don't speak russian, but I think she dropped the F bomb twice.
Stylo: *Walks over to Catie's car* I thought about what wewe could do for us.
Baseball gppony, pony 3: What?
Stylo: Let us take your car back to the field. We'll get it loaded on a flatcar, and pull it back.

So that's exactly what they did. Catie, and the three baseball ponies rode in the car while it was on the flatcar on Stylo, and Stephanie's train. After dropping the car off, everypony continued playing baseball.

Stylo: I wish I was down there with them.
Stephanie: Maybe tomorrow wewe can play baseball.
Stylo: Yeah, I hope so.

The End

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Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to onyesha wewe the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the bay Bridge*

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Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

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