Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her inayofuata assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn wewe can't join.
Honey: Who would want to jiunge your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like chakula and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want wewe to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the STORY of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do wewe still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines,...

This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a gppony, pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin kofia was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, au alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police Lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...

Okay, I know it's not Easter yet, but I felt like posting this fanfic on here anyway, so.... Yeeeah.

It was a nice sunny siku in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some bila mpangilio siku in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like krisimasi is...

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" saa

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the siku off. So we got wewe another gppony, pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new gppony, pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few dakika later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another gppony, pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so upinde wa mvua Dash appeared,...

Everyday, upinde wa mvua Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing kwa Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands inayofuata to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. wewe can never trust a gppony, pony to do anything.
Rainbow...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little gppony, pony with a movie called Duel. If wewe have not seen Duel, then wewe should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did wewe get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need wewe to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the orodha with wewe in case wewe forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 dakika later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

Episode 5: War gppony, pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for wewe to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want wewe to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: wewe no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. wewe gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the awali stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The inayofuata siku was the beginning of the Equestria War. A mwezi later Canterlot got bombed, and the gppony, pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The gppony, pony Alliance finishes...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting wanyama to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain gppony, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did wewe find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he aliiba a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued...

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny siku when a gppony, pony with a sniper bunduki was looking at a mare swimming. The gppony, pony with the bunduki was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the juu of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an saa later, a gppony, pony was walking. This gppony, pony was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good...

This was written last mwaka on May 5, 2013. Much of what happened is not real, and probably will never happen

The mwaka is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my Marafiki I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on fanpop ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the title when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why...

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if wewe want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director:...

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the ngome got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the ngome was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to jiunge his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Marafiki so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to jiunge Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water....

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: au anyone that works here
Gordon: au anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with...

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your siku been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with wewe three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash...

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking apple trees.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I never knew wewe could have a record for bucking apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous gppony, pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of wewe are freaking out about nothing if you...