Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks over to his camera on a tripod, pointed at a meza, jedwali with model cars, and boats. He focuses the camera on a blue Pontiac, and takes a picture. He moves it a centimeter forward, then takes another picture*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Guy: *Checks the film in his camera, then starts to...

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Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..



Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" onyesha then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down....

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few dakika later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another gppony, pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

This is based off of a story called the mohawk that wouldn't quit, a 6 part video on Youtube

link

By the mwaka 2030 technology wasn't the only thing growing in Equestria, so was the sexism between mares, and stallions. It went so far that the genders of ponies killed each other. One gppony, pony however would not let them kill her. That gppony, pony was upinde wa mvua Dash, and here's her story.

Hearts & Hooves day, 2030.

Stallion 54: Bring those mares over here.
Stallions: songesha it.
Fluttershy: Bye upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rainbow Dash: See ya Fluttershy.
Stallion 54: Allright let's move.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, lets. *kicks...

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a kilima in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, wewe three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car...

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible, kubadilishwa with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible, kubadilishwa they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times kwa a blue unicorn. He gets punched one zaidi time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo...

Just like GTA, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an incredibly maarufu game, getting no zaidi than over a hundred awards and having some of the greatest sales in history, selling zaidi copies than Pokemon Black and White and just a few million over GTA: Vice City and Super Mario Bros. 3. However, also like GTA, Skyrim has it’s fair share of characters I don’t like. In fact, there are some characters I despise. So, today, I want to share with wewe some of the characters that I hate. First, some rules. I have not 100% the game yet. It’s a big game, and I’m a busy guy, so there may be some characters...

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that upendo cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal mitaani, mtaa racers, au cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when wewe go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if wewe take a look at the map, wewe will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are moto departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, maarufu for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting wanyama to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain gppony, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did wewe find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he aliiba a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Jeff peeked out the door with Brendan following behind. Jeff scanned the room and stopped. “There’s the little dick!” Jeff angrily whispered to Brendan, pointing at the raccoon, who was busy devouring a box of Cap’n Crunch. Jeff had armed himself with a broom, and the most Brendan could grab was a book. The raccoon ceased its munching, and stared at Jeff and Brendan. “Well, what’s the plan?” Brendan whispered. Jeff ran his tongue over his bottom lip, stared at the raccoon, then rushed mbele and swung with all the force in his pale skinny arms, causing the raccoon the slam against...

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up zaidi stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw wewe enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are wewe doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws shabiki into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven kwa two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays nyota on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police:...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the awali stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The inayofuata siku was the beginning of the Equestria War. A mwezi later Canterlot got bombed, and the gppony, pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The gppony, pony Alliance finishes...

Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on wewe guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme uandishi for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a mwana-, mwana-punda named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down mitaani, mtaa passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, krisimasi was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing krisimasi muziki with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

So the other day, I was looking for my flash drive, and tore up my room because I couldn’t find it. I was getting really angry about not finding it, so I needed to vent my anger. (And sadly, beating the shit out of Link wasn’t an option) So I decided to write another rant. But about what? Hmm…maybe something that is very awful, but yet still gets so much praise? Like maybe a videogame? But what game? No, something else…Ah! That’s it. Jeff the Killer. Perfect.
So anyways, before I start, I would like to say that I’ve never actually read Jeff the Killer. Sadly, (and thankfully) it...

At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German gppony, pony 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him kwa the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German gppony, pony 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If wewe tell the truth, wewe live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares...

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th siku of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a kanzu, koti hanger. He slowly...