Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way au no way, totalitarian
He's got no time for you
Looking au breathing
How he dosen't want wewe to
So step out the queue
He makes examples of you
And there's nowt wewe can say
Behind they go through to the bit where wewe pay
And wewe realize then that it's finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line
And wewe can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can't they be pleasant?
Why can't they have a laugh?
He's got his hand in your chest
He wants to give wewe a duff
Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles as well it's just
Something to talk about
A story to tell you
Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never say this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
This town's a different town today
This town's a different town to what it was last night
wewe couldn't have done that on a Sunday
That girl's a different girl today
That girl's a different girl to her wewe kissed last night
wewe couldn't have done that on a Sunday
Last night what we talked about
It made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended
It don't make no sense anymore
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way au no way, totalitarian
He's got no time for you
Looking au breathing
How he dosen't want wewe to
So step out the queue
He makes examples of you
And there's nowt wewe can say
Behind they go through to the bit where wewe pay
And wewe realize then that it's finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line
And wewe can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can't they be pleasant?
Why can't they have a laugh?
He's got his hand in your chest
He wants to give wewe a duff
Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles as well it's just
Something to talk about
A story to tell you
Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never say this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
This town's a different town today
This town's a different town to what it was last night
wewe couldn't have done that on a Sunday
That girl's a different girl today
That girl's a different girl to her wewe kissed last night
wewe couldn't have done that on a Sunday
Last night what we talked about
It made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended
It don't make no sense anymore
You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights wewe look beautiful
But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake tan
And wewe know it for a fact that everybody's eating out of your hands
What do wewe know?
wewe know nothing
But I'll still take wewe home
Fancy seeing wewe in here, you're all tarted up and wewe don't look the same
I haven't seen wewe since last mwaka and surprisingly wewe have forgot my name
But wewe know it and wewe knew it all along
Oh wewe say wewe have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong
I fancy wewe with a passion, you're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
You're a fad you're a fashion and I'm having a job trying to talk to you
But it's alright, put it all on one-side,
everybody's looking, you've got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine
Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces
They don't want to say hello
Like I want to say hello
Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak
And I'm so tense, never tenser
Could all go a bit Frank Spencer?
I'm talking gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it
...Properly, oh it's all getting on juu of me
And if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone
Everybody's trying to crack the jokes and that to make wewe smile
Those that claim that they're not inaonyesha off are drowning in denial
They're not half as bad as me say anything and I'll agree
When it comes to uigizaji up, I'm sure I could write the book
And now that you're zaidi than a part in the play
It's slightly easier to think what to say
wewe had us all, standing on our heads
Doing our best tricks
Never again, will there be another one that's as desirable as you