It was krisimasi morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a bata that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are wewe upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD wewe THIS IS THE WORSE krisimasi EVER!!!!
She hits the bata and it talked and she was happy and alisema for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare wewe behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got wewe this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And wewe thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to wewe and not punishing wewe for wewe behavior was going to make wewe see that being nice and not greedy au strict would make wewe see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told wewe that krisimasi is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family au people wewe care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah wewe just want to make me not want gifts krisimasi is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are wewe doing? Why did wewe take my krisimasi gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing wewe and stop being sweet to wewe when wewe miss behave like that. We should've done that when wewe broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because wewe were not invited to Lisa'a party when wewe barely know her and wewe faked being sick not seeing that wewe were stressing out your poor brother and wewe were being so rude to him, plus wewe were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and wewe have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff wewe did!!! And its time that we start teaching wewe that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND wewe CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV au MARRY MOO COW au CRAZY BUS au GOING TO A Marafiki HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL wewe ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with wewe and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! wewe just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another saa of screaming, DW Lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Lost her voice.
THE END
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are wewe upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD wewe THIS IS THE WORSE krisimasi EVER!!!!
She hits the bata and it talked and she was happy and alisema for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare wewe behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got wewe this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And wewe thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to wewe and not punishing wewe for wewe behavior was going to make wewe see that being nice and not greedy au strict would make wewe see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told wewe that krisimasi is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family au people wewe care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah wewe just want to make me not want gifts krisimasi is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are wewe doing? Why did wewe take my krisimasi gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing wewe and stop being sweet to wewe when wewe miss behave like that. We should've done that when wewe broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because wewe were not invited to Lisa'a party when wewe barely know her and wewe faked being sick not seeing that wewe were stressing out your poor brother and wewe were being so rude to him, plus wewe were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and wewe have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff wewe did!!! And its time that we start teaching wewe that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND wewe CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV au MARRY MOO COW au CRAZY BUS au GOING TO A Marafiki HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL wewe ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with wewe and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! wewe just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another saa of screaming, DW Lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Lost her voice.
THE END
