Atheist Jokes

Benefits of Living Free
from Christiantiy & theism...



1)You are not supporting all of the attacks on personal freedom and harm that comes with supporting the Bible as an infallible chanzo of truth.

2)You are free to explore the Universe's TRUE beauty and mysteries, even when it contradicts ancient mythology. The grandeur of the universe is far beyond the imagination of any religion.

3)You are free to learn your true origins and connection to the universe.

4)The time that would be spent at church au with church groups can now be used for zaidi productive means.

5)Instead of worrying what Jesus...

This is ALL made up but conversation is possable and in some cases has happened*


A woman was walking down the mitaani, mtaa when she saw a man kusoma the bible.


Woman:Why are wewe kusoma that?

Man:*looks up* Because I'm Christian

Woman:Why are wewe Christian?

Man:*shrugs* Because God is the creator of all things.

Woman:*smirks* Oh really? Are wewe sure about that?

Man:*nods*

Woman:*sits inayofuata to him* What about bananas? They are made kwa people.

Man:They are?

Woman:*nods* And our words, are the words we speak to communicate to one another made kwa him?

Man:No, but when I ment created all things I ment...