Ballarat Wildlife Park

I fell in upendo in a Macca's parking lot
Sat on the curb eating vegemite sangas and pavlova
We talked about the Emu war and how it's too darn hot (whoa oh oh oh)

I told my mum that i'm gonna go swimming
And I'll need three litres of sunscreen to keep me safe
But if it's jellyfish season then i'll need to stay inside (whoa oh oh oh)

I'm always 'slip slop slapping' (yeah,yeah)
I'm always up for a barbie' (yeah,yeah)
No I don't listen to abbott (yeah,yeah)
And I'll never like julia either

I am Australian girl
wishing, praying it'll be colder
I'm wearing shorts, singlets and thongs
Sweating, crying, all australian...

- not being able to tell if there is a buibui running down your leg au just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let wewe use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether wewe use the “hot” au “cold” tap

-your chakula staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic moto danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 sinema just so wewe have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the beach, pwani is too hot...