wewe want to know how Batman 3's gonna go? This is 70% of it. This is all just a guess, but some dark knight bloggers agree with me. We like comic books.
First before we start, imagine you're looking at the movie poster on your jikoni meza, jedwali in the newspaper. It says this --
CHRISTIAN BALE LINDSAY LOHAN (Harley Quinn) morgan FREEMAN
EDDIE MURPHY (the Riddler) GARY OLDMAN PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (the Penguin)
and MICHAEL CAINE
SO...we've got Batman accused of murdering a bunch of cops. Everywhere in Gotham people are looking for Batman and people suspect Commissioner Gordon to a degree as well. 3 dakika in, it's clear to the audience that Gordon is now being associated with the corrupt element of Gotham City after all he's done for us in Batman Begins and Dark Knight. And the wave of panic in Gotham that there's a police-supported serial killer named Batman out there is sorely effecting one certain person who makes gutsy people look very stupid and twerpy --
Coleman Reese.
He's got green envy AND a guilty conscience. Why green envy again? Because he really really feels he went through a lot to keep this a secret. He doesn't just want to capitulate. But how many zaidi people could die? Well there's another person out there who's personally investigating Batman from his crappy apartment, and that's...
The Riddler.
He's been tracking Coleman Reese ever since he went on TV with the nerve to expose this wonderful gamepiece for his Monopoly board who is Batman. He wants to kill Coleman Reese, like we all would like to do, and this is why they'll put him in Dark Knight 3 -- audiences will be TANTALIZED kwa the prospect of the Riddler going and KIDNAPPING this twerp and putting him at the bottom of a Silence of the Lambs-type well. This is what occurs. To keep this punk quiet and keep Riddler's plans for mayhem on Gotham, he will kidnap Reese so he can't expose Batman's true identity. Reese doesn't think about his own death as much as seeing himself in a personal struggle to keep his blackmailing tool alive. He WILL get this 10 million au 20 million a mwaka if it kills him and he will not BEND to the Riddler.
So the Riddler goes and calls Gordon and tells him I got Reese, and here's a bunch of clues. It seems stupid at the first, but Batman's still in operation and very close to Gordon. Gordon and Batman converse, Gordon asks Batman how's it going while you're on the run, I promise I'll get wewe out of this, get this murder rap off your head. We can do this. Batman says never mind that. I want to onyesha wewe something -- and takes him to another big very visible clue the Riddler leaves. The Riddler is just SCREAMING to Gordon and Batman that he has Reese and here he is, come and get him.
Initially they get there but are thwarted. It's one of those scenes like in RoboCop 2 where RoboCop and Lewis do all this cool shit and ice all these a-holes just so RoboCop can get shot in the face kwa that little kid gangster. And so Gordon and Batman retreat. Worse then that, somebody sees Gordon with Batman, gets a picture, it's now "confirmed" all over Gotham that Gordon's a crook and a vigiltante.
So Gordon ends having to evade arrest the way Batman did. Once again, with the Tumbler and maybe the Bat-Pod, Batman saves Gordon from apprehension and enables him to escape with him Batman-style.
NOW...there's going to be another character that comes along and teams up with the Riddler. kwa now it's news that Batman's back in town and the Riddler's just leaving clues everywhere everywhere EVERYWHERE WHO-WHO-WHO-WHO!!!!
Hopefully it will be Harley Quinn, maybe the Penguin's there too who knows, but what happens inayofuata is that the Riddler starts interrogating Reese. Being like wewe little son-of-a-b, who the hell is this Batman? My games would work alot better if I had my opponent kwa the nuts, don't you? Tell me his deepest darkest secret au I'll kill you, Reese. So Reese, the developing actor he is, says --
1. Wayne Enterprises. wewe can find him at Wayne Enterprises.
2. Wayne Enterprises funds him.
3. He can often be found here, here, here and here. (Reese gives the Riddler a bunch of public places and private hotels in Gotham that Bruce Wayne bought)
Notice he never says it's Bruce Wayne. Reese is clearly losing his resolve as the Riddler's antics result in zaidi deaths and explosions, but he's still got a thread of hope he can keep Bruce Wayne's secret and maybe set the Riddler up for an ambush in the meantime.
And so the Riddler, Harley Quinn and the penguin, auk go to these places Bruce Wayne owns. And Batman and Gordon, while both are being under surveillance kwa CROOKED COPS for goodness sake, will spend dakika 85-100 routinely and expertly thwarting all the specific little things that will lead to the Riddler and company figuring out it's Bruce Wayne all along. Notice there hasn't been any mention of Lucius yet? Because he's the one who helps make this possible, sending these crooked cops and incoming national guardsmen to apprehend Riddler and company's nemeses. There will even be a cool scene downtown where the penguin, auk says something and then leaps 100 floors off a building and opens his umbrella and it's a parachute and WACK WACK WACK while the Hans Zimmer score plays.
But kwa dakika 100, it appears Gordon and Batman have done it. Even though public opinion is only getting worse at this point, Gordon and Batman have successfully made Riddler and company think that the only connection Batman has with Bruce Wayne is that he's INVESTIGATING him for things like shady mergers and microwave emitters. Harley Quinn at the last sekunde will say "WHAT?!!! THAT'S NONSENSE!!" to which the penguin, auk will say "I was shot at kwa the National Guard. Maybe the military's not the only branch of Washington's that come to Gotham. IRS people, Securitys and Exchange commission people, Gotham's attracting federal agents of all kinds now." They realize, in not so many words, that the Riddler and company are probably screwed. Gordon and Batman have succesfully turned the federal government on them. Gotham doesn't even have to sit kwa and let Riddler and company screw around now. Local corruption won't save them anymore. And so...
They kidnap Gordon and put him in the same unbeatable scenario they did Reese. They will ice Reese in front of Gordon as they ask him who the heck is Batman. Gordon doesn't know of course and he tells them. They're like BULL! You've been WORKING with him from the beginning! He really really really doesn't know. And Gordon's cops aren't helping him because not only are they being tossed out and indicted kwa comptrollers and all that, but the good cops are all supposed to catch Gordon! The old tough guy we liked from the Joker scene in Dark Knight? Who had the flasc and was like "I'm a twenty mwaka man?" He's the only one who Batman can count on while the federallis close in on Batman. Batman will even be arrested and escape from jail. But with the help of that cop who helps him escape, and the help of Lucius and Alfred on the outside, they piece together clues the Riddler didn't intentionally leave in order to CATCH GORDON AND SAVE THE siku BABY!!!
First before we start, imagine you're looking at the movie poster on your jikoni meza, jedwali in the newspaper. It says this --
CHRISTIAN BALE LINDSAY LOHAN (Harley Quinn) morgan FREEMAN
EDDIE MURPHY (the Riddler) GARY OLDMAN PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (the Penguin)
and MICHAEL CAINE
SO...we've got Batman accused of murdering a bunch of cops. Everywhere in Gotham people are looking for Batman and people suspect Commissioner Gordon to a degree as well. 3 dakika in, it's clear to the audience that Gordon is now being associated with the corrupt element of Gotham City after all he's done for us in Batman Begins and Dark Knight. And the wave of panic in Gotham that there's a police-supported serial killer named Batman out there is sorely effecting one certain person who makes gutsy people look very stupid and twerpy --
Coleman Reese.
He's got green envy AND a guilty conscience. Why green envy again? Because he really really feels he went through a lot to keep this a secret. He doesn't just want to capitulate. But how many zaidi people could die? Well there's another person out there who's personally investigating Batman from his crappy apartment, and that's...
The Riddler.
He's been tracking Coleman Reese ever since he went on TV with the nerve to expose this wonderful gamepiece for his Monopoly board who is Batman. He wants to kill Coleman Reese, like we all would like to do, and this is why they'll put him in Dark Knight 3 -- audiences will be TANTALIZED kwa the prospect of the Riddler going and KIDNAPPING this twerp and putting him at the bottom of a Silence of the Lambs-type well. This is what occurs. To keep this punk quiet and keep Riddler's plans for mayhem on Gotham, he will kidnap Reese so he can't expose Batman's true identity. Reese doesn't think about his own death as much as seeing himself in a personal struggle to keep his blackmailing tool alive. He WILL get this 10 million au 20 million a mwaka if it kills him and he will not BEND to the Riddler.
So the Riddler goes and calls Gordon and tells him I got Reese, and here's a bunch of clues. It seems stupid at the first, but Batman's still in operation and very close to Gordon. Gordon and Batman converse, Gordon asks Batman how's it going while you're on the run, I promise I'll get wewe out of this, get this murder rap off your head. We can do this. Batman says never mind that. I want to onyesha wewe something -- and takes him to another big very visible clue the Riddler leaves. The Riddler is just SCREAMING to Gordon and Batman that he has Reese and here he is, come and get him.
Initially they get there but are thwarted. It's one of those scenes like in RoboCop 2 where RoboCop and Lewis do all this cool shit and ice all these a-holes just so RoboCop can get shot in the face kwa that little kid gangster. And so Gordon and Batman retreat. Worse then that, somebody sees Gordon with Batman, gets a picture, it's now "confirmed" all over Gotham that Gordon's a crook and a vigiltante.
So Gordon ends having to evade arrest the way Batman did. Once again, with the Tumbler and maybe the Bat-Pod, Batman saves Gordon from apprehension and enables him to escape with him Batman-style.
NOW...there's going to be another character that comes along and teams up with the Riddler. kwa now it's news that Batman's back in town and the Riddler's just leaving clues everywhere everywhere EVERYWHERE WHO-WHO-WHO-WHO!!!!
Hopefully it will be Harley Quinn, maybe the Penguin's there too who knows, but what happens inayofuata is that the Riddler starts interrogating Reese. Being like wewe little son-of-a-b, who the hell is this Batman? My games would work alot better if I had my opponent kwa the nuts, don't you? Tell me his deepest darkest secret au I'll kill you, Reese. So Reese, the developing actor he is, says --
1. Wayne Enterprises. wewe can find him at Wayne Enterprises.
2. Wayne Enterprises funds him.
3. He can often be found here, here, here and here. (Reese gives the Riddler a bunch of public places and private hotels in Gotham that Bruce Wayne bought)
Notice he never says it's Bruce Wayne. Reese is clearly losing his resolve as the Riddler's antics result in zaidi deaths and explosions, but he's still got a thread of hope he can keep Bruce Wayne's secret and maybe set the Riddler up for an ambush in the meantime.
And so the Riddler, Harley Quinn and the penguin, auk go to these places Bruce Wayne owns. And Batman and Gordon, while both are being under surveillance kwa CROOKED COPS for goodness sake, will spend dakika 85-100 routinely and expertly thwarting all the specific little things that will lead to the Riddler and company figuring out it's Bruce Wayne all along. Notice there hasn't been any mention of Lucius yet? Because he's the one who helps make this possible, sending these crooked cops and incoming national guardsmen to apprehend Riddler and company's nemeses. There will even be a cool scene downtown where the penguin, auk says something and then leaps 100 floors off a building and opens his umbrella and it's a parachute and WACK WACK WACK while the Hans Zimmer score plays.
But kwa dakika 100, it appears Gordon and Batman have done it. Even though public opinion is only getting worse at this point, Gordon and Batman have successfully made Riddler and company think that the only connection Batman has with Bruce Wayne is that he's INVESTIGATING him for things like shady mergers and microwave emitters. Harley Quinn at the last sekunde will say "WHAT?!!! THAT'S NONSENSE!!" to which the penguin, auk will say "I was shot at kwa the National Guard. Maybe the military's not the only branch of Washington's that come to Gotham. IRS people, Securitys and Exchange commission people, Gotham's attracting federal agents of all kinds now." They realize, in not so many words, that the Riddler and company are probably screwed. Gordon and Batman have succesfully turned the federal government on them. Gotham doesn't even have to sit kwa and let Riddler and company screw around now. Local corruption won't save them anymore. And so...
They kidnap Gordon and put him in the same unbeatable scenario they did Reese. They will ice Reese in front of Gordon as they ask him who the heck is Batman. Gordon doesn't know of course and he tells them. They're like BULL! You've been WORKING with him from the beginning! He really really really doesn't know. And Gordon's cops aren't helping him because not only are they being tossed out and indicted kwa comptrollers and all that, but the good cops are all supposed to catch Gordon! The old tough guy we liked from the Joker scene in Dark Knight? Who had the flasc and was like "I'm a twenty mwaka man?" He's the only one who Batman can count on while the federallis close in on Batman. Batman will even be arrested and escape from jail. But with the help of that cop who helps him escape, and the help of Lucius and Alfred on the outside, they piece together clues the Riddler didn't intentionally leave in order to CATCH GORDON AND SAVE THE siku BABY!!!