doc ock: ladies and gentlemen, I am a marvel.
ra's al ghul: and I speak for the one known as DC.

doc ock: how comes your company thinks all villians talk like shakespeare?

ra's al ghul: perhaps you'd prefer I be a side-effect of another one of your experiments that are carried out with such evidence of understanding of the subject matter.

doc ock: what i don't understand is, why watch wewe for nine dollars when Mountain Dew commercials can be seen for free? The thirst is nothing! The will is everything!

Ra's: Nice L train scene

Doc ock: Nice monorail scene

Ra's: .....good story structure. I liked all the comic book covers that made it into the scenes.

Doc Ock: And Batman Begins was astonishing on a level that it took a bunch of 30 mwaka old boys off a Quentin Tarantino Kill Bill fascination...during the era of freaking Deathproof and Inglorious B for goodness sake.

Ra's: This is so stupid! We both appeared in such good sinema and did such good jobs in them! How the heck are we supposed to fight with one another?

Doc Ock: We could gang up on somebody.

Ra's: Like who?

Doc Ock: Sam Raimi?

Ra's: WHO DO wewe THINK MADE ME wewe DINK?!

Doc Ock: The hell are wewe talking abo...Darkman. Right.

Ra's: Duh!

Doc Ock: How about the Hulk?

Ra's: wewe mess with the Hulk.

Doc Ock: I have about 78,065 times.