Nurse Joker

ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel

batman: I'm going...to kill wewe

ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot zaidi then wewe and the grace of god to make me go that route again.

batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied wewe for over thirty years because wewe were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then wewe got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with wewe before wewe even dare step to this Bobby Blaze au Ruben Blades au Ruben Studdard au Dale Dingus au whatever...

bernerd: hi I'm a marvel

alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.

bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.

alfred: oh yes.

bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?

alfred: come now, sah. wewe kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. wewe are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.

bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed?...