Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This makala has been rated pg13, and should not be read kwa anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when Batman is written kwa Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, wewe the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...

I know that a lot of Batman mashabiki would disagree with this, but I think that Batman and Robin is very overhated. Batman and Robin is a 1997 film that has become really hated kwa Batman fans. However I think that there's a lot of stuff in this film to like.

5. This film's versions of the Heroes are well done.

I think that George Clooney's version of Batman actually works well. People have compared it to Adam West's Batman, but I think that it's good that there are things in common between them. Mr. Clooney has the same wholesome charm of Mr. West. Mr. Clooney's Batman took the silly stuff going...

I glanced around the old mansion for quite some time. I'd ask a swali about a broken pot au a portrait. Art still fascinates me today. I guess it got annoying, since Catwoman slapped me with the whip. "Stop pestering, Strike." She said. "Your room is at the juu of the stairs. Come back down when you're done." She seemed pretty mad. This made me suspicious. I shrugged it off and went to the staircase.

Looking up, I could tell it was pretty tall. Tall, and dusty. I pulled out my inhaler and began the climb upwards. This mansion, I guessed, must've had three stories. I passed a middle level...