Shade and marina are in their house cooking. marina is working hard to submit her dishes. Winning would mean being entered in the professional bake off inayofuata week. She turns to Shade with the toppings for her grilled bonito, some fancy recipe she found in a cookbook.)
Marina: Shade, is the bonito almost done?
Shade: I just finished seasoning it. Now it just needs some cheese.
(Marina sprinkles the cheese on the meal and looks at it with satisfaction.) Time to savor it.
(Just then the door opens and Goth and Throbb come in. They look starving and come sit at the table, shoving Shade to the end. marina leaps up with surprise, almost pushing her bonito on the floor.)
Goth: Great. Just in time for the lunch rush. What do wewe got for us today? Fork it over.
Marina: Sorry. Nothing. wewe two will just have to go. (She pushes the bonito behind her wing out of view, hoping they didn’t see it)
(Throbb is slobbering and staring at the tip of plate wedging out from behind Marina’s wing)
Goth: Smells like bonito. Can’t wait. (Picks up a fork and prepares for marina to hand it over)
Marina: Bonito? Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t make any-
Shade: Yep. Why not wewe just scoot along and go break into someone else’s house. We will sit here and starve since marina didn’t cook anything.
(Suddenly Goth snatches the plate from behind marina and smells it. marina watches her precious bonito be carried away.)
Marina: No, that is rotten bonito. I was going to trash it-
(Too late. She didn’t even finish her sentence before Goth and Throbb devoured it. She looks at the empty plate in horror.) Marina: Oh no! My bonito!
Goth: Got any dessert? au I can always go with plan B. (stares over at Shade hungrily)
Marina: Get out of here wewe bonito snatchers! GO! wewe sacks get out that door right now au I will never cook cinnamon rolls again! I can’t have wewe two worms eating all my dishes for the contest!
(Goth and Throbb go home, dessertless. That is when Goth thinks of a brilliant idea.)
Goth: I got it! I know what we will do!
Throbb: As in we wewe mean just yourself while I sit here.
Goth: yeah. We are going to cook. If we enter in that bake off then we will be the master chefs. marina will come crawling to us for cooking advice and we will never go hungry again!
Throbb: But I don’t know how to cook!
Goth: It can’t be that hard. Go get me a cookbook.
Throbb: We don’t have one.
Goth: Crap. Go GET one then.
Throbb: Should I go to Marina?
Goth: No wewe piece of waste! The store!
(Throbb returns with a cookbook for beginners. They are ready to start. They go to the jikoni and Goth leafs through the pages and stops on macaroni.)
Goth: First we need noodes. Check. Then it appears that wewe put cheese on them. Ugh. This is for beginners?
Throbb: Here. (Puts noodles in the bowl and turns the stove on.
Goth: Cheese. (Opens a square of cheese and puts it on the noodles.) That should be enough.
(The bowl explodes and noodles rain from the air all over the floor. The little noodles are ruined.)
Goth: Hmm…Interesting. I didn’t know macaroni could be made like this. I think it is done. Pick up those noodles, dingbat, and then it is time to taste them.
Marina: Shade, is the bonito almost done?
Shade: I just finished seasoning it. Now it just needs some cheese.
(Marina sprinkles the cheese on the meal and looks at it with satisfaction.) Time to savor it.
(Just then the door opens and Goth and Throbb come in. They look starving and come sit at the table, shoving Shade to the end. marina leaps up with surprise, almost pushing her bonito on the floor.)
Goth: Great. Just in time for the lunch rush. What do wewe got for us today? Fork it over.
Marina: Sorry. Nothing. wewe two will just have to go. (She pushes the bonito behind her wing out of view, hoping they didn’t see it)
(Throbb is slobbering and staring at the tip of plate wedging out from behind Marina’s wing)
Goth: Smells like bonito. Can’t wait. (Picks up a fork and prepares for marina to hand it over)
Marina: Bonito? Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t make any-
Shade: Yep. Why not wewe just scoot along and go break into someone else’s house. We will sit here and starve since marina didn’t cook anything.
(Suddenly Goth snatches the plate from behind marina and smells it. marina watches her precious bonito be carried away.)
Marina: No, that is rotten bonito. I was going to trash it-
(Too late. She didn’t even finish her sentence before Goth and Throbb devoured it. She looks at the empty plate in horror.) Marina: Oh no! My bonito!
Goth: Got any dessert? au I can always go with plan B. (stares over at Shade hungrily)
Marina: Get out of here wewe bonito snatchers! GO! wewe sacks get out that door right now au I will never cook cinnamon rolls again! I can’t have wewe two worms eating all my dishes for the contest!
(Goth and Throbb go home, dessertless. That is when Goth thinks of a brilliant idea.)
Goth: I got it! I know what we will do!
Throbb: As in we wewe mean just yourself while I sit here.
Goth: yeah. We are going to cook. If we enter in that bake off then we will be the master chefs. marina will come crawling to us for cooking advice and we will never go hungry again!
Throbb: But I don’t know how to cook!
Goth: It can’t be that hard. Go get me a cookbook.
Throbb: We don’t have one.
Goth: Crap. Go GET one then.
Throbb: Should I go to Marina?
Goth: No wewe piece of waste! The store!
(Throbb returns with a cookbook for beginners. They are ready to start. They go to the jikoni and Goth leafs through the pages and stops on macaroni.)
Goth: First we need noodes. Check. Then it appears that wewe put cheese on them. Ugh. This is for beginners?
Throbb: Here. (Puts noodles in the bowl and turns the stove on.
Goth: Cheese. (Opens a square of cheese and puts it on the noodles.) That should be enough.
(The bowl explodes and noodles rain from the air all over the floor. The little noodles are ruined.)
Goth: Hmm…Interesting. I didn’t know macaroni could be made like this. I think it is done. Pick up those noodles, dingbat, and then it is time to taste them.