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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the meza, jedwali with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the maziwa carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check au charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a televisheni set in her purse. "So, do wewe always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The karakana is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chokoleti is just another snack. wewe can be President. wewe can never be pregnant. wewe can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. wewe can wear NO shati to a water park. Car mechanics tell wewe the truth.

The world is your urinal. wewe never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. wewe don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, zaidi pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten kwa his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, wewe must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for zaidi than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless wewe actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and wewe need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five dakika is only five dakika if wewe have just been aliyopewa five zaidi dakika to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and wewe should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an barua pepe and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN aliyopewa LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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Commercial about the effects of bia for some men. Classic.
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Funny clip from Human Giant on MTV where college Freshmens are being taught not to look at women's chest.
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Kellita Smith shows why she is hot on Bernie Mac.
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The speech at Gettysburg.
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