Jun Ji Hyun PS3 Korean Model

I didn't write this. I got it in an barua pepe and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P


The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN aliyopewa LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...

Another barua pepe I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting au losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has aliyopewa her flowers just because.

To every guy that alisema he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....

Here’s another barua pepe guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine au feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher mgawanyiko, baidisha the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine au a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...