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posted by breebree446
The Difference between wewe and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make wewe REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make wewe SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make wewe STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make wewe PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make wewe RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make wewe SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make wewe COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last mwaka I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in ujumla, jumla system performance - particularly in the maua, ua and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf klabu 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure wewe can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and wewe need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five dakika is only five dakika if wewe have just been aliyopewa five zaidi dakika to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and wewe should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. wewe need it down. wewe don’t hear us complaining about wewe leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon au the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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posted by Summer_Leanne
-He stares at wewe a lot
- He hits wewe a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that siku she picked wewe up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with wewe cuz wewe couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make wewe laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever wewe two talk
-You hung up on him. He called wewe back
- wewe where invited kwa him to a group outin
- He called wewe to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...
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