Bellatrix

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, au freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. mwandishi is not responsible for any deaths au torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in upendo with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is salama with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...