Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause wewe don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want wewe to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... [pause]
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.
2. Never Been Marcused
Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
Chuck: I thought wewe might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than wewe are.
Chuck: wewe got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. au rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All wewe need to know is, wewe lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
Chuck: Good night, Blair.
Blair: Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
3. The Dark Night
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call wewe when wewe make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: wewe are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are wewe still holding my hand?
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: wewe don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, wewe knew exactly who it was.
5. The Serena Also Rises
Chuck: Watching wewe fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And wewe know what wewe give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.
Blair: Nate is only Marafiki with wewe out of habit! The only person with fewer Marafiki than wewe is Dan Humphrey and even his lame, '90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be. A human being.
7. Chuck in Real Life
Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: wewe had me until "troll."
Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes zaidi than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a swali of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The swali is, bass, besi — will you?
Blair: What took wewe so long?
Chuck: If wewe thought that was long, wewe have no idea what you're in for.
8. Pret-a-Poor-J
Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would wewe mind?
Chuck: Smells a little like desperation.
Chuck: I'll have one drink with you. Unless wewe can convince why I should stay of course.
Blair. Well, just because we've reached an impasse at a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Chuck: I gave wewe a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. wewe ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I upendo him.
Blair: Like a bass, besi out of hell.
Blair: wewe have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Blair: What do we have, Chuck? wewe tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Blair: She is the loosest girl in class, don't wewe know Chuck doesn't like his matunda pre-picked?
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Blair: Only a masochist could ever upendo such a narcissist.
Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. wewe are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And wewe are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand kwa wewe through anything.
Chuck: And why would wewe do that.
Blair: Because I upendo you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone wewe know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.
14. In the Realm of the Basses
Blair: Those "matrons" as wewe call them, are helping me build a life. All Chuck can do is destroy one. I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
Blair: Have wewe seen Chuck today?
Serena: No. Why?
Blair: Did he come nyumbani last night?
Serena: Blair, I don't know. What's wrong?
Blair: Yesterday Kweller caught him smoking hash, reli at school. There was a meeting. And to say it went badly would be an understatement.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want. Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't wewe understand? I'll always be here. I don't want wewe going anywhere. I couldn't kubeba it. So whatever wewe want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
15. Gone with the Will
Chuck: I'm having chajio, chakula cha jioni with Blair.
Jack: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please.
Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.
Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood kwa wewe through all of this but I can't watch wewe self-destruct any longer.
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awwww, upendo CB scenes, hope they will be together until 3 season
