A.N: Please be warned that this fic deals with adult themes including sex and does contain a number of profanities....you have been warned!



Previously

"That has to be a fucking joke right? This is a bloody joke! This thing says i'm fucking married!" Chuck was shouting now worrying Serena but making Nate laugh. "it's not fucking funny Nathaniel! The thing says im married...to....Blair!" he shouted out, clearly disgusted...


...They all stopped and stared at Blair who had been stunned into silence.
They were in shock, Chuck and Blair barely got on, neither of them could imagine Chuck and Blair getting married, not in any alternate reality! Chuck was was on his feet, pacing, so Serena grabbed the Cypher and continued reading.
"The four of us attended high school together...we were best friends...grose...Nate and Blair used to date!...but....he cheated on wewe B....with....oh my God...with me?! No way! I would never do that to wewe B! Oh my, and then wewe and Chuck...grose! B wewe Lost your virginity with Chuck!" Serena was reeling, she couldn't even picture half the things she was reading.
"No more...please S...I cant take any more!" pleaded Blair, not believing that she could ever be attracted to Nate au Chuck in that way.
"No wait there's more...Chuck fell in upendo with you...well wewe were both in love...then wewe got married...it was only a couple of months ago! You're practically newly-weds!" Serena giggled.
"That's it...tell me where I live...I need to sleep!" demanded Chuck walking up behind Serena.
"Well....you....and Blair...have you're own house....Blair...you're a famous and successful fashion designer...you broke contact with you're mother too...apparently wewe were having serious problems...she made wewe choose between her....and Chuck." Serena paused to let that bit of information settle, Blair seemed a little upset...why would she leave her family for someone like Chuck she thought.
"I've saved all the co-ordinates of where we each live....we should make our way...Chuck you're house is closest...maybe we could all go there for the night?" asked Serena.
Chuck was sure that he didn't want to be stuck alone with Blair so he agreed immediately. They eventually realised they had landed in a deserted area of Brooklyn after jumping the portal and were a train ride away from Manhattan, where they all lived.
Fortunately this world was a lot similar to 2nd and they had become used to seeing things such as trains and cars which were still restricted kwa gravity and a lack of speed! After a long saa they finally managed to find Chuck and Blair's house which was luckily secured through optic recognition and fingerprint kusoma so they had no problem in getting inside the house.
They had something to eat and then began wondering the house for places they could sleep. Nate had stumbled upon what seemed to be Chuck and Blair's bedroom and decided that the kitanda was too irresistibly comfortable and he had to sleep in it.
Meanwhile Serena and Blair found another bedroom and decided to share. Chuck was still kusoma the Cypher and switched on his portal spot tracker. If he could find another portal he was going to make sure that they jumped, there was no way that he was going to accept the short straw and stay in this world!
Nate was setting the kitanda when he noticed some discs on the bed. He picked them up and looked around for some sort of computer system that might read the discs. He spotted a large screen, what he guessed was a much updated version of a televisheni set that they had come across in 2nd world. He walked towards it and turned it on, the screen was blank so he inserted one of the discs and laid back onto the kitanda and waited for the disc to load. It began to play, it was a nyumbani made video. He recognised the room in the video as being the very room he was lying in and then he noticed Chuck, well Chuck's equivalent, adjusting the camera lens.
Nate used the remote control to skip mbele the video and almost fell off the kitanda when the video resumed. Blair...and Chuck...having sex! Nate was stunned into shock and attempted to take off the video but only managed to increase the volume of Chuck panting and Blair screaming out his name on the tape.
Panicking, Nate ran out of the room and bumped into Chuck in the hallway, "what's the emergency Nathaniel...and who's screaming? Did I just...hear my name?" questioned Chuck as Blair and Serena also came out of their guest bedroom at the sounds they could hear.
"I just put it in to see what it was...I had no idea it was going to...!" spat out Nate as his three Marafiki looked at him in utter confusion and then raced towards the screaming sound coming from one of the bedrooms.
Chuck entered first followed kwa Serena and Blair as they spotted the chanzo of all the noise.
"Oh my! What the hell! Get it off!" screamed Blair as she realised she was watching a sex tape of her and Chuck's equivalents.
"Woah..." was all Chuck could muster as he looked at the screen in awe.
"Nate get it off now! Serena!" pleaded Blair becoming crimson red at the embarrassment of seeing herself naked, having sex with Chuck and repeatedly screaming out his name.
"What! It aint like it's actually us Blair...they are our equivalents...no need for the chick fit!" argued Chuck, feeling rather pleased with himself, au with his equivalent, for being able to make Blair, au rather her equivalent, moan his name the way she was.
"Grose! I have the remote control! What do i press?" asked Serena with her eyes closed pointing the remote at nothing in particular.
"I think wewe should leave it on...it's quite entertaining" offered Chuck whilst smirking at Blair, knowing that she had never been zaidi embarrassed than right now.
"Dont be such a pig! Trust wewe to enjoy something like this! Serena turn it off now!" screamed Blair.
"Oh come on B, surely wewe can scream louder than that, this video is proof to that fact!" teased Chuck, this time too busy watching the video to notice the anger on Blair's face.
Just then it seemed Nate had finally remembered how to switch the t.v off and the screen went blank releasing the disc.
"Hey! I was watching that, she was just about to reach climax!" joked Chuck.
"Grose Chuck!" squealed Serena covering her ears and finally opening her eyes as Nate picked up the disc from the player and pointed to a whole collection of discs on the bedside table.
"Blair wewe might want to keep hold of those discs...and there's no way im sleeping on that kitanda after watching what wewe two have been...doing on it." alisema Nate as he walked out of the room holding back laughter.
Chuck was about to reach out for the discs but Blair beat him to it, grabbing the collection of discs and sending him an evil look. She had to hide those discs from him.
"So many sex tapes...? Looks like our equivalents were quite the couple!" beamed Chuck, relieved that he finally had something over Blair.
Blair pushed past him with her box of discs and walked toward Serena. "Out of all people S, why did I have to be married to him!" she exclaimed as her best friend just giggled back at her.
"Hey!" interrupted Chuck, "you're the one that alisema this was the perfect world! You're the one who destroyed your torpedo, topito so dont start fucking complaining!" he paused waiting for Blair to respond but continued when she didn't, "by the way sis, i've started the portal tracker...i'm not happy here." he began walking out of the room and Blair felt she had to have the last say.
"Still dreaming of the world where you'll be president!" she shouted out.
"Well whatever world I find...you're not coming with us! wewe made your decision remember! wewe broke the promise...I dont see the reason why you're still here with us!" he growled at her.
"Well if wewe think back to another promise we made...to live the lives of our equivalents in every world we travel to...no exceptions!" she reminded him. They had always stuck to their promises and that was one of the important ones. For as long as they were in this world, 5th world, they would have to live like their equivalent, they would have to play the happily married couple.
According to the Cypher they were a celebrity couple, Chuck the most prominent, richest, much loved business man married to his beautiful successful fashion designer wife Blair Bass. She was every man's dream and he was every woman's dream. They would have to play the perfect husband and wife and the public eye would always be closely watching. That was the reason Chuck wanted to leave this world as soon as possible. He couldn't stand being in the same room as Blair after she had destroyed her torpedo, topito ring, nothing made him feel angrier than one of his childhood Marafiki betraying him kwa breaking th! e pact.
"Oh dont worry wifey, I'll play Chuck Bass, but the moment I locate a portal, you're on your own!" he shouted back at her.
"Hey guy's please," began Serena "why have wewe two started arguing so much? A couple of days zamani everything was fine and now your uigizaji like wewe hate each other!" She was right. They were happy bickering Marafiki a couple of days zamani and their bickering was friendly and funny, it was just a natural banter they had. But ever since Blair began talking about her dreams Chuck had become angry that she would poison their minds with her irresponsible suggestions. It had been two days now and they had been at each others throats.
A week zamani they would have found this marriage situation incredibly hilarious but now, amidst the arguing and the tension it turned out to be the worst scenario they could have found themselves in.
"I dont hate any of you...I just dont appreciate her breaking the rules and neither wewe au Nate have alisema anything about it!" he answered, eyeing his now step sister Serena.
"That's because what's done is done...her ring is gone so stop dwelling on what happened and get over it...and seeing as wewe two are a happy couple now you're going to have to put you're differences aside and get along. Me and Nate are here tonight but eventually we're going to have to go to our lives and wewe two are going to be here, alone, together...so stop having a domestic and make a truce...please?" pleaded Serena looking from Blair to Chuck waiting for reconciliation. But to Serena's dismay it was Blair who turned down the offer.
"I'm done with trying." sulked Blair as she left the room to find somewhere to hide the sex tapes, making sure Chuck would never get his hands on them.

Later that night Blair couldn't sleep so she decided to wander downstairs and maybe fetch a glass of water. Then she remembered the Cypher, maybe she could find some clues to hakikisha her dreams. As she approached the jikoni she walked in on none other than Chuck. He was sat at the meza, jedwali conveniently clutching onto the Cypher and kusoma intently. He looked up when he heard someone close by. Blair.
"What do wewe want?" he sneered continuing to browse the Cypher.
"Couldn't sleep...looks like wewe couldn't either," she filled up a glass of water and then another for Chuck before taking a kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to him and handing him a glass. He looked at her for a moment suspiciously but then took the glass and took a sip of water.
"What are wewe doing?" she asked him politely, hoping their earlier spat was long forgotten.
"Familiarising myself with my new life...how Bart died, what bass, besi Industries is all about seeing as I practically own it, oh yeah and why the fuck we got married!" he giggled "It's pretty crazy aint it?!" he smiled to himself.
Finally she thought, she hadn't seen such a genuine smile on his face in ages. "Well what does it say...let me see." she asked nudging closer and looking at the screen.
"Well, we were Marafiki in high school, after wewe and Nate broke up, me and wewe hooked up. Apparently we had hot sex in the back of a limo...hot sex on seventeenth birthday party, hot sex in your bedroom..." she interrupted him quickly.
"ok...we had hot sex in a number of places, I get it...carry on" she laughed, slightly embarrassed.
"Then when we were finally getting somewhere Bart died in a car accident...things kind of messed up between us...in the end we worked it out and decided to get married...apparently we're the hottest couple in New York and madly in love. wewe and Serena are still best Marafiki although wewe dont get to see each other much...she's always away, modelling...me and Nate are still tight too....our wedding was the biggest event of the century...look at the images." he pointed at the screen and allowed Blair to skim through the picha of their wedding.
"We look so...happy." She sighed letting go of the Cypher and turning towards Chuck, "I feel bad...we practically took that away from them." she added.
"Took what away from who?" He asked her.
"Our equivalents, the Chuck and Blair of this world that we replaced...they look so happy and in love...they must have had so much going for them, they must have been looking mbele to the future and we intruded...we replaced them...and now they never existed and we have to take their place...we wasted their upendo Chuck...i'm going to have to live with that forever...no one else will know the difference...but the four of us will live with the guilt." she was almost in tears now, Chuck thought about comforting her, maybe putting his arm around her, but he decided against it.
"I'm going to make it up. to her...to my equivalent, i'm going to do everything I can to live her life the way she wanted it to be lived. I'm going to make her fashion business the most successful business ever! I'm going to be a willing celebrity ikoni and make sure the world knows and loves Blair Waldorf!" she was standing up now becoming really animated whilst making her declarations and Chuck watched her in delight giggling at how adorable she was when she got excited. She giggled with Chuck who had closed the Cypher, she sat down inayofuata to him again, "and i'm going to find my donors Eleanor and Harold and reconcile with them...I know how difficult it would have been for her to leave her family..but she cant actually not want to be with them right? I'm going to make her life perfect. Just how she would have wanted it to be."
"Blair..they aren't called donors in this world...they are parents!" he corrected her, "and that wasn't you're life Blair...just be careful how passionate wewe get about fulfilling someone else's life." he warned her.
"And why would wewe care?" she murmured, hoping that maybe he hadn't heard.
"I care about my friends." he answered matching her tone of voice.
"Some zaidi than others..." she whispered as she stood up and began walking away.
"I care about all of wewe the same...ok!" he shouted after her as she quickened her escape.
He was left on his own again. Feeling a little guilty for hurting her feelings, but he still wasn't sure if he could ever forgive her for breaking the pact. The pact that had kept them from giving up for so long. They had come such a long way together and knowing that one of them would get left behind if they ever moved on to another world hurt Chuck zaidi than anything else ever had.

Hope wewe liked it...more drama to come I assure you...sorry for the slow updates....i hardly have any time to write au post up! inayofuata one will be up soon....R&R much appreciated