I, too, am bored, and wish to express...something. Skit time :D
Exorcist: (Is still running with his tail between is legs as Bluebell chases him) Cease this at once, you effeminate creation of human imagination!
Bluebell: (gets even angrier) Effeminate? I AM a girl, you cultural anomaly! I know about you creating all those characters for this forum on your spare time! You intend to replace me, don’t you?
Exorcist: What? NEVER! I’m just anticipating the possibility that you…er…
Bluebell: ‘er…’ what? Are you anticipating my death or something?
Exorcist:…Can I lie?
Bluebell: (her fury explodes around her in a blazing inferno of her reiatsu that sends Exorcist on his back) I’ll kill you!!!
Whiteflame: Watch out! (rams right into Bluebell, knocking her to the ground) Sorry, sorry, didn’t see you.
Bluebell: Ugh… (faints)
Exorcist: (pats Whiteflame on the shoulder) Thank god for irony. Thanks Whiteflame, I was in trouble.
Whitelfame: (distracted) Uh, yeah, no prob. Uh, listen, I kinda have a problem myself…
Acelin: Found you!!
Whiteflame: Agh! What do you keep following me?!
Acelin: Duel me!!!
Exorcist: Is that a ghost? Cool, you’re being haunted by the character you killed off!
Whiteflame: Not cool! He wants to kill me!
Exorcist: Don’t worry about it, I’m called Exorcist for a reason.
Acelin: Because you refuse to tell people your real name?
Whiteflame: Yeah, is that supposed to sound cool? It’s kind of lame, dude.
Exorcist: (glares) You know what…I think I forgot my exorcising gear at home…
Acelin: Down with Whiteflame!
Whiteflame: Damnit, no!!!! (Runs off with Acelin chasing after him again)
Wantadog: Why ARE you called exorcist?
Exorcist: Dear mother of Jesus!!! You scared me! You’re a sneaky little ninja, aren’t you?
Wantadog: Guilty as charged.
Exorcist: So you want to know the secret behind my name, eh? Give me five seconds (draws a rosary from his pocket and holds it up) Seraphic magic, activate! Wings of Icarus! (In a burst of white light, Exorcist shoots into the air like a rocket and vanishes in the distance)
Wantadog: (dumbfounded) …Uhmm…what?
Exorcist: (crashes to the ground behind Wantadog like a meteor and stands erect quickly with a salute) I have returned!
Wantadog: That was fast… (Notices BP groaning on the ground, sitting up painfully) BP? What are you doing here?
BP: Dying. What the heck was that, Exorcist?
Exorcist: A display of my awesome power! (laughs with his head toward the sky, arms back)
Wantadog: Aren’t exorcists supposed to kill demons?
Exorcist: (stops laughing and looks at Wantadog) ….
Wantadog: ……….
BP: …………….
Bluebell: …………………………..
Exorcist: (Glances at Bluebell and jumps in shock) You’re awake!
Bluebell: Really? No way?! (kicks Exorcist in the crotch and he collapses) Jerk…
BP/Wantadog: ………………………
Raijin: Die! (slams electricity into the ground around them all)
Exorcist: (Is still running with his tail between is legs as Bluebell chases him) Cease this at once, you effeminate creation of human imagination!
Bluebell: (gets even angrier) Effeminate? I AM a girl, you cultural anomaly! I know about you creating all those characters for this forum on your spare time! You intend to replace me, don’t you?
Exorcist: What? NEVER! I’m just anticipating the possibility that you…er…
Bluebell: ‘er…’ what? Are you anticipating my death or something?
Exorcist:…Can I lie?
Bluebell: (her fury explodes around her in a blazing inferno of her reiatsu that sends Exorcist on his back) I’ll kill you!!!
Whiteflame: Watch out! (rams right into Bluebell, knocking her to the ground) Sorry, sorry, didn’t see you.
Bluebell: Ugh… (faints)
Exorcist: (pats Whiteflame on the shoulder) Thank god for irony. Thanks Whiteflame, I was in trouble.
Whitelfame: (distracted) Uh, yeah, no prob. Uh, listen, I kinda have a problem myself…
Acelin: Found you!!
Whiteflame: Agh! What do you keep following me?!
Acelin: Duel me!!!
Exorcist: Is that a ghost? Cool, you’re being haunted by the character you killed off!
Whiteflame: Not cool! He wants to kill me!
Exorcist: Don’t worry about it, I’m called Exorcist for a reason.
Acelin: Because you refuse to tell people your real name?
Whiteflame: Yeah, is that supposed to sound cool? It’s kind of lame, dude.
Exorcist: (glares) You know what…I think I forgot my exorcising gear at home…
Acelin: Down with Whiteflame!
Whiteflame: Damnit, no!!!! (Runs off with Acelin chasing after him again)
Wantadog: Why ARE you called exorcist?
Exorcist: Dear mother of Jesus!!! You scared me! You’re a sneaky little ninja, aren’t you?
Wantadog: Guilty as charged.
Exorcist: So you want to know the secret behind my name, eh? Give me five seconds (draws a rosary from his pocket and holds it up) Seraphic magic, activate! Wings of Icarus! (In a burst of white light, Exorcist shoots into the air like a rocket and vanishes in the distance)
Wantadog: (dumbfounded) …Uhmm…what?
Exorcist: (crashes to the ground behind Wantadog like a meteor and stands erect quickly with a salute) I have returned!
Wantadog: That was fast… (Notices BP groaning on the ground, sitting up painfully) BP? What are you doing here?
BP: Dying. What the heck was that, Exorcist?
Exorcist: A display of my awesome power! (laughs with his head toward the sky, arms back)
Wantadog: Aren’t exorcists supposed to kill demons?
Exorcist: (stops laughing and looks at Wantadog) ….
Wantadog: ……….
BP: …………….
Bluebell: …………………………..
Exorcist: (Glances at Bluebell and jumps in shock) You’re awake!
Bluebell: Really? No way?! (kicks Exorcist in the crotch and he collapses) Jerk…
BP/Wantadog: ………………………
Raijin: Die! (slams electricity into the ground around them all)