Dumb Blonde Bombshell
*sigh* It must be hard to be curvy, gorgeous, AND blonde. Yes, you're constantly dealing with men competing for your attention, but wewe certainly don't mind. And, girl, wewe KNOW how to get their attention! Yeah, so what if your hair color, breasts, and nose are fake? And so what if the jealous girls call wewe a slut. That's their problem, because wewe look great!