These are some nukuu from season one
Episode 1x01
Brennan: If wewe drive one zaidi block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window.
Booth: (stops walking) What's it going to take?
Brennan: (stops walking and turns) Full participation in the case.
Booth: Fine.
Brennan: Not just lab work, everything.
Booth: What do wewe want me to do? Spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: It's an mizeituni, mzeituni branch. Just get back in the car.
Booth: He's got no sense of discretion. That kid. Typical squint.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: Well when the cops get stuck we bring in people like you. wewe know squints. wewe know to squint at things.
Brennan: Oh wewe mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones.
Booth: I know we talked about wewe coming out in the field
Brennan: Oh, wewe panya bastard.
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a Federal Agent?
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Brennan: No. I'm not a moyo person you're a moyo person. I'm a brain person. wewe vouched for me.
Brennan: wewe wanna check him out? We can. I don't know what do wewe call it? Roost him?
Booth: Roust.
Brennan: Roust. Well the murderer snatched the Bronze nyota from Cleo's neck so
Booth: I've got twelve hours before this case is over and I'm off it so let's go roust. C'mon.
Booth: wewe expect me to declare war on a United States Senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Booth: No zaidi valid then my gut.
Booth: Yeah, in the future maybe I should do the shooting.
Brennan: Why? I'm a good shot.
Brennan: (laughs) Please wewe don't think there is some kind of cosmic balance sheet?
(Booth looks down and she stops smiling)
Brennan: I'd like to help wewe with that.
Episode 1x02
Angela: Brennan I know this great club they play trip hop and trance.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Angela: It doesn't matter. We'll grab Booth.
Brennan: No.
Angela: I think he likes you. God if I were wewe I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
Booth: Tessa's an attorney.
Tessa: mmm, corporate, keeping the fat Cats fat.
Brennan: I was just studying a cranial fissure on a corporate attorney last week. Of course he was dead so�
Tessa: Interesting.
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Look, I'm happy for you. Relationships have anthropological meaning. No society can survive if sexual bonds aren't formed bet
Booth: What the hell are wewe talking about?
Booth: It's not Bureau policy to target au profaili any ethnic group. It wasn't our intention. I can understand why wewe may feel offended.
Brennan: I can't.
Booth: Bones!
Brennan: So wewe think wewe know women just because wewe live with some sexy lawyer? Unbelievable. Brennan: Who do wewe ask?
Booth: For what?
Brennan: For the strength and the wisdom?
Booth: God.
Brennan: And that works?
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do wewe want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? I'm sorry. We won't talk about Tessa.
Booth: I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that wewe like to talk about like dead people. Dead bodies?
Brennan: Sure, sure. You've killed a lot of people, right? When wewe were a sniper?
Booth: Maybe we shouldn't talk at all.
Booth: wewe know I need subtitles walking in here.
Brennan: What if wewe and Tessa were going to break up and wewe didn't want to?
Booth: Interesting Bones.
Brennan: Well I'm positing a scenario. Tessa wants to break up and wewe don't want to so she poisons you.
Booth: No, no, no.
Brennan: And then just to make sure she blows wewe up with a bomb.
Booth: Why would Tessa do that?
Brennan: Exactly. Thank you.
Booth: Alright, Listen Bones, we're heading into a very unknown situation. I think it's best if wewe just stay in the car. (she gives him a dirty look) Okay, then. wewe know, if wewe have to come in with me wewe just stay behind me. (still giving him a bad look) Fine, just be careful, Alright.
Episode 1x03
Booth: We've got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks.
Brennan: Good morning to wewe too.
(Zach leans mbele towards Booth to talk to him.)
Zach: Successful with woman, right? I mean they like you?
Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids.
Brennan: I thought that it was good to start with a Good Morning.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan and her assistant Jack, uh, something. Booth: wewe want to increase the perimeter here? Gentleman, give my forensic anthropologist some room.
Brennan: Your forensic anthropologist?
Booth: Ah, wewe can fill me in later.
Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it's
Booth: That is correct.
Brennan: What?
Booth: That is interesting.
Brennan: Are wewe drunk au something?
Sid: Hey, I'll say this she's tall.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan, meet Sid, the owner.
Sid: Hey, the bone lady
Booth: We need to see all the sex tapes that you've confiscated.
Headmaster: Absolutely not.
Booth: Well I will just get a warrant and in the application for a warrant I'll include your admission that wewe allow your students to swap homemade sex tapes.
Sanders: The headmaster is not refusing to provide wewe with the tapes.
Brennan: Absolutely not sounds like a refusal
Booth: au wewe take my advice. If wewe don't answer my questions, I'll take wewe down to FBI headquarters in hand cuffs.
Brennan: He'll do it. He doesn't like you.
(Booth shakes his head no.)
Brennan: You're the least objective person I have ever met.
Booth: Thank you.
Brennan: It's not a compliment.
Booth: Very impressive Temperance. wewe got that one right.
Episode 1x04
Brennan: Residual kuvuka, msalaba section striae.
Booth: Hmm. Just because wewe say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
Brennan: Are wewe suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Booth: wewe know you're a smart ass. wewe know that?
Brennan: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Booth: wewe know I tell wewe what. wewe can take me out to dinner. Hmm? Put me on your tab.
Brennan: That doesn't seem ethical.
Booth: wewe still want that gun now don't ya, Hmm?
Brennan: We'll start with breakfast.
Brennan: Very nice. I have a beautiful view of the mountains from the terrace.
Booth: wewe have a terrace?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: I'm sharing a bathroom.
Brennan: I've never been offered human flesh before.
Booth: But what if wewe had?
Brennan: It's an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry.
Booth: Okay that's sick.
Angela: So did wewe catch the guy?
Brennan: No, Booth Lost him in the woods.
Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn't loose him.
Brennan: Well wewe didn't catch him.
Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that.
Brennan: Booth wants wewe to know that he Lost the guy because his flashlight died.
Brennan: Everybody is pumping me.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Brennan: For information on the case.
Booth: Bones they are only pretending to be interested in the case.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: They're hitting on you.
Brennan: Are wewe sure?
Booth: Yes, I'm sure. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time.
Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Brennan: I don't know what that means?
Booth: It's a horror movie, Bones. Didn't make any sense.
Sheriff: It was scary though with the bloody hand prints.
Brennan: Moments like this are why I need a gun.
(Booth sighs and takes a gun out of his pant leg.)
Booth: That is for self defense so wewe don't just go blasting away in there.
Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Booth: The part that isn't me.
Brennan: Yes, but is it nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh au was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh au did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Brennan: au as an alternative just don't eat people. wewe know I'm going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the skiing is great.
Booth: Oh, it's Charlie?
Brennan: Yeah the overnight guy.
Booth: (laughs) Yeah I know who he is.
Brennan: I bet he's a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability.
Booth: (drops his fork) That's it I'm done.
Episode 1x05
Booth: I have a swali regarding the role of the FBI in your book. Who do wewe based brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on? Booth: Work on cases. wewe know, with me outside the lab. If wewe want to do that, I need to know that wewe will respect the law.
Brennan: Tell wewe what. If I can't respect the law, I can at least respect you.
Brennan: Do wewe remember me, Sean?
Sean: Museum Lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
JP: And very modest.
Booth: Oh believe me she is being modest.
Brennan: I have a friend at the FBI if I ask him to, he will make sure that wewe and David get to live with Margaret again.
Child Advocate: Dr. Brennan, wewe can't make promises like that.
Brennan: Yes, I can. He will do it. My friend will make it happen.
Booth: I'm going to need your help to keep the promises she made to that boy.
JP: Hey, I,I,I can't promise
Booth: Mrs. Johnston, my people and your people are going to have to make this happen.
Brennan: kwa the way, there is a huge dint in my passenger side door because wewe told me not to park it at an angle.
Booth: (laughs)
Brennan: Okay that's just mean!
Booth: (laughs harder.)
Brennan: You're mean.
Booth: Sorry.
Booth: wewe look nice. Better then nice wewe look uh, very (is speechless)
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Booth, I knew wewe would back me up. I knew wewe wouldn't make me a liar.
Booth: Hmm. How'd wewe know?
Brennan: Because wewe want to go to Heaven.
Booth: But wewe don't believe in Heaven.
Brennan: But wewe do.
Episode 1x06
Booth: You're hung over. Doesn't this make your head explode?
Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my kitanda and showered in the lab's decontamination room.
Booth: Ooh, wewe really know how to live
Brennan: Angela alisema rap artists sometimes kill each other over the music: jam, jamu Master Jay, Tupac, Biggie.
Booth: Do wewe even know who you're talking about?
Brennan: Yeah, I've done my Googling.
Rulz: What's the FBI recruiting from, America's juu model now?
Brennan: I'm a forensic anthropologist with the Jeffersonian.
Booth: She works for the FBI.
Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this?
Brennan: Because you're tense.
Booth: Because we're talking.
Brennan: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban muziki lies in the perceived au actual rivalry between the principal artists.
Hall: Where did wewe find her?
Booth: Museum.
Brennan: Toody has traveled the world finding dead bodies.
Booth: Does Toody always drool like that?
Booth: I'll tell wewe what; I'll make wewe a better deal. wewe tell us what we need to know and I'll have those charges laid against you. Hmm, put wewe in the Remand center.
Rulz: For how long?
Booth: Well that depends on what wewe tell us.
Brennan: Wait! Wait, you're negotiating to put this guy in jail?
Booth: I'll sweeten the pot and charge wewe with Mount's death too but wewe hire ah, one of those moron lawyers and wewe ah, be thrown in lockup for what, maybe a month?
Rulz: (smiling) Sweet
Brennan: Where am I in backwards world?
Rulz: Mount was gonna jump.
Brennan: wewe mean commit suicide?
Rulz: Where did wewe find her?
Booth: Museum.
Booth: wewe know what? I'm going to spread the pain. Alright, that's my new motto.
(Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.)
Brennan: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait.
Booth: Arrest him for what?
Brennan: Uttering threats au smelling bad au anything.
Booth: Yeah, wewe know, wewe go with someone, wewe joke about not going back to your real life, the two of wewe laugh but when you're alone the world is full of possibilities.
Brennan: (Smiles) See wewe inayofuata week.
Episode 1x07
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer?
Brennan: You.
Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
Booth: Which is why wewe weren't convicted but wewe did shoot an unarmed man. I, I can't ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people.
Brennan: It was only his leg and he's in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway?
Booth: Ah, come on. wewe know what Bones? You're a professor; you're not an FBI agent. Okay? Use your mutant powers, just talk people to death. Booth: hujambo Bones, what are wewe doing this weekend?
Brennan: I have plans.
Booth: Come on, I'm serious.
Amy: So, wewe seeing each other?
Brennan: Who?
Amy: wewe and Booth.
Brennan: No. (laughs a little) No, we're ,we're working together.
Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe.
Cullen: She can't have a gun.
Booth: No gun, absolutely not. No gun, thank wewe sir.
Brennan: Well, are wewe going to help?
Booth: Well I would but this is a 1200 dollar suit.
Brennan: Are wewe kidding me? I haven't slept in forty eight hours and you're worried about your suit. Get over here.
Brennan: Are wewe going to arrest me for assault?
Booth: From what I saw purely self defense.
Brennan: Maybe I shouldn't carry a gun after all.
Booth: Hell wewe can have mine.
Episode 1x08
Booth: Okay. Call me later.
Bones: I'm not working tonight. I have a dinner.
Booth: What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of wewe would be eating off an autopsy table.
Bones: Not tonight.
Booth: I was being...Tomorrow's fine. Call me tomorrow.
Booth: Well, the fridge we found Maggie in is a match with the marks on the Costellos' floor.
Bones: They're sadomasochistic fetishists.
Booth: Yeah. Turned the basement into a "fun room".
Bones: Seeking sexual gratification through the manipulation of power. Probably the oldest of fetishes, master-slave. It's all about dominance.
Booth: Well, this sort of thing only comes up when the bloom goes off the rose if wewe know what I mean.
Bones: I don't know what wewe mean.
Booth: wewe know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old wewe need to spice it up, it's over. When the sex is good, wewe don't need any help.
Bones: That's for sure.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Bones: I was agreeing.
Booth: Yeah, well, don't, okay? It kind of freaks me out.
Bones: I was just saying that I, myself, feel no inclination toward either pain au dominance when it comes to sex.
Booth: Are wewe sure?
Bones: Yeah, I'm sure.
Booth: wewe can be very bossy.
Booth: wewe trained her well, doc.
Michael: She's brilliant. A little cocky, though.
Booth: Yeah, tell me about it. Pretty good partner, though. What wewe see is what wewe get. It's a rare quality. That's just between us, eh?
Michael: Tempe, Tempe. Tempe, I'm sorry. What can I do?
Booth: Bones... Costellos are trying to cop a plea to a charge that won't mean the death penalty. They know they're going down.
Bones: wewe had no right. There are things that are private.
Booth: Yeah, maybe you're right. But wewe know what? This was my case, too. All right? So, nothing personal?
Booth: Hey, Bones.
Bones: What is it? I'm not feeling very forgiving.
Booth: Yeah, I know. But we have a case.
Bones: Victim is an adult male, 35 to 40 years old. From the pattern of the burning I'd say an accelerant was used. Could wewe hand me my bag?
Booth: Yeah. Sure. Hey, listen, wewe want my kanzu, koti au something? It's cold up here.
Bones: If I did, I'd ask for it.
Booth: Yeah. Sorry. And, um...I'm sorry.
Bones: wewe had something to accomplish wewe found a logical way of getting what wewe needed. I probably would have done the same thing.
Episode 1x09
Booth: What are you, like, the krisimasi killer?
Bones: It's the truth.
Booth: Well, it sounds like the truth cause it's so rational, right, but, wewe know, the true truth is that wewe just...you hate Christmas, so wewe just spout out all these facts and wewe ruin it for everyone else.
Bones: I ruin the true truth with facts?
Booth: Yeah, and wewe ruin it for the squint squad, too, kwa making them work on a case about a guy who's been sealed up in a fallout shelter for 50 years.
Bones: Okay, how would wewe like me to spend my Christmas?
Booth: krisimasi is the perfect time to reexamine your standing with, wewe know...
Bones: A helicopter pilot?
Booth: Oh, right, right. wewe can't measure the man upstairs in a beaker, so he can't possibly exist.
Bones: "The man upstairs?"
Booth: Mmm. wewe know, wewe don't know if you're sick, but you're zaidi than willing to take drugs just in case. Seems to me wewe could give the man upstairs the same benefit of the doubt that wewe do an invisible fungus.
Bones: Hey. I'm sorry wewe didn't get krisimasi morning with your little boy.
Booth: Thanks.
Bones: Ivy Gillespie came to the lab after wewe left with her granddaughter.Don't wewe want to know what happened?
Booth: I know what happened. wewe told her about Careful Lionel. wewe showed her the letters, the tickets. She cried, but wewe made her happy.
Bones: Not to mention I gave her a penny worth over a hundred thousand dollars.
Booth: She won't care about that today. wewe just gave somebody the best krisimasi gift they could ever get. Who's the secret Santa now?
Bones: Stop.
Booth: And that weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
Episode 1x10
Bones: This car doesn't feel very FBI.
Booth: Bones, this is a 1966 Mustang. It's a classic. What goes better than that with the FBI?
Bones: How come on the rental agreement under "Model" did the guy write "sedan"?
Booth: Bah, we're in California! Look, palm trees!
Bones: wewe know, I'd like to drive sometime.
Booth: Look, our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Bones: I'm an excellent driver.
Booth: OK, Rain Man.
Bones: Don't know what that means.
Booth: I'm always going to drive. wewe know that, right? Me behind the wheel, wewe over there, on the grand Mustang.
Bones: I'm not above telling Deputy Director Colin what kind of car wewe rented.
Booth: One zaidi thing. I had the Bureau tafuta for adolescent girls that were injured in car crashes in the upper northeast, 10-12 years ago. Daughter's right leg was crushed.
Bones: Allison. Her name was Allison Holmes.
Booth: Her father and her brother are still alive. Somewhere in Bangor, Maine. We'll return the remains.
Bones: Thanks, Booth.
Booth: wewe know, Bones...You do your thing, I do mine.
Episode 1x11
Bones: wewe never told me how I was this morning. I asked you, "How did I do?" and wewe said, "We'll talk about it in the car," but we didn't.
Booth: This was your first TV interview?
Bones: Yes.
Booth: It was fine, wewe know...for your first interview.
Bones: Well, that was a qualified response.
Booth: What? No. It was lively, yeah.
Bones: Lively? What kind of word is that?
Booth: It's an adjective, though, ironically, most words that end in "ly" are adverbs. Like "ironically."
Bones: Okay, what did I do wrong?
Booth: Maybe inayofuata time, tell a funny story. Oh, and never say wewe don't like children.
Bones: I didn't say I don't like children. I just alisema I don't want any.
Booth: On TV, it's the same thing.
Bones: wewe just told me not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Bones: No, wewe were right. It's just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Bones: We did our job.
Booth: It's not often I get to help save someone before they die.
Bones: Hell, Bones, every time wewe catch a murderer wewe save his inayofuata victim.
Booth: This is different.
Bones: Yeah. Still glad wewe don't have any kids?
Booth: Yeah. Why? wewe were looking at that boy and his dad-- I just thought you'd change your mind.
Bones: No. Still glad wewe do have a kid?
Booth: Gladder today than yesterday.
Bones: Doesn't make any sense.
Booth: Yeah, it's complicated.
Episode 1x12
Booth: Oh no, wewe don't have to solve the whole case just tell me if I'm looking at a murder maybe wewe know, pull a quick ID?
Bones: (looks up at him and smiles) Don't use your charm smile on me.
Booth: What? (laughs) It's a mark of respect. That's all.
Booth: Do wewe smell that?
Bones: Yes I do.
Booth: wewe know what that is Bones?
Bones: Wax,popcorn, feet, deodorant.
Booth: That is America, Bones.
Bones: This is not a sport.
Booth: How do wewe figure?
Bones: There's no physical benefit so it's really like golf. It's not a sport. It's an activity.
Booth: wewe know could wewe please; Bones, maybe just for once try not to piss everyone off around you?
Episode 1x01
Brennan: If wewe drive one zaidi block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window.
Booth: (stops walking) What's it going to take?
Brennan: (stops walking and turns) Full participation in the case.
Booth: Fine.
Brennan: Not just lab work, everything.
Booth: What do wewe want me to do? Spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: It's an mizeituni, mzeituni branch. Just get back in the car.
Booth: He's got no sense of discretion. That kid. Typical squint.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: Well when the cops get stuck we bring in people like you. wewe know squints. wewe know to squint at things.
Brennan: Oh wewe mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones.
Booth: I know we talked about wewe coming out in the field
Brennan: Oh, wewe panya bastard.
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a Federal Agent?
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Brennan: No. I'm not a moyo person you're a moyo person. I'm a brain person. wewe vouched for me.
Brennan: wewe wanna check him out? We can. I don't know what do wewe call it? Roost him?
Booth: Roust.
Brennan: Roust. Well the murderer snatched the Bronze nyota from Cleo's neck so
Booth: I've got twelve hours before this case is over and I'm off it so let's go roust. C'mon.
Booth: wewe expect me to declare war on a United States Senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Booth: No zaidi valid then my gut.
Booth: Yeah, in the future maybe I should do the shooting.
Brennan: Why? I'm a good shot.
Brennan: (laughs) Please wewe don't think there is some kind of cosmic balance sheet?
(Booth looks down and she stops smiling)
Brennan: I'd like to help wewe with that.
Episode 1x02
Angela: Brennan I know this great club they play trip hop and trance.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Angela: It doesn't matter. We'll grab Booth.
Brennan: No.
Angela: I think he likes you. God if I were wewe I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
Booth: Tessa's an attorney.
Tessa: mmm, corporate, keeping the fat Cats fat.
Brennan: I was just studying a cranial fissure on a corporate attorney last week. Of course he was dead so�
Tessa: Interesting.
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Look, I'm happy for you. Relationships have anthropological meaning. No society can survive if sexual bonds aren't formed bet
Booth: What the hell are wewe talking about?
Booth: It's not Bureau policy to target au profaili any ethnic group. It wasn't our intention. I can understand why wewe may feel offended.
Brennan: I can't.
Booth: Bones!
Brennan: So wewe think wewe know women just because wewe live with some sexy lawyer? Unbelievable. Brennan: Who do wewe ask?
Booth: For what?
Brennan: For the strength and the wisdom?
Booth: God.
Brennan: And that works?
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do wewe want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? I'm sorry. We won't talk about Tessa.
Booth: I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that wewe like to talk about like dead people. Dead bodies?
Brennan: Sure, sure. You've killed a lot of people, right? When wewe were a sniper?
Booth: Maybe we shouldn't talk at all.
Booth: wewe know I need subtitles walking in here.
Brennan: What if wewe and Tessa were going to break up and wewe didn't want to?
Booth: Interesting Bones.
Brennan: Well I'm positing a scenario. Tessa wants to break up and wewe don't want to so she poisons you.
Booth: No, no, no.
Brennan: And then just to make sure she blows wewe up with a bomb.
Booth: Why would Tessa do that?
Brennan: Exactly. Thank you.
Booth: Alright, Listen Bones, we're heading into a very unknown situation. I think it's best if wewe just stay in the car. (she gives him a dirty look) Okay, then. wewe know, if wewe have to come in with me wewe just stay behind me. (still giving him a bad look) Fine, just be careful, Alright.
Episode 1x03
Booth: We've got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks.
Brennan: Good morning to wewe too.
(Zach leans mbele towards Booth to talk to him.)
Zach: Successful with woman, right? I mean they like you?
Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids.
Brennan: I thought that it was good to start with a Good Morning.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan and her assistant Jack, uh, something. Booth: wewe want to increase the perimeter here? Gentleman, give my forensic anthropologist some room.
Brennan: Your forensic anthropologist?
Booth: Ah, wewe can fill me in later.
Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it's
Booth: That is correct.
Brennan: What?
Booth: That is interesting.
Brennan: Are wewe drunk au something?
Sid: Hey, I'll say this she's tall.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan, meet Sid, the owner.
Sid: Hey, the bone lady
Booth: We need to see all the sex tapes that you've confiscated.
Headmaster: Absolutely not.
Booth: Well I will just get a warrant and in the application for a warrant I'll include your admission that wewe allow your students to swap homemade sex tapes.
Sanders: The headmaster is not refusing to provide wewe with the tapes.
Brennan: Absolutely not sounds like a refusal
Booth: au wewe take my advice. If wewe don't answer my questions, I'll take wewe down to FBI headquarters in hand cuffs.
Brennan: He'll do it. He doesn't like you.
(Booth shakes his head no.)
Brennan: You're the least objective person I have ever met.
Booth: Thank you.
Brennan: It's not a compliment.
Booth: Very impressive Temperance. wewe got that one right.
Episode 1x04
Brennan: Residual kuvuka, msalaba section striae.
Booth: Hmm. Just because wewe say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
Brennan: Are wewe suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Booth: wewe know you're a smart ass. wewe know that?
Brennan: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Booth: wewe know I tell wewe what. wewe can take me out to dinner. Hmm? Put me on your tab.
Brennan: That doesn't seem ethical.
Booth: wewe still want that gun now don't ya, Hmm?
Brennan: We'll start with breakfast.
Brennan: Very nice. I have a beautiful view of the mountains from the terrace.
Booth: wewe have a terrace?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: I'm sharing a bathroom.
Brennan: I've never been offered human flesh before.
Booth: But what if wewe had?
Brennan: It's an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry.
Booth: Okay that's sick.
Angela: So did wewe catch the guy?
Brennan: No, Booth Lost him in the woods.
Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn't loose him.
Brennan: Well wewe didn't catch him.
Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that.
Brennan: Booth wants wewe to know that he Lost the guy because his flashlight died.
Brennan: Everybody is pumping me.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Brennan: For information on the case.
Booth: Bones they are only pretending to be interested in the case.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: They're hitting on you.
Brennan: Are wewe sure?
Booth: Yes, I'm sure. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time.
Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Brennan: I don't know what that means?
Booth: It's a horror movie, Bones. Didn't make any sense.
Sheriff: It was scary though with the bloody hand prints.
Brennan: Moments like this are why I need a gun.
(Booth sighs and takes a gun out of his pant leg.)
Booth: That is for self defense so wewe don't just go blasting away in there.
Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Booth: The part that isn't me.
Brennan: Yes, but is it nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh au was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh au did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Brennan: au as an alternative just don't eat people. wewe know I'm going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the skiing is great.
Booth: Oh, it's Charlie?
Brennan: Yeah the overnight guy.
Booth: (laughs) Yeah I know who he is.
Brennan: I bet he's a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability.
Booth: (drops his fork) That's it I'm done.
Episode 1x05
Booth: I have a swali regarding the role of the FBI in your book. Who do wewe based brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on? Booth: Work on cases. wewe know, with me outside the lab. If wewe want to do that, I need to know that wewe will respect the law.
Brennan: Tell wewe what. If I can't respect the law, I can at least respect you.
Brennan: Do wewe remember me, Sean?
Sean: Museum Lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
JP: And very modest.
Booth: Oh believe me she is being modest.
Brennan: I have a friend at the FBI if I ask him to, he will make sure that wewe and David get to live with Margaret again.
Child Advocate: Dr. Brennan, wewe can't make promises like that.
Brennan: Yes, I can. He will do it. My friend will make it happen.
Booth: I'm going to need your help to keep the promises she made to that boy.
JP: Hey, I,I,I can't promise
Booth: Mrs. Johnston, my people and your people are going to have to make this happen.
Brennan: kwa the way, there is a huge dint in my passenger side door because wewe told me not to park it at an angle.
Booth: (laughs)
Brennan: Okay that's just mean!
Booth: (laughs harder.)
Brennan: You're mean.
Booth: Sorry.
Booth: wewe look nice. Better then nice wewe look uh, very (is speechless)
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Booth, I knew wewe would back me up. I knew wewe wouldn't make me a liar.
Booth: Hmm. How'd wewe know?
Brennan: Because wewe want to go to Heaven.
Booth: But wewe don't believe in Heaven.
Brennan: But wewe do.
Episode 1x06
Booth: You're hung over. Doesn't this make your head explode?
Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my kitanda and showered in the lab's decontamination room.
Booth: Ooh, wewe really know how to live
Brennan: Angela alisema rap artists sometimes kill each other over the music: jam, jamu Master Jay, Tupac, Biggie.
Booth: Do wewe even know who you're talking about?
Brennan: Yeah, I've done my Googling.
Rulz: What's the FBI recruiting from, America's juu model now?
Brennan: I'm a forensic anthropologist with the Jeffersonian.
Booth: She works for the FBI.
Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this?
Brennan: Because you're tense.
Booth: Because we're talking.
Brennan: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban muziki lies in the perceived au actual rivalry between the principal artists.
Hall: Where did wewe find her?
Booth: Museum.
Brennan: Toody has traveled the world finding dead bodies.
Booth: Does Toody always drool like that?
Booth: I'll tell wewe what; I'll make wewe a better deal. wewe tell us what we need to know and I'll have those charges laid against you. Hmm, put wewe in the Remand center.
Rulz: For how long?
Booth: Well that depends on what wewe tell us.
Brennan: Wait! Wait, you're negotiating to put this guy in jail?
Booth: I'll sweeten the pot and charge wewe with Mount's death too but wewe hire ah, one of those moron lawyers and wewe ah, be thrown in lockup for what, maybe a month?
Rulz: (smiling) Sweet
Brennan: Where am I in backwards world?
Rulz: Mount was gonna jump.
Brennan: wewe mean commit suicide?
Rulz: Where did wewe find her?
Booth: Museum.
Booth: wewe know what? I'm going to spread the pain. Alright, that's my new motto.
(Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.)
Brennan: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait.
Booth: Arrest him for what?
Brennan: Uttering threats au smelling bad au anything.
Booth: Yeah, wewe know, wewe go with someone, wewe joke about not going back to your real life, the two of wewe laugh but when you're alone the world is full of possibilities.
Brennan: (Smiles) See wewe inayofuata week.
Episode 1x07
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer?
Brennan: You.
Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
Booth: Which is why wewe weren't convicted but wewe did shoot an unarmed man. I, I can't ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people.
Brennan: It was only his leg and he's in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway?
Booth: Ah, come on. wewe know what Bones? You're a professor; you're not an FBI agent. Okay? Use your mutant powers, just talk people to death. Booth: hujambo Bones, what are wewe doing this weekend?
Brennan: I have plans.
Booth: Come on, I'm serious.
Amy: So, wewe seeing each other?
Brennan: Who?
Amy: wewe and Booth.
Brennan: No. (laughs a little) No, we're ,we're working together.
Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe.
Cullen: She can't have a gun.
Booth: No gun, absolutely not. No gun, thank wewe sir.
Brennan: Well, are wewe going to help?
Booth: Well I would but this is a 1200 dollar suit.
Brennan: Are wewe kidding me? I haven't slept in forty eight hours and you're worried about your suit. Get over here.
Brennan: Are wewe going to arrest me for assault?
Booth: From what I saw purely self defense.
Brennan: Maybe I shouldn't carry a gun after all.
Booth: Hell wewe can have mine.
Episode 1x08
Booth: Okay. Call me later.
Bones: I'm not working tonight. I have a dinner.
Booth: What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of wewe would be eating off an autopsy table.
Bones: Not tonight.
Booth: I was being...Tomorrow's fine. Call me tomorrow.
Booth: Well, the fridge we found Maggie in is a match with the marks on the Costellos' floor.
Bones: They're sadomasochistic fetishists.
Booth: Yeah. Turned the basement into a "fun room".
Bones: Seeking sexual gratification through the manipulation of power. Probably the oldest of fetishes, master-slave. It's all about dominance.
Booth: Well, this sort of thing only comes up when the bloom goes off the rose if wewe know what I mean.
Bones: I don't know what wewe mean.
Booth: wewe know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old wewe need to spice it up, it's over. When the sex is good, wewe don't need any help.
Bones: That's for sure.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Bones: I was agreeing.
Booth: Yeah, well, don't, okay? It kind of freaks me out.
Bones: I was just saying that I, myself, feel no inclination toward either pain au dominance when it comes to sex.
Booth: Are wewe sure?
Bones: Yeah, I'm sure.
Booth: wewe can be very bossy.
Booth: wewe trained her well, doc.
Michael: She's brilliant. A little cocky, though.
Booth: Yeah, tell me about it. Pretty good partner, though. What wewe see is what wewe get. It's a rare quality. That's just between us, eh?
Michael: Tempe, Tempe. Tempe, I'm sorry. What can I do?
Booth: Bones... Costellos are trying to cop a plea to a charge that won't mean the death penalty. They know they're going down.
Bones: wewe had no right. There are things that are private.
Booth: Yeah, maybe you're right. But wewe know what? This was my case, too. All right? So, nothing personal?
Booth: Hey, Bones.
Bones: What is it? I'm not feeling very forgiving.
Booth: Yeah, I know. But we have a case.
Bones: Victim is an adult male, 35 to 40 years old. From the pattern of the burning I'd say an accelerant was used. Could wewe hand me my bag?
Booth: Yeah. Sure. Hey, listen, wewe want my kanzu, koti au something? It's cold up here.
Bones: If I did, I'd ask for it.
Booth: Yeah. Sorry. And, um...I'm sorry.
Bones: wewe had something to accomplish wewe found a logical way of getting what wewe needed. I probably would have done the same thing.
Episode 1x09
Booth: What are you, like, the krisimasi killer?
Bones: It's the truth.
Booth: Well, it sounds like the truth cause it's so rational, right, but, wewe know, the true truth is that wewe just...you hate Christmas, so wewe just spout out all these facts and wewe ruin it for everyone else.
Bones: I ruin the true truth with facts?
Booth: Yeah, and wewe ruin it for the squint squad, too, kwa making them work on a case about a guy who's been sealed up in a fallout shelter for 50 years.
Bones: Okay, how would wewe like me to spend my Christmas?
Booth: krisimasi is the perfect time to reexamine your standing with, wewe know...
Bones: A helicopter pilot?
Booth: Oh, right, right. wewe can't measure the man upstairs in a beaker, so he can't possibly exist.
Bones: "The man upstairs?"
Booth: Mmm. wewe know, wewe don't know if you're sick, but you're zaidi than willing to take drugs just in case. Seems to me wewe could give the man upstairs the same benefit of the doubt that wewe do an invisible fungus.
Bones: Hey. I'm sorry wewe didn't get krisimasi morning with your little boy.
Booth: Thanks.
Bones: Ivy Gillespie came to the lab after wewe left with her granddaughter.Don't wewe want to know what happened?
Booth: I know what happened. wewe told her about Careful Lionel. wewe showed her the letters, the tickets. She cried, but wewe made her happy.
Bones: Not to mention I gave her a penny worth over a hundred thousand dollars.
Booth: She won't care about that today. wewe just gave somebody the best krisimasi gift they could ever get. Who's the secret Santa now?
Bones: Stop.
Booth: And that weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
Episode 1x10
Bones: This car doesn't feel very FBI.
Booth: Bones, this is a 1966 Mustang. It's a classic. What goes better than that with the FBI?
Bones: How come on the rental agreement under "Model" did the guy write "sedan"?
Booth: Bah, we're in California! Look, palm trees!
Bones: wewe know, I'd like to drive sometime.
Booth: Look, our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Bones: I'm an excellent driver.
Booth: OK, Rain Man.
Bones: Don't know what that means.
Booth: I'm always going to drive. wewe know that, right? Me behind the wheel, wewe over there, on the grand Mustang.
Bones: I'm not above telling Deputy Director Colin what kind of car wewe rented.
Booth: One zaidi thing. I had the Bureau tafuta for adolescent girls that were injured in car crashes in the upper northeast, 10-12 years ago. Daughter's right leg was crushed.
Bones: Allison. Her name was Allison Holmes.
Booth: Her father and her brother are still alive. Somewhere in Bangor, Maine. We'll return the remains.
Bones: Thanks, Booth.
Booth: wewe know, Bones...You do your thing, I do mine.
Episode 1x11
Bones: wewe never told me how I was this morning. I asked you, "How did I do?" and wewe said, "We'll talk about it in the car," but we didn't.
Booth: This was your first TV interview?
Bones: Yes.
Booth: It was fine, wewe know...for your first interview.
Bones: Well, that was a qualified response.
Booth: What? No. It was lively, yeah.
Bones: Lively? What kind of word is that?
Booth: It's an adjective, though, ironically, most words that end in "ly" are adverbs. Like "ironically."
Bones: Okay, what did I do wrong?
Booth: Maybe inayofuata time, tell a funny story. Oh, and never say wewe don't like children.
Bones: I didn't say I don't like children. I just alisema I don't want any.
Booth: On TV, it's the same thing.
Bones: wewe just told me not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Bones: No, wewe were right. It's just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Bones: We did our job.
Booth: It's not often I get to help save someone before they die.
Bones: Hell, Bones, every time wewe catch a murderer wewe save his inayofuata victim.
Booth: This is different.
Bones: Yeah. Still glad wewe don't have any kids?
Booth: Yeah. Why? wewe were looking at that boy and his dad-- I just thought you'd change your mind.
Bones: No. Still glad wewe do have a kid?
Booth: Gladder today than yesterday.
Bones: Doesn't make any sense.
Booth: Yeah, it's complicated.
Episode 1x12
Booth: Oh no, wewe don't have to solve the whole case just tell me if I'm looking at a murder maybe wewe know, pull a quick ID?
Bones: (looks up at him and smiles) Don't use your charm smile on me.
Booth: What? (laughs) It's a mark of respect. That's all.
Booth: Do wewe smell that?
Bones: Yes I do.
Booth: wewe know what that is Bones?
Bones: Wax,popcorn, feet, deodorant.
Booth: That is America, Bones.
Bones: This is not a sport.
Booth: How do wewe figure?
Bones: There's no physical benefit so it's really like golf. It's not a sport. It's an activity.
Booth: wewe know could wewe please; Bones, maybe just for once try not to piss everyone off around you?