hujambo readers! So I’ve recently been hooked to the onyesha One mti kilima and I am a HUGE Brulian fan!! There is a part to this story that I wrote before and to sum it up, basically Brooke ends up pregnant and she doesn’t want to tell Julian for fear that he’ll just stay because she gives him the news. Anyway, he leaves a message on her answering machine and tells her to meet him at the airport and tell him to stay. So of course she does and she also tell him she’s pregnant! Anway, I’ll post that stuff soon, but for now enjoy part 1 of my episode. It's not completed yet and for all of wewe Brulian mashabiki (it's pretty long so i won't blame wewe if wewe just skip to the brooke and julian stuff, but the jaime/skillz interaction is pretty funny and entertaining)
“Writing to Reach You” kwa Travis
written kwa endgame_brulian
Scene: Haylee, Nathan, Jaime, and Skillz are outside the Scott house. Nathan is inapakia the back of the car with his and Haylee’s luggage and Jaime is trying to help him while Haylee is talking to Skillz.
Haylee: Thanks again, Skillz for watching Jaime for us this week while we go to Jersey to check out Jaime’s new school and look at some houses.
Skillz: Anything for wewe guys. Plus I figure I’ll score some free NBA tickets out of this, right?
Haylee: (laughing) Of course.
(Nathan has finished packing the car and he and Jaime walk back over to Skillz and Haylee)
Nathan: Well, that’s it.
Skillz: Yeaaaah, my man Nathan Scott is gonna hook me up!!
(Skillz and Nathan shake hands and hug)
Nathan: Not so fast…we’ll see. Even once I sign my contract, I still probably won’t make my first NBA appearance for a mwezi au two.
Skillz: Yea, yea, yea…you know you’re gonna be the inayofuata Dwayne Wade.
Nathan: I wouldn’t say I’m that good.
Skillz: Man, come on! You’ve made it to the NBA! You’re part of the elite now.
Jaime: Yeah, daddy. Uncle Skillz is right. Lebron James better watch out because there’s a new 23 in town.
Nathan: (laughing) Oh really?
Skillz: Your boy knows what he’s talking about.
(They all laugh)
Haylee: Alright, Jaime. Get over here and kiss your mama goodbye.
(Jaime runs over and kisses her on the cheek)
Haylee: I upendo you.
Jaime: I upendo wewe too, mama.
(Jaime hugs Haylee and then walks over to Nathan who picks him up)
Nathan: wewe have fun with Uncle Skillz.
Jaime: Oh…(Jaime glances over at Skillz) we will.
Nathan: Somehow I feel like I should be worried.
Jaime: There’s nothing to worry about, Daddy. wewe can trust Uncle Skillz.
Nathan: It’s not Uncle Skillz I’m worried about.
(Jaime hugs Nathan)
Jaime: I’ll miss you.
Nathan: I’ll miss wewe too, buddy.
Jaime: Now go out and get your dream.
Nathan: I will, son.
Jaime: Oh, and can wewe make sure it comes with a pool?
(Nathan laughs)
Nathan: I’ll do my best.
Jaime: wewe always do.
Scene: Brooke wakes up alone in her bed. She sits up, looks at the empty side of her bed, and sighs. Suddenly, Julian walks into her room with a tray of food.
Julian: Good morning, beautiful.
(Brooke smiles, sinks back into her kitanda and lets out a sigh of relief)
Brooke: I woke up and thought for a dakika that maybe I’d dreamt it all.
(Julian sits down on Brooke’s bed)
Julian: Nope, I’m here…and I brought breakfast!
(Julian lays the tray on her lap)
Brooke: That’s very sweet of wewe but I need-
Julian: Don’t worry about it. I already drove Sam to school and gave her some lunch money.
Brooke: wewe did?
Julian: Yeah…
Brooke: Thank you. That’s wonderful but I still need to-
Julian: Already taken care of. I called Millie this morning and let her know that wewe wouldn’t be inaonyesha up for work this morning. I figured wewe need to take some time off right now. I don’t want wewe to feel stressed out. It’s not good for the baby and-
Brooke: JULIAN!!
(Julian has a puzzled look on his face after Brooke’s outburst of anger)
Julian: What? I thought you’d like some time off.
Brooke: I know! But what I NEED?.....(Brooke shoves the tray of chakula into Julian’s lap and grimaces) Is to throw up.
(Brooke rushes to the bathroom and Julian can hear her throwing up)
Julian: Oh…right. Coming!
(Julian sits up and walks to the bathroom)
Scene: Peyton is trying to put a box at the juu of her closet. Lucas comes in, rushes over, and takes the box from her.
Lucas: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me do this. Let’s not give the baby a moyo attack.
(The room becomes quiet because of the ironic statement)
Lucas: Which isn’t going to happen. Our baby is going to be perfectly healthy.
Peyton: I sure hope so.
(Peyton sits down on their bed)
Lucas: Hey, ummm, I’ve been meaning to tell wewe something.
Peyton: What is it?
Lucas: Well with the movie being cancelled I decided it would have probably been best for me to apply for some jobs.
Peyton: Lucas Scott, we are fine. wewe don’t need to go out and get a job. My job at the label should be zaidi than enough to support our family.
Lucas: Yeah, but sweetheart…you’re going to have the baby soon. And who knows how much time you’ll be away from the studio.
Peyton: I know…but I’m sure I could have Haylee watch over things for a while, I mean-
Lucas: Peyton. I have an interview today for the mti kilima Post. I need to be uandishi something and I especially need to be earning some money for our family.
(Lucas sits down inayofuata to Peyton on the bed)
Lucas: I upendo you…and I upendo this baby. So I’m going to do as much as I can to make things easier for the both of you.
(Peyton sighs)
Peyton: I upendo you.
(Peyton and Lucas kiss)
Scene: Jaime is sitting at the jikoni counter in his pajamas. Skillz is shirtless and searching through the pantry for something to feed Jaime for breakfast. Skillz comes out of the pantry with several boxes of cereal.
Skillz: Alright, it looks like we got…Fruit Hoops…Wheaties…and Captain Crunk.
Jaime: Don’t wewe mean, Captain Crunch?
Skillz: Nawh, J-man. It’s Captain Crunk.
Jaime: But I always thought it was-
Skillz: Listen, man. Which one it gonna be?
Jaime:….None of them.
Skillz: But this is all we got.
Jaime: wewe could give me something other than cereal.
Skillz: What else wewe got in mind?
(Jaime gets a huge smile on his face)
Jaime: Ice Cream.
Skillz: Ice Cream? For Breakfast? No way, little man. I mean-
(Skillz notices that Jaime’s once smile has turned into a pouting face)
Skillz: Uhn. Uhn. Don’t give me that face, J-man. Your mama warned me about it. But don’t even try it on me because I…
(Skillz takes another good look at Jaime’s adorable pouting face and he gives in)
Skillz: What flavor?
Jaime: Chocolate!! YESSS!!
Skillz: wewe best not tell your mama about this one.
(Skillz opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tub of ice cream)
Jaime: Don’t worry, Uncle Skillz. I won’t.
(Skillz begins to scoop some ice cream into a bowl for Jaime)
Scene: Brooke is sitting on the kitanda in the living room with a blanket wrapped around her watching the Style channel on tv. Julian walks into the house with a bunch of grocery bags.
Julian: How wewe feeling?
Brooke: (groggily) Like I’ve just up-chucked half of East Asia.
Julian: Well I brought wewe some soda to calm your stomach and some ice cream to help wewe relax.
(Julian puts the grocery bags on the jikoni counter, pulls out a can of sprite, pours it into a glass of ice, and walks over to hand it to Brooke)
Brooke: Why are wewe so good to me?
Julian: Well…one because I upendo wewe and two because I care about that little life that’s inside you.
(Julian leans over to kiss Brooke, but she quickly stops him kwa pressing her index and middle finger to his lips)
Brooke: I would settle for just kissing my forehead if I were you.
Julian: Right.
(Julian kisses Brooke’s forehead. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.)
Julian: I got it.
(Julian walks over and opens the door. It’s Lucas)
Lucas: Hi, Julian. Look I just wanted to apologize about the night before my wedding and I thought I would just come over and explain myself. If you’ll let me.
(Julian is silent and he just glares at Lucas)
Lucas: Don’t worry, I won’t kiss her again.
Julian: Yeah, I don’t think you’ll want to this time either.
(Lucas has a puzzled look on his face)
Julian: Don’t ask.
Lucas: Well…can I come in?
(Julian opens the door to let Lucas in)
Julian: You’ve got 5 dakika to explain yourself.
Lucas: That’s all I need.
(Lucas walks into Brooke’s house and sees a very pale Brooke sitting on the couch)
Lucas: Brooke, are wewe alright?
Brooke: Lucas, what are wewe doing here?!
Lucas: I just came to apologize about what happened between us and to explain myself.
Brooke: What is there to explain? wewe were drunk.
Lucas: No. I wasn’t drunk. I didn’t even get a chance to have a single drink the whole night of my Bachelor party.
Brooke: (with her arms folded) And why is that?
Lucas: Because Owen showed up.
Brooke: Owen? What did he want?
Lucas: You. He told me that he was going to do whatever it took to get wewe back, now that he’s sober. But I tried to tell him that wewe were happy with Julian and that I was pretty sure that not even I could get wewe back.
Brooke: So then what did wewe do?
Lucas: So I proved it to him. I drove over here, put on an act, and Owen was in my car to witness the whole thing. And I’m sorry that it had to be that way, but once I saw the look he had in his eyes when he talked about getting wewe back…I got scared of how far he was willing to go and I was concerned about you. The best thing I could think of to keep wewe protected from him was to prove that wewe were already in too deep with Julian to change course. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to stop trying, Brooke. He’s going to fight to get wewe back. I’m sorry about what I did and said...In reality? I couldn’t be happier for wewe and Julian. wewe seem to be happy and that’s all that matters. Can wewe forgive me?
Brooke: Of course. Just give me a heads up before wewe do something like that again.
Scene: Lucas is in an office for his interview for The mti kilima Post. There is a man in a suit across from him in his dawati looking at Lucas’s application.
Man: Lucas Scott…you have quite the resume here. I’m impressed.
Lucas: Well thank you.
Man: And yet completely baffled at the same time.
Lucas: Why is that, sir?
Man: You’ve published two widely recognized and captivating novels, won the state championship for mti kilima High, gained a huge reputation in mti Hill, and yet here wewe are getting interviewed for a job at the local paper? Forgive me for saying this, but it just doesn’t seem logic for someone of your caliber to lower your standards as well as your income…for the mti kilima Post.
(Lucas chuckles)
Lucas: Is having an makala published in your newspaper that bad?
Man: No no no! We would be honored to have wewe on our staff, but I would feel guilty if this job hindered your success as a writer.
Lucas: It won’t. And to be completely honest, sir? My grand ideas and creative thinking have started to dwindle. My wife is pregnant with our first child and I am currently unemployed. So wewe would be doing me a huge favor in hiring me for your paper.
(The man sits for a moment deep in thought and then sits up and leans over his desk)
Man: I can’t do it. I’m sorry. I’m not necessarily sure that journalism is the best thing for you. Maybe wewe should look into something else. I’m sorry I can’t help you.
Lucas: (disappointed) I understand. Thanks for your time.
(Lucas walks out of the man’s office)
Scene: Nathan and Haylee are having a tour around Jaime’s future private school kwa the Principal. Haylee’s cell phone rings.
Haylee: Excuse me.
(Haylee moves away from Nathan and the Principal and majibu the phone)
Haylee: (whispering) Hello?
Skillz: (out of breath) Haylee J!!!
Haylee: Skillz?! Is everything alright?
Skillz: I forgot to give the kid his lunch. Now, where the hell is his classroom at??
Haylee: Oh ummmm…room 112!
Skillz: Thanks.
Haylee: Okay, but is everything-
(Skillz hangs up with Haylee)
Haylee: alright? Ugh.
(Haylee hangs up the phone and walks back over to Nathan and the Principal)
Scene: Skillz rushes into Jaime’s classroom and raises the lunchbox in the air.
Skillz: (out of breath) I made it!!
(The whole classroom turns around to look at Skillz and Jaime jumps out of his desk)
Jaime: Uncle Skillz!!
(Jaime runs over and hugs Skillz)
Ms. Lauren: Ummmm, hello. wewe must be Jaime’s uncle that’s watching him this week. Haylee told me that wewe were going to have Jaime this week.
Skillz: That’s me. Here, J-man. (Skillz hands Jaime his lunch box)
Jaime: Thanks, but lunch isn’t for another hour.
(Jaime turns around and walks back to his desk)
Skillz: wewe got to be kidding me!! I rushed all the way over here when wewe don’t have lunch for another hour???
(Skillz begins to stomp around the classroom, throwing a tantrum and cursing under his breath. The students start to giggle)
Ms. Lauren: Alright, now. There’s no need to have a fit about this. Here…
(Ms. Lauren walks over, sits Skillz down at her dawati and hands him a sucker)
Ms. Lauren: I’ll give wewe a dakika to calm down.
(Skillz pops the sucker in his mouth and folds his arms in frustration. Ms. Lauren returns to the front of the classroom and begins uandishi on the white board)
Ms. Lauren: Now, back to our discussion of the Mayflower.
Skillz: Psh. They’re already teaching wewe kids Biology? Let me guess, it’s a rare maua, ua that only blooms in May.
(The entire class stares at Skillz like he’s crazy)
Skillz: What?
Scene: Lucas walks into the house and Peyton turns around corner with an anxious look on her face.
Peyton: So…?
(Lucas flings his things on the couch)
Lucas: I didn’t get the job.
Peyton: I’m so sorry, baby.
(Lucas sits down on the kitanda inayofuata to his things and Peyton comes down and sits inayofuata to him)
Lucas: Actually, it wasn’t that I didn’t get the job; it’s that they wouldn’t let me.
Peyton: What’s that supposed to mean?
(Peyton starts stroking Lucas’s neck)
Lucas: They alisema it would be an honor to have me uandishi for them, but at the same time they would feel guilty if it meant keeping me from greater things.
Peyton: Baby…I’m sorry.
Lucas: It’s okay. We’ll figure this out.
Peyton: Okay.
Lucas: Anyway, have wewe talked to Brooke at all today?
Peyton: No…why?
Lucas: I went over to apologize and myself today.
Peyton: And how did that go? The fact that you’re in one piece is a good sign.
Lucas: Yeah. Julian is still upset about the whole thing, but he has to know that I was only doing it to protect Brooke!
Peyton: Well, did wewe tell him that?
Lucas: Yeah, but he still hasn’t forgiven me yet.
Peyton: What about Brooke?
Lucas: She understands I was just doing it for her safety. I mean, I know that Julian thinks he’s Mr. Tough Guy and he did throw a pretty mean ngumi, punch to my face last time, but I’m positive that Owen could kick his punda on any aliyopewa night.
Peyton: Speaking of Owen…have wewe seen him since that night?
Lucas: No…and it’s making me nervous.
Peyton: She’ll be okay. There are a lot of guys in her life that’ll be willing to put their asses on the line for her.
Lucas: I guess you’re right.
Peyton: I am…now stop worrying so much! We are going to have a healthy baby, Brooke is going to be fine, and wewe aren’t going to need a job because my job will be enough.
Lucas: Alright…
(Lucas kisses Peyton)
Scene: Nathan and Haylee are dressed up and at an expensive, fancy restaurant in New Jersey with one of Nathan’s future teammates, Anqwan, and his wife, Shawnee. They are all seated at a meza, jedwali in VIP section of the restaurant.
Hayley: This is a really nice restaurant.
Nathan: Yeah…I don’t even know if we can afford this.
Anqwan: No worries, Rook. Once wewe make it to the NBA, certain restaurants will eat the bill as long as wewe eat their chakula and put out the good word.
Nathan: That’s awesome.
Shawnee: Get used to it. That’s not even the half of it! Dior pays me to wear some of their clothes to the games and to certain charity events. Crayola has provided our little Deondre with $100,000 scholarship. And Nike supplies Anqwan with all of his footwear.
Haylee: Wow. So I’ve been really worried about how our son is going to handle the NBA lifestyle…how has your son handled it?
Shawnee: Oh, Deondre? He’s been just fine. It’s a dream come true for him when he gets to tell everybody that his daddy made it to the NBA.
Haylee: But as far as school-wise and his grades…
Shawnee: Oh that? He’s just like his daddy! Stupid as ever, but so committed to basketball.
(Shawnee and Anqwan laugh and then start making out in front of Haylee and Nathan. Haylee and Nathan exchange weird looks at each other.)
Shawnee: Phew. (She straightens out her outfit and fixes her hair)
(Anqwan and Nathan start talking about mpira wa kikapu and Shawnee leans over to talk with Haylee)
Shawnee: (whispering) So…tell me.
Haylee: (whispering) Tell wewe what?
Shawnee: Oh don’t play stupid, girl. I know wewe married Nathan for his money…and his looks. But I mean, how much money is he looking to rake in with that contract??
Haylee: Excuse me? I didn’t marry him for his money au his looks. I married him because I upendo him and the amount of money he makes is none of your business.
Shawnee: Whatever. wewe can be all secretive and keep it to yourself. That’s fine with me.
Haylee: Shawnee, how exactly did wewe and Anqwan meet?
(Cut to Nathan and Anqwan’s conversation)
Anqwan: A strip club.
Nathan: Wow, that’s… wow…was she the…?
(Cut to Haylee and Shawnee’s conversation)
Shawnee: I was a stripper before I met him. Working it like it was my last night to earn some money to pay the rent. (Shawnee laughs) Shoot…those were the days. (Shawnee takes a sip of her wine). Anqwan’s been glued to me ever since.
(Cut to Anqwan and Nathan)
Anqwan: I still go back there a time au two when we’re on the road to hook up with some of Shawnee’s old friends. As a matter of fact, it’s a tradition to head on down there for Rookie Night. wewe in, young fella?
Nathan: Ah no. I’m good, man.
Anqwan: wewe sure?
Nathan: Yeah.
(Cut to Shawnee and Haley)
Shawnee: I still go back there a time au two to reminisce, wewe know? What about you? How’d wewe end up as Mrs. Haley Scott?
(Cut to Anqwan and Nathan)
Anqwan: High school?! Damn! That’s awfully young to be getting married.
Nathan: Yeah, but I upendo Haley and I knew from the moment I layed eyes on her that we would be together always and forever.
(Cut to Hayley and Shawnee)
Shawnee: Always and forever?! Wow! That’s quiet the goal.
Hayley: Yeah, but Nathan and I can do it.
Shawnee: Oh just wait until you’re in the limelight, girl. Have wewe heard what they do for Rookie Night?
Hayley: No.
Shawnee: The whole team heads on over to the strip club I used to work at and the Rookie’s get first pick.
Hayley: No, Nathan didn’t tell me that.
Shawnee: I guess he doesn’t see your relationship as being always and forever like wewe do.
Scene: Sam is sitting down at the bar at Tric. Chase is cleaning a glass and washing down the counter.
Chase: Sorry, but I can’t serve wewe anything.
Sam: Don’t worry about me; I’m not here for that.
Chase: (confused) Then what are wewe doing here?
Sam: I don’t know…I guess I just need a place to clear my thoughts. I’m trying to write…a novel. Don’t tell anyone! Especially Brooke, she’d be hovering over me every sekunde to see what I’m uandishi down.
Chase: Don’t worry. My lips are sealed. So, what are wewe uandishi about?
Sam: I don’t know anymore. I’m stuck at this pivotal point in the story and I just can’t seem to find the right words to finish it.
Chase: So…you came to the bar.
Sam: (embarrassed) Yeah.
Chase: Well, there is a first for everything. Who knows, maybe something here will inspire you.
Sam: At a bar.
Chase: Hey, you’re the one who came here.
Sam: Right. Who’s ever heard of a great writer that went to a bar that she couldn’t drink at, in tafuta for inspiration? Who am I kidding? This is a piece of junk. (Sam pulls out her partial novel) Would wewe mind just burning this for me?
Chase: Come on now, don’t be so hard on yourself. Who knows, maybe there is someone out there who needs to hear what wewe have to say. Maybe there is someone out there who’s waiting for something like this (Chase points to her novel) to come around.
Sam: Seriously, Chase. It’s not worthy of anyone’s time, especially mine. I just want to forget about it. I give up.
(Sam turns around and walks away)
Chase: Sam!
(Sam walks out of Tric as Luke walks in and sits down at the bar. Chase has the novel in his hands)
Luke: What’s that?
(Chase looks up, sees Luke, and smirks)
Chase: Something you’ve been waiting for and something wewe need to hear.
Luke: (confused) Okay?
(Chase hands Luke the novel and he begins to read as Chase pours him a drink)
Scene: Jaime runs into his house and Skillz follows him inside. Jaime throws his backpack on the kitanda and starts to play video games.
Skillz: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t wewe have homework?
Jaime: Nope.
Skillz: Oh really?
(Skillz sits down inayofuata to Jaime on the couch)
Skillz: Your mama left a note that alisema wewe would most likely tell me that.
Jaime: Do wewe want to know what happened today?
Skillz: Don’t change the subject on me, boy.
Jaime: Ms. Lauren was asking about you.
Skillz: Ms. Lauren as in…your teacher, Ms. Lauren?
Jaime: Yep.
Skillz: So, uh…what’d she ask?
Jaime: I’ll tell wewe if wewe let me play this video game.
Skillz: Alright, whatever just tell me.
Jaime: Well…first of all she wanted to know how I could put up with such a whiney Uncle.
Skillz: Whiney!
Jaime: Yea…she alisema wewe made quiet a scene in the class today.
Skillz: Hey, I didn’t know lunch wasn’t for another hour.
Jaime: But she seemed pretty interested in you, Uncle Skillz.
Skillz: Is that right. Hmmmm…
Jaime: But the inayofuata time wewe onyesha up to my class…be a little more…I don’t know…manly. wewe were uigizaji pretty childish today. It was embarrassing.
Skillz: Manly, huh…
(Skillz leans back on the kitanda and pats Jaime’s head)
Skillz: Thanks, J-man. I’ll onyesha Ms. Lauren manly.
Scene: Julian and Sam are sitting in the dining room at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. Brooke is in the jikoni making a nyumbani cooked meal. Julian and Sam are sitting in silence as they hear pots and pans clanking from inside the kitchen.
Julian: Brooke! Are wewe sure wewe don’t need our help?
Brooke: I told wewe already! I can do this on my own. I’m a mother who is perfectly capable of making a nyumbani cooked meal for her family!
Julian: Okay. Just let us know if wewe need anything. So…how’s school, Sam?
Sam: A pain in the ass.
Julian: How about wewe and Jack?
Sam: What about us?
Julian: wewe guys are just friends?
Sam: (laughing) Yeah. What else would we be?
Julian: I don’t know. wewe two just seem to hang out a lot.
Sam: What are wewe trying to get across here, Julian?
Julian: Nothing. Just trying to strike up a conversation.
Sam: Well, wewe sort of failed.
Julian: Yeah, I realize that.
(Brooke walks in from the jikoni carrying a pot of chakula with hot pads)
Brooke: Okay, it’s done!
(Brooke sets down a pot of spaghetti, tambi noodles with potatoes and supu on top)
Brooke: There.
(Brooke has a beaming smile from her accomplishment)
Julian: (unconvincingly) It looks…delicious.
Sam: What the hell is it?
(Julian nudges Sam with his elbow)
Sam: Oww!
Brooke: It’s spotatoes and gravy!
Sam: Spotatoes and gravy?
Brooke: Yeah…spaghetti and potatoes with supu on top.
(Sam and Julian just stare at the pot)
Brooke: Well…dig in!
(Julian hands the pot to Sam)
Julian: Ladies first.
(Brooke takes off her apron and sits down at the meza, jedwali with them)
Brooke: So I wanted us to have a nice sit-down chajio, chakula cha jioni tonight with real chakula because there isn’t something I think we should all discuss together.
Julian: Is everything alright?
Brooke: Yeah, I just thought that it’d be good the three of us to talk about something that’s pretty important for Sam to know.
(Sam hands the pot to Julian)
Sam: What is it wewe want to talk about?
Brooke: Well…I think it’s time that we give wewe “the talk”
Sam: Oh god…and I thought the chakula was going to make me barf.
Julian: Brooke, is now really the time for that? I mean…don’t wewe think it should be between wewe and Sam?
Brooke: Yeah, but wewe could explain it better from the guys point of view.
Sam: Can I just leave now?
Brooke: No! This is an important talk for us to have. My parents never had this kind of a talk with me and look what I ended up doing all throughout high school!
Sam: Well wewe don’t need to worry about me.
Brooke: Sam, just listen. Julian and I both have been noticing the amount of time you’ve been spending with Jack lately-
Sam: Oh god! Do wewe really think that I would sleep with that greasy douche bag?
Brooke: I don’t know what to think! But what I do know is that when two people spend that much amount of “alone time” together things tend to journey towards a physical and emotional state.
Sam: Just stop! This is so awkward!
Brooke: Well I just thought that we should get this over with soon and I figured that wewe wouldn’t have ever had this conversation before. Am I right?
Sam: Yeah, but I’ve heard so much crap in my life before that this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard about sex!
Julian: Okaay…maybe I should just-
(Julian starts to inch his way out of his seat)
Brooke and Sam: Sit down!
Julian: Right.
(Julian sits back down)
Sam: Maybe wewe should’ve thought about having this conversation before wewe started sleeping with Julian in the same house that I sleep in!!! It’s not like this is news to me since you’ve been whisking Julian into your bedroom for months!
Brooke: Okay! That’s enough!
Sam: You’re right. I’m going to bed.
(Sam rushes to her room and slams the door)
Brooke: (looking sadly at Julian) Was this a bad idea?
(Julian sits up, stands behind Brooke, and puts his hands on her shoulders)
Julian: Yeah…you should never put potatoes and supu on spaghetti, tambi noodles.
(Brooke sighs)
Brooke: wewe know what I mean.
Julian: I don’t know, Brooke. I think that Sam is a smart girl who is mature enough that maybe she doesn’t need wewe to give her “the talk”.
Brooke: Maybe your right.
Julian: I’m always right. So what gave wewe the crazy idea to make spotatoes and gravy?
Brooke: I just couldn’t decide between spaghetti, tambi and potatoes and gravy…does it really taste that bad?
Julian: Awful actually, but I upendo wewe for trying.
(Brooke takes a bite of the spotatoes and supu and cringes)
Brooke: Do wewe want to order pizza?
Julian: I’m on it.
“Writing to Reach You” kwa Travis
written kwa endgame_brulian
Scene: Haylee, Nathan, Jaime, and Skillz are outside the Scott house. Nathan is inapakia the back of the car with his and Haylee’s luggage and Jaime is trying to help him while Haylee is talking to Skillz.
Haylee: Thanks again, Skillz for watching Jaime for us this week while we go to Jersey to check out Jaime’s new school and look at some houses.
Skillz: Anything for wewe guys. Plus I figure I’ll score some free NBA tickets out of this, right?
Haylee: (laughing) Of course.
(Nathan has finished packing the car and he and Jaime walk back over to Skillz and Haylee)
Nathan: Well, that’s it.
Skillz: Yeaaaah, my man Nathan Scott is gonna hook me up!!
(Skillz and Nathan shake hands and hug)
Nathan: Not so fast…we’ll see. Even once I sign my contract, I still probably won’t make my first NBA appearance for a mwezi au two.
Skillz: Yea, yea, yea…you know you’re gonna be the inayofuata Dwayne Wade.
Nathan: I wouldn’t say I’m that good.
Skillz: Man, come on! You’ve made it to the NBA! You’re part of the elite now.
Jaime: Yeah, daddy. Uncle Skillz is right. Lebron James better watch out because there’s a new 23 in town.
Nathan: (laughing) Oh really?
Skillz: Your boy knows what he’s talking about.
(They all laugh)
Haylee: Alright, Jaime. Get over here and kiss your mama goodbye.
(Jaime runs over and kisses her on the cheek)
Haylee: I upendo you.
Jaime: I upendo wewe too, mama.
(Jaime hugs Haylee and then walks over to Nathan who picks him up)
Nathan: wewe have fun with Uncle Skillz.
Jaime: Oh…(Jaime glances over at Skillz) we will.
Nathan: Somehow I feel like I should be worried.
Jaime: There’s nothing to worry about, Daddy. wewe can trust Uncle Skillz.
Nathan: It’s not Uncle Skillz I’m worried about.
(Jaime hugs Nathan)
Jaime: I’ll miss you.
Nathan: I’ll miss wewe too, buddy.
Jaime: Now go out and get your dream.
Nathan: I will, son.
Jaime: Oh, and can wewe make sure it comes with a pool?
(Nathan laughs)
Nathan: I’ll do my best.
Jaime: wewe always do.
Scene: Brooke wakes up alone in her bed. She sits up, looks at the empty side of her bed, and sighs. Suddenly, Julian walks into her room with a tray of food.
Julian: Good morning, beautiful.
(Brooke smiles, sinks back into her kitanda and lets out a sigh of relief)
Brooke: I woke up and thought for a dakika that maybe I’d dreamt it all.
(Julian sits down on Brooke’s bed)
Julian: Nope, I’m here…and I brought breakfast!
(Julian lays the tray on her lap)
Brooke: That’s very sweet of wewe but I need-
Julian: Don’t worry about it. I already drove Sam to school and gave her some lunch money.
Brooke: wewe did?
Julian: Yeah…
Brooke: Thank you. That’s wonderful but I still need to-
Julian: Already taken care of. I called Millie this morning and let her know that wewe wouldn’t be inaonyesha up for work this morning. I figured wewe need to take some time off right now. I don’t want wewe to feel stressed out. It’s not good for the baby and-
Brooke: JULIAN!!
(Julian has a puzzled look on his face after Brooke’s outburst of anger)
Julian: What? I thought you’d like some time off.
Brooke: I know! But what I NEED?.....(Brooke shoves the tray of chakula into Julian’s lap and grimaces) Is to throw up.
(Brooke rushes to the bathroom and Julian can hear her throwing up)
Julian: Oh…right. Coming!
(Julian sits up and walks to the bathroom)
Scene: Peyton is trying to put a box at the juu of her closet. Lucas comes in, rushes over, and takes the box from her.
Lucas: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me do this. Let’s not give the baby a moyo attack.
(The room becomes quiet because of the ironic statement)
Lucas: Which isn’t going to happen. Our baby is going to be perfectly healthy.
Peyton: I sure hope so.
(Peyton sits down on their bed)
Lucas: Hey, ummm, I’ve been meaning to tell wewe something.
Peyton: What is it?
Lucas: Well with the movie being cancelled I decided it would have probably been best for me to apply for some jobs.
Peyton: Lucas Scott, we are fine. wewe don’t need to go out and get a job. My job at the label should be zaidi than enough to support our family.
Lucas: Yeah, but sweetheart…you’re going to have the baby soon. And who knows how much time you’ll be away from the studio.
Peyton: I know…but I’m sure I could have Haylee watch over things for a while, I mean-
Lucas: Peyton. I have an interview today for the mti kilima Post. I need to be uandishi something and I especially need to be earning some money for our family.
(Lucas sits down inayofuata to Peyton on the bed)
Lucas: I upendo you…and I upendo this baby. So I’m going to do as much as I can to make things easier for the both of you.
(Peyton sighs)
Peyton: I upendo you.
(Peyton and Lucas kiss)
Scene: Jaime is sitting at the jikoni counter in his pajamas. Skillz is shirtless and searching through the pantry for something to feed Jaime for breakfast. Skillz comes out of the pantry with several boxes of cereal.
Skillz: Alright, it looks like we got…Fruit Hoops…Wheaties…and Captain Crunk.
Jaime: Don’t wewe mean, Captain Crunch?
Skillz: Nawh, J-man. It’s Captain Crunk.
Jaime: But I always thought it was-
Skillz: Listen, man. Which one it gonna be?
Jaime:….None of them.
Skillz: But this is all we got.
Jaime: wewe could give me something other than cereal.
Skillz: What else wewe got in mind?
(Jaime gets a huge smile on his face)
Jaime: Ice Cream.
Skillz: Ice Cream? For Breakfast? No way, little man. I mean-
(Skillz notices that Jaime’s once smile has turned into a pouting face)
Skillz: Uhn. Uhn. Don’t give me that face, J-man. Your mama warned me about it. But don’t even try it on me because I…
(Skillz takes another good look at Jaime’s adorable pouting face and he gives in)
Skillz: What flavor?
Jaime: Chocolate!! YESSS!!
Skillz: wewe best not tell your mama about this one.
(Skillz opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tub of ice cream)
Jaime: Don’t worry, Uncle Skillz. I won’t.
(Skillz begins to scoop some ice cream into a bowl for Jaime)
Scene: Brooke is sitting on the kitanda in the living room with a blanket wrapped around her watching the Style channel on tv. Julian walks into the house with a bunch of grocery bags.
Julian: How wewe feeling?
Brooke: (groggily) Like I’ve just up-chucked half of East Asia.
Julian: Well I brought wewe some soda to calm your stomach and some ice cream to help wewe relax.
(Julian puts the grocery bags on the jikoni counter, pulls out a can of sprite, pours it into a glass of ice, and walks over to hand it to Brooke)
Brooke: Why are wewe so good to me?
Julian: Well…one because I upendo wewe and two because I care about that little life that’s inside you.
(Julian leans over to kiss Brooke, but she quickly stops him kwa pressing her index and middle finger to his lips)
Brooke: I would settle for just kissing my forehead if I were you.
Julian: Right.
(Julian kisses Brooke’s forehead. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.)
Julian: I got it.
(Julian walks over and opens the door. It’s Lucas)
Lucas: Hi, Julian. Look I just wanted to apologize about the night before my wedding and I thought I would just come over and explain myself. If you’ll let me.
(Julian is silent and he just glares at Lucas)
Lucas: Don’t worry, I won’t kiss her again.
Julian: Yeah, I don’t think you’ll want to this time either.
(Lucas has a puzzled look on his face)
Julian: Don’t ask.
Lucas: Well…can I come in?
(Julian opens the door to let Lucas in)
Julian: You’ve got 5 dakika to explain yourself.
Lucas: That’s all I need.
(Lucas walks into Brooke’s house and sees a very pale Brooke sitting on the couch)
Lucas: Brooke, are wewe alright?
Brooke: Lucas, what are wewe doing here?!
Lucas: I just came to apologize about what happened between us and to explain myself.
Brooke: What is there to explain? wewe were drunk.
Lucas: No. I wasn’t drunk. I didn’t even get a chance to have a single drink the whole night of my Bachelor party.
Brooke: (with her arms folded) And why is that?
Lucas: Because Owen showed up.
Brooke: Owen? What did he want?
Lucas: You. He told me that he was going to do whatever it took to get wewe back, now that he’s sober. But I tried to tell him that wewe were happy with Julian and that I was pretty sure that not even I could get wewe back.
Brooke: So then what did wewe do?
Lucas: So I proved it to him. I drove over here, put on an act, and Owen was in my car to witness the whole thing. And I’m sorry that it had to be that way, but once I saw the look he had in his eyes when he talked about getting wewe back…I got scared of how far he was willing to go and I was concerned about you. The best thing I could think of to keep wewe protected from him was to prove that wewe were already in too deep with Julian to change course. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to stop trying, Brooke. He’s going to fight to get wewe back. I’m sorry about what I did and said...In reality? I couldn’t be happier for wewe and Julian. wewe seem to be happy and that’s all that matters. Can wewe forgive me?
Brooke: Of course. Just give me a heads up before wewe do something like that again.
Scene: Lucas is in an office for his interview for The mti kilima Post. There is a man in a suit across from him in his dawati looking at Lucas’s application.
Man: Lucas Scott…you have quite the resume here. I’m impressed.
Lucas: Well thank you.
Man: And yet completely baffled at the same time.
Lucas: Why is that, sir?
Man: You’ve published two widely recognized and captivating novels, won the state championship for mti kilima High, gained a huge reputation in mti Hill, and yet here wewe are getting interviewed for a job at the local paper? Forgive me for saying this, but it just doesn’t seem logic for someone of your caliber to lower your standards as well as your income…for the mti kilima Post.
(Lucas chuckles)
Lucas: Is having an makala published in your newspaper that bad?
Man: No no no! We would be honored to have wewe on our staff, but I would feel guilty if this job hindered your success as a writer.
Lucas: It won’t. And to be completely honest, sir? My grand ideas and creative thinking have started to dwindle. My wife is pregnant with our first child and I am currently unemployed. So wewe would be doing me a huge favor in hiring me for your paper.
(The man sits for a moment deep in thought and then sits up and leans over his desk)
Man: I can’t do it. I’m sorry. I’m not necessarily sure that journalism is the best thing for you. Maybe wewe should look into something else. I’m sorry I can’t help you.
Lucas: (disappointed) I understand. Thanks for your time.
(Lucas walks out of the man’s office)
Scene: Nathan and Haylee are having a tour around Jaime’s future private school kwa the Principal. Haylee’s cell phone rings.
Haylee: Excuse me.
(Haylee moves away from Nathan and the Principal and majibu the phone)
Haylee: (whispering) Hello?
Skillz: (out of breath) Haylee J!!!
Haylee: Skillz?! Is everything alright?
Skillz: I forgot to give the kid his lunch. Now, where the hell is his classroom at??
Haylee: Oh ummmm…room 112!
Skillz: Thanks.
Haylee: Okay, but is everything-
(Skillz hangs up with Haylee)
Haylee: alright? Ugh.
(Haylee hangs up the phone and walks back over to Nathan and the Principal)
Scene: Skillz rushes into Jaime’s classroom and raises the lunchbox in the air.
Skillz: (out of breath) I made it!!
(The whole classroom turns around to look at Skillz and Jaime jumps out of his desk)
Jaime: Uncle Skillz!!
(Jaime runs over and hugs Skillz)
Ms. Lauren: Ummmm, hello. wewe must be Jaime’s uncle that’s watching him this week. Haylee told me that wewe were going to have Jaime this week.
Skillz: That’s me. Here, J-man. (Skillz hands Jaime his lunch box)
Jaime: Thanks, but lunch isn’t for another hour.
(Jaime turns around and walks back to his desk)
Skillz: wewe got to be kidding me!! I rushed all the way over here when wewe don’t have lunch for another hour???
(Skillz begins to stomp around the classroom, throwing a tantrum and cursing under his breath. The students start to giggle)
Ms. Lauren: Alright, now. There’s no need to have a fit about this. Here…
(Ms. Lauren walks over, sits Skillz down at her dawati and hands him a sucker)
Ms. Lauren: I’ll give wewe a dakika to calm down.
(Skillz pops the sucker in his mouth and folds his arms in frustration. Ms. Lauren returns to the front of the classroom and begins uandishi on the white board)
Ms. Lauren: Now, back to our discussion of the Mayflower.
Skillz: Psh. They’re already teaching wewe kids Biology? Let me guess, it’s a rare maua, ua that only blooms in May.
(The entire class stares at Skillz like he’s crazy)
Skillz: What?
Scene: Lucas walks into the house and Peyton turns around corner with an anxious look on her face.
Peyton: So…?
(Lucas flings his things on the couch)
Lucas: I didn’t get the job.
Peyton: I’m so sorry, baby.
(Lucas sits down on the kitanda inayofuata to his things and Peyton comes down and sits inayofuata to him)
Lucas: Actually, it wasn’t that I didn’t get the job; it’s that they wouldn’t let me.
Peyton: What’s that supposed to mean?
(Peyton starts stroking Lucas’s neck)
Lucas: They alisema it would be an honor to have me uandishi for them, but at the same time they would feel guilty if it meant keeping me from greater things.
Peyton: Baby…I’m sorry.
Lucas: It’s okay. We’ll figure this out.
Peyton: Okay.
Lucas: Anyway, have wewe talked to Brooke at all today?
Peyton: No…why?
Lucas: I went over to apologize and myself today.
Peyton: And how did that go? The fact that you’re in one piece is a good sign.
Lucas: Yeah. Julian is still upset about the whole thing, but he has to know that I was only doing it to protect Brooke!
Peyton: Well, did wewe tell him that?
Lucas: Yeah, but he still hasn’t forgiven me yet.
Peyton: What about Brooke?
Lucas: She understands I was just doing it for her safety. I mean, I know that Julian thinks he’s Mr. Tough Guy and he did throw a pretty mean ngumi, punch to my face last time, but I’m positive that Owen could kick his punda on any aliyopewa night.
Peyton: Speaking of Owen…have wewe seen him since that night?
Lucas: No…and it’s making me nervous.
Peyton: She’ll be okay. There are a lot of guys in her life that’ll be willing to put their asses on the line for her.
Lucas: I guess you’re right.
Peyton: I am…now stop worrying so much! We are going to have a healthy baby, Brooke is going to be fine, and wewe aren’t going to need a job because my job will be enough.
Lucas: Alright…
(Lucas kisses Peyton)
Scene: Nathan and Haylee are dressed up and at an expensive, fancy restaurant in New Jersey with one of Nathan’s future teammates, Anqwan, and his wife, Shawnee. They are all seated at a meza, jedwali in VIP section of the restaurant.
Hayley: This is a really nice restaurant.
Nathan: Yeah…I don’t even know if we can afford this.
Anqwan: No worries, Rook. Once wewe make it to the NBA, certain restaurants will eat the bill as long as wewe eat their chakula and put out the good word.
Nathan: That’s awesome.
Shawnee: Get used to it. That’s not even the half of it! Dior pays me to wear some of their clothes to the games and to certain charity events. Crayola has provided our little Deondre with $100,000 scholarship. And Nike supplies Anqwan with all of his footwear.
Haylee: Wow. So I’ve been really worried about how our son is going to handle the NBA lifestyle…how has your son handled it?
Shawnee: Oh, Deondre? He’s been just fine. It’s a dream come true for him when he gets to tell everybody that his daddy made it to the NBA.
Haylee: But as far as school-wise and his grades…
Shawnee: Oh that? He’s just like his daddy! Stupid as ever, but so committed to basketball.
(Shawnee and Anqwan laugh and then start making out in front of Haylee and Nathan. Haylee and Nathan exchange weird looks at each other.)
Shawnee: Phew. (She straightens out her outfit and fixes her hair)
(Anqwan and Nathan start talking about mpira wa kikapu and Shawnee leans over to talk with Haylee)
Shawnee: (whispering) So…tell me.
Haylee: (whispering) Tell wewe what?
Shawnee: Oh don’t play stupid, girl. I know wewe married Nathan for his money…and his looks. But I mean, how much money is he looking to rake in with that contract??
Haylee: Excuse me? I didn’t marry him for his money au his looks. I married him because I upendo him and the amount of money he makes is none of your business.
Shawnee: Whatever. wewe can be all secretive and keep it to yourself. That’s fine with me.
Haylee: Shawnee, how exactly did wewe and Anqwan meet?
(Cut to Nathan and Anqwan’s conversation)
Anqwan: A strip club.
Nathan: Wow, that’s… wow…was she the…?
(Cut to Haylee and Shawnee’s conversation)
Shawnee: I was a stripper before I met him. Working it like it was my last night to earn some money to pay the rent. (Shawnee laughs) Shoot…those were the days. (Shawnee takes a sip of her wine). Anqwan’s been glued to me ever since.
(Cut to Anqwan and Nathan)
Anqwan: I still go back there a time au two when we’re on the road to hook up with some of Shawnee’s old friends. As a matter of fact, it’s a tradition to head on down there for Rookie Night. wewe in, young fella?
Nathan: Ah no. I’m good, man.
Anqwan: wewe sure?
Nathan: Yeah.
(Cut to Shawnee and Haley)
Shawnee: I still go back there a time au two to reminisce, wewe know? What about you? How’d wewe end up as Mrs. Haley Scott?
(Cut to Anqwan and Nathan)
Anqwan: High school?! Damn! That’s awfully young to be getting married.
Nathan: Yeah, but I upendo Haley and I knew from the moment I layed eyes on her that we would be together always and forever.
(Cut to Hayley and Shawnee)
Shawnee: Always and forever?! Wow! That’s quiet the goal.
Hayley: Yeah, but Nathan and I can do it.
Shawnee: Oh just wait until you’re in the limelight, girl. Have wewe heard what they do for Rookie Night?
Hayley: No.
Shawnee: The whole team heads on over to the strip club I used to work at and the Rookie’s get first pick.
Hayley: No, Nathan didn’t tell me that.
Shawnee: I guess he doesn’t see your relationship as being always and forever like wewe do.
Scene: Sam is sitting down at the bar at Tric. Chase is cleaning a glass and washing down the counter.
Chase: Sorry, but I can’t serve wewe anything.
Sam: Don’t worry about me; I’m not here for that.
Chase: (confused) Then what are wewe doing here?
Sam: I don’t know…I guess I just need a place to clear my thoughts. I’m trying to write…a novel. Don’t tell anyone! Especially Brooke, she’d be hovering over me every sekunde to see what I’m uandishi down.
Chase: Don’t worry. My lips are sealed. So, what are wewe uandishi about?
Sam: I don’t know anymore. I’m stuck at this pivotal point in the story and I just can’t seem to find the right words to finish it.
Chase: So…you came to the bar.
Sam: (embarrassed) Yeah.
Chase: Well, there is a first for everything. Who knows, maybe something here will inspire you.
Sam: At a bar.
Chase: Hey, you’re the one who came here.
Sam: Right. Who’s ever heard of a great writer that went to a bar that she couldn’t drink at, in tafuta for inspiration? Who am I kidding? This is a piece of junk. (Sam pulls out her partial novel) Would wewe mind just burning this for me?
Chase: Come on now, don’t be so hard on yourself. Who knows, maybe there is someone out there who needs to hear what wewe have to say. Maybe there is someone out there who’s waiting for something like this (Chase points to her novel) to come around.
Sam: Seriously, Chase. It’s not worthy of anyone’s time, especially mine. I just want to forget about it. I give up.
(Sam turns around and walks away)
Chase: Sam!
(Sam walks out of Tric as Luke walks in and sits down at the bar. Chase has the novel in his hands)
Luke: What’s that?
(Chase looks up, sees Luke, and smirks)
Chase: Something you’ve been waiting for and something wewe need to hear.
Luke: (confused) Okay?
(Chase hands Luke the novel and he begins to read as Chase pours him a drink)
Scene: Jaime runs into his house and Skillz follows him inside. Jaime throws his backpack on the kitanda and starts to play video games.
Skillz: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t wewe have homework?
Jaime: Nope.
Skillz: Oh really?
(Skillz sits down inayofuata to Jaime on the couch)
Skillz: Your mama left a note that alisema wewe would most likely tell me that.
Jaime: Do wewe want to know what happened today?
Skillz: Don’t change the subject on me, boy.
Jaime: Ms. Lauren was asking about you.
Skillz: Ms. Lauren as in…your teacher, Ms. Lauren?
Jaime: Yep.
Skillz: So, uh…what’d she ask?
Jaime: I’ll tell wewe if wewe let me play this video game.
Skillz: Alright, whatever just tell me.
Jaime: Well…first of all she wanted to know how I could put up with such a whiney Uncle.
Skillz: Whiney!
Jaime: Yea…she alisema wewe made quiet a scene in the class today.
Skillz: Hey, I didn’t know lunch wasn’t for another hour.
Jaime: But she seemed pretty interested in you, Uncle Skillz.
Skillz: Is that right. Hmmmm…
Jaime: But the inayofuata time wewe onyesha up to my class…be a little more…I don’t know…manly. wewe were uigizaji pretty childish today. It was embarrassing.
Skillz: Manly, huh…
(Skillz leans back on the kitanda and pats Jaime’s head)
Skillz: Thanks, J-man. I’ll onyesha Ms. Lauren manly.
Scene: Julian and Sam are sitting in the dining room at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. Brooke is in the jikoni making a nyumbani cooked meal. Julian and Sam are sitting in silence as they hear pots and pans clanking from inside the kitchen.
Julian: Brooke! Are wewe sure wewe don’t need our help?
Brooke: I told wewe already! I can do this on my own. I’m a mother who is perfectly capable of making a nyumbani cooked meal for her family!
Julian: Okay. Just let us know if wewe need anything. So…how’s school, Sam?
Sam: A pain in the ass.
Julian: How about wewe and Jack?
Sam: What about us?
Julian: wewe guys are just friends?
Sam: (laughing) Yeah. What else would we be?
Julian: I don’t know. wewe two just seem to hang out a lot.
Sam: What are wewe trying to get across here, Julian?
Julian: Nothing. Just trying to strike up a conversation.
Sam: Well, wewe sort of failed.
Julian: Yeah, I realize that.
(Brooke walks in from the jikoni carrying a pot of chakula with hot pads)
Brooke: Okay, it’s done!
(Brooke sets down a pot of spaghetti, tambi noodles with potatoes and supu on top)
Brooke: There.
(Brooke has a beaming smile from her accomplishment)
Julian: (unconvincingly) It looks…delicious.
Sam: What the hell is it?
(Julian nudges Sam with his elbow)
Sam: Oww!
Brooke: It’s spotatoes and gravy!
Sam: Spotatoes and gravy?
Brooke: Yeah…spaghetti and potatoes with supu on top.
(Sam and Julian just stare at the pot)
Brooke: Well…dig in!
(Julian hands the pot to Sam)
Julian: Ladies first.
(Brooke takes off her apron and sits down at the meza, jedwali with them)
Brooke: So I wanted us to have a nice sit-down chajio, chakula cha jioni tonight with real chakula because there isn’t something I think we should all discuss together.
Julian: Is everything alright?
Brooke: Yeah, I just thought that it’d be good the three of us to talk about something that’s pretty important for Sam to know.
(Sam hands the pot to Julian)
Sam: What is it wewe want to talk about?
Brooke: Well…I think it’s time that we give wewe “the talk”
Sam: Oh god…and I thought the chakula was going to make me barf.
Julian: Brooke, is now really the time for that? I mean…don’t wewe think it should be between wewe and Sam?
Brooke: Yeah, but wewe could explain it better from the guys point of view.
Sam: Can I just leave now?
Brooke: No! This is an important talk for us to have. My parents never had this kind of a talk with me and look what I ended up doing all throughout high school!
Sam: Well wewe don’t need to worry about me.
Brooke: Sam, just listen. Julian and I both have been noticing the amount of time you’ve been spending with Jack lately-
Sam: Oh god! Do wewe really think that I would sleep with that greasy douche bag?
Brooke: I don’t know what to think! But what I do know is that when two people spend that much amount of “alone time” together things tend to journey towards a physical and emotional state.
Sam: Just stop! This is so awkward!
Brooke: Well I just thought that we should get this over with soon and I figured that wewe wouldn’t have ever had this conversation before. Am I right?
Sam: Yeah, but I’ve heard so much crap in my life before that this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard about sex!
Julian: Okaay…maybe I should just-
(Julian starts to inch his way out of his seat)
Brooke and Sam: Sit down!
Julian: Right.
(Julian sits back down)
Sam: Maybe wewe should’ve thought about having this conversation before wewe started sleeping with Julian in the same house that I sleep in!!! It’s not like this is news to me since you’ve been whisking Julian into your bedroom for months!
Brooke: Okay! That’s enough!
Sam: You’re right. I’m going to bed.
(Sam rushes to her room and slams the door)
Brooke: (looking sadly at Julian) Was this a bad idea?
(Julian sits up, stands behind Brooke, and puts his hands on her shoulders)
Julian: Yeah…you should never put potatoes and supu on spaghetti, tambi noodles.
(Brooke sighs)
Brooke: wewe know what I mean.
Julian: I don’t know, Brooke. I think that Sam is a smart girl who is mature enough that maybe she doesn’t need wewe to give her “the talk”.
Brooke: Maybe your right.
Julian: I’m always right. So what gave wewe the crazy idea to make spotatoes and gravy?
Brooke: I just couldn’t decide between spaghetti, tambi and potatoes and gravy…does it really taste that bad?
Julian: Awful actually, but I upendo wewe for trying.
(Brooke takes a bite of the spotatoes and supu and cringes)
Brooke: Do wewe want to order pizza?
Julian: I’m on it.
