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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should wewe be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now wewe must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop you!
Frieza: 419..
Piccolo: What are wewe doing!?
Frieza: Sorry. I just hear these heroic speeches so much I keep a mental orodha of how many times I heard certain lines.
Piccolo: wewe insane basterd!
Frieza: 192..
Piccolo: Yeah, we'll.. I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Frieza: Ohh, hoho... 12..

#7:
Goku: The doctor alisema I'll be for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. Oh hujambo master. When did wewe get here?

#6:
Goku: That was close.. Was nearly out of frying pan and into the.. Lava.
Frieza: ....... How do wewe function!?

#5:
Guy: What do wewe want!?
Frieza: Oh. We're just visitiors. Traveling b- WHAT THE FUCK DO wewe THINK!? We're here for the dragon balls!

#4:
Frieza: Meet my friend. MR MOUNTAIN!! (fires mountain at Goku)
Goku: Hello mr mountain. My name is- (gets crushed)

#3:
Krillin: Goku, wewe can't die.. Here. I brought a sensu bean.
Goku: I don't think that's gonna work.
Killin: Why not?
Goku: I kinda have a hole in my esophagus..
Krillin: Wait.. Then how are wewe breathing?.......... Goku?

Goku: Sweet! I should go after him.
King Kui: NO! Don't go after Frieza.. He way beound anything wewe know.. He destoried 100's of planets and killed thousands of people!
Goku: (excited squeal)
King Kui: Stop it! Stop getting excited!

#1:
Vegeta: Say good kwa to your precious planet!
Goku: That's not very nice!!
Vegeta: OF COARSE NOT!! I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online uandishi

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta shabiki fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I upendo Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Marafiki these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging wewe over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, au grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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posted by Canada24
upendo is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, moto me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all upendo to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..


#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..


#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..


#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?



#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night au strolling through the park
...

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....
~

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
......



I have constant fear that something's always near..


Fear of the dark,fear of the dark


I have a phobia that someone's always there

✮✮✮

Have wewe run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have wewe felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If wewe ever see that onyesha Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy wewe spoke to him. Didn't matter what wewe was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, wewe gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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posted by Canada24
A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did wewe sort out the charge for the kuba door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What wewe think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, wewe was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie wewe been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly upendo in...
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posted by Canada24
"Dimitri, wewe got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what wewe did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And wewe used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko alisema nervously.

"But wewe messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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posted by Canada24
Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so wewe can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so wewe can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country au is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If wewe die in Canada? Do wewe die in real life?
"No, wewe become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try kusoma a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed kwa telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope wewe brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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posted by Canada24
keki SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the inayofuata time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hujambo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If wewe want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have wewe been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But wewe just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why wewe think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy mti Marafiki isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while kusoma book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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posted by Canada24
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take wewe on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And wewe often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if wewe kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means wewe finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, wewe CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if wewe allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..