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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves wewe feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!


#4; Packie McReary: Why're wewe tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the tafuta ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let wewe tell ME what to do! when wewe stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD wewe NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"


#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"


#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!


#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF wewe FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!


#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.


#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"


#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!


#11:
Packie: (shooting) wewe ain't taking ME down!


#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.


#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC


#14:
Niko: If wewe don't trust the people your dealing with, how come wewe trust me?
Packie: wewe got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.


#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"


#16:
Packie: Fuck wewe Niko, wewe think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"


#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... wewe wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of koki heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice


#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..


#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do wewe say?


#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!
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The muziki has been removed. How can wewe do this?!
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AVGN: wewe know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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posted by Canada24
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#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't wewe gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told wewe when wewe were in there, au were wewe so busy playing holier-than-thou wewe started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) wewe GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, wewe want to run? Huh? wewe want to run, wewe want to disrespect me? wewe want to fuck with me? I mean, wewe come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and wewe want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give wewe thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat wewe up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted kwa most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed kwa Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did wewe get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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It's funny..

In 2003 I guess I was STILL uandishi fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.

Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..


Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank wewe :)
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posted by Canada24
Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If wewe say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees mashua coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country au is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If wewe die in Canada? Do wewe die in real life?
"No, wewe become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try kusoma a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Red Rose from ChibiEmmy

Episode 46

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting...
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