Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill wewe both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell wewe all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill wewe both, slice wewe open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear wewe up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
Salem: hujambo Ty? Who wewe think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set kwa our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE wewe ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. wewe heard that?
Salem: Yeah you're welcome wewe freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
Elliot: wewe think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask wewe something? Did wewe have to live the rest of your life with your best Marafiki life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So wewe can take your god damn ripoti and shove it up your ass... And let me tell wewe something else.. wewe did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that wewe created... So wewe live with that!
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how wewe like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few sekunde were no one's trying to kill us.
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
Rios: I can't believe wewe want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, wewe WISH wewe had moves like that.
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
Salem: Sense when are wewe such a god damn boy scot!?
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
Salem: (to Rios) wewe oh me a soda.
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens