Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill wewe both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell wewe all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill wewe both, slice wewe open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear wewe up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: hujambo Ty? Who wewe think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set kwa our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE wewe ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. wewe heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome wewe freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: wewe think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask wewe something? Did wewe have to live the rest of your life with your best Marafiki life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So wewe can take your god damn ripoti and shove it up your ass... And let me tell wewe something else.. wewe did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that wewe created... So wewe live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how wewe like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few sekunde were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe wewe want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, wewe WISH wewe had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are wewe such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) wewe oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes wewe is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up zaidi stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw wewe enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are wewe doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side kwa side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now wewe understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look mbele to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got mgawanyiko, baidisha into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.
The song...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.
Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....
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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:
Here he is, the whole reason I started uandishi GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:
Here he is, the whole reason I started uandishi GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
