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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!


#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!


#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!


#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine


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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
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#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his puppy being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" au "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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LATER THAT EVENING:

Sense Packie didn't have any spare rooms, sense Gordon took one.

Niko decided to let Dash spend the night at Roman's house with.

Roman and Mallory obviously wouldn't mind, they adore Dash.

"Listen sweetie.. I owe wewe an apology.. wewe saved my life from Steve Erics, and... I guess I kinda insulted wewe for it" Roman admitted.

"It's okay.. I know wewe didn't mean it Roman, wewe were just scared" Dash replied.

"But least it's over" she added.

But at that exact moment, a van pulled up, one of them angrily screamed out that they killed Steve, before firing an uzi, katika at them.

Roman tackled...
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Starting tomorrow I'm going on a trip to Flordia.. Not the first time.

So if wewe never hear from me for two weeks your know it's cause of lack of internet there.

If wewe DO hear from me.
All will be back to normal.

Hope wewe guys can survive with out my sarcastic maoni complaining about stuff that often has nothing to do with ANYTHING!

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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the upinde wa mvua department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colors of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated upinde wa mvua pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, au we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! wewe HAD ONE JOB!!


#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!


#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after wewe repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, wewe find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
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 The Guy
The Guy
#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in upendo with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon wewe AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have wewe become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

As the violence surges....
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This idea was aliyopewa to me kwa Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My inayopendelewa sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - moyo Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash alisema to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Angels of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE ANGELS OF DEATH.
And within only five dakika after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did wewe get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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