Here we go again..
Forcing myself to watch zaidi horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause wewe know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch au even think about..
But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..
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PLOT:
The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the nyasi kwa the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven kwa her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark and subsequently run off the road. The inayofuata siku their corpses are discovered, the man inside the vehicle, the woman thrown from it and her body cut in two.
The film centers on Rob Schmadtke, the tragic hero, who works for "Joe's Cleaning Agency", a company that removes bodies from public areas and cleans up after traffic accidents. Their emblem is the Totenkopf symbol (skull and crossbones variant) within a pentagram.[4][5] This job leaves him the opportunity to pursue his full-time hobby: necrophilia. He returns nyumbani from his job to his apartment and girlfriend Betty. He plays with his assortment of preserved human remains and watches televisheni while Betty takes a bath in blood-laden water. Their apartment is decorated with centerfolds featuring models, pictures of famed killers, and jars containing human parts, which are preserved in formaldehyde.
Rob watches a televised interview of a psychiatrist who speaks on the topic of arachnophobia and ways to overcome phobias. Rob then enters a daydream of a young rabbit being caught on a farm and graphically slaughtered. It is implied that these are memories of his father killing "a beloved childhood pet". A scene of an autopsy on a human cadaver follows.[4] Next, a man drinking bia and shooting at birds with his bunduki accidentally kills a nearby gardener, then discards the corpse.
Rob returns to work and discovers his new obsession, the corpse of the unnamed gardener, which has been found rotting in a pond.[4] During the removal process, Rob absconds with it. He excitedly returns nyumbani with this gift for his waiting wife. They immediately cut a steel pipe and put a condom over it so Betty will have a phallus to straddle during their ménage à trois. This is immediately followed kwa a scene of meat being grilled.
Betty and Rob dine and Converse while watching their new "toy" hang on the wall. Plates collect the fluids that drip out of the body. When Rob goes to work the inayofuata day, he is confronted kwa his co-workers, who are tired of his habitual tardiness and the stinking suit festering in his locker. His foreman Bruno (Harald Lundt), who never liked him, bullies him as they climb the stairs to see the boss. Rob is fired on the spot.
At the apartment, Betty reads a upendo story to the corpse. She asks the corpse if it could feel the upendo in the story and begins to straddle the face of the corpse. When Rob returns, he informs Betty of his termination and she berates him for his failure as well as the fact that he did not stand up for himself. Betty soon leaves and takes the corpse with her. In a violent outburst, he kills their cat and bathes with its blood and entrails in the tub while the animal's body hangs over the tub. He then leaves to go to see a horror film. After being bullied kwa a fellow movie-goer, Rob leaves to go back to his apartment, visibly despondent.
Rob attempts suicide with pills and whiskey. He begins to drift into a dream in which he emerges from a garbage bag in a partially decayed state. He is soon greeted kwa a woman in white who gives him a corpse's head and they begin to dance, tossing the head and entrails back and forth. Once he wakes up, he leaves his apartment and hires a prostitute. They go to a cemetery, where he hopes the environment will help satisfy his libido, but he fails to perform sexually. When the prostitute mocks him, he strangles her and then has sex with her corpse.[4] He is startled as he awakes beside her with an old gardener standing over them. Rob grabs the man's shovel, chops his head off, and runs away.
The film closes with Rob's grisly suicide, in which he stabs himself while ejaculating. This scene is filled with flashbacks to the rabbit slaughter seen earlier in the film, but in reverse. In the final scene, a woman starts digging up Rob's grave. Only her foot is seen, in stockings and high heels.
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THOUGHTS:
People.. There's a long sequence of two people fucking a corpse. What the fuck wewe expect me to say.. Just don't fucking watch this me.. I had to.. wewe don't.
Trust me. It's not fucking worth it..
Forcing myself to watch zaidi horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause wewe know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch au even think about..
But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..
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PLOT:
The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the nyasi kwa the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven kwa her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark and subsequently run off the road. The inayofuata siku their corpses are discovered, the man inside the vehicle, the woman thrown from it and her body cut in two.
The film centers on Rob Schmadtke, the tragic hero, who works for "Joe's Cleaning Agency", a company that removes bodies from public areas and cleans up after traffic accidents. Their emblem is the Totenkopf symbol (skull and crossbones variant) within a pentagram.[4][5] This job leaves him the opportunity to pursue his full-time hobby: necrophilia. He returns nyumbani from his job to his apartment and girlfriend Betty. He plays with his assortment of preserved human remains and watches televisheni while Betty takes a bath in blood-laden water. Their apartment is decorated with centerfolds featuring models, pictures of famed killers, and jars containing human parts, which are preserved in formaldehyde.
Rob watches a televised interview of a psychiatrist who speaks on the topic of arachnophobia and ways to overcome phobias. Rob then enters a daydream of a young rabbit being caught on a farm and graphically slaughtered. It is implied that these are memories of his father killing "a beloved childhood pet". A scene of an autopsy on a human cadaver follows.[4] Next, a man drinking bia and shooting at birds with his bunduki accidentally kills a nearby gardener, then discards the corpse.
Rob returns to work and discovers his new obsession, the corpse of the unnamed gardener, which has been found rotting in a pond.[4] During the removal process, Rob absconds with it. He excitedly returns nyumbani with this gift for his waiting wife. They immediately cut a steel pipe and put a condom over it so Betty will have a phallus to straddle during their ménage à trois. This is immediately followed kwa a scene of meat being grilled.
Betty and Rob dine and Converse while watching their new "toy" hang on the wall. Plates collect the fluids that drip out of the body. When Rob goes to work the inayofuata day, he is confronted kwa his co-workers, who are tired of his habitual tardiness and the stinking suit festering in his locker. His foreman Bruno (Harald Lundt), who never liked him, bullies him as they climb the stairs to see the boss. Rob is fired on the spot.
At the apartment, Betty reads a upendo story to the corpse. She asks the corpse if it could feel the upendo in the story and begins to straddle the face of the corpse. When Rob returns, he informs Betty of his termination and she berates him for his failure as well as the fact that he did not stand up for himself. Betty soon leaves and takes the corpse with her. In a violent outburst, he kills their cat and bathes with its blood and entrails in the tub while the animal's body hangs over the tub. He then leaves to go to see a horror film. After being bullied kwa a fellow movie-goer, Rob leaves to go back to his apartment, visibly despondent.
Rob attempts suicide with pills and whiskey. He begins to drift into a dream in which he emerges from a garbage bag in a partially decayed state. He is soon greeted kwa a woman in white who gives him a corpse's head and they begin to dance, tossing the head and entrails back and forth. Once he wakes up, he leaves his apartment and hires a prostitute. They go to a cemetery, where he hopes the environment will help satisfy his libido, but he fails to perform sexually. When the prostitute mocks him, he strangles her and then has sex with her corpse.[4] He is startled as he awakes beside her with an old gardener standing over them. Rob grabs the man's shovel, chops his head off, and runs away.
The film closes with Rob's grisly suicide, in which he stabs himself while ejaculating. This scene is filled with flashbacks to the rabbit slaughter seen earlier in the film, but in reverse. In the final scene, a woman starts digging up Rob's grave. Only her foot is seen, in stockings and high heels.
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THOUGHTS:
People.. There's a long sequence of two people fucking a corpse. What the fuck wewe expect me to say.. Just don't fucking watch this me.. I had to.. wewe don't.
Trust me. It's not fucking worth it..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This onyesha is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This onyesha is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
onyesha watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten dakika of episode 6.
Guess it'll be zaidi interesting in the inayofuata one.
Till inayofuata time. I guess
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onyesha watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten dakika of episode 6.
Guess it'll be zaidi interesting in the inayofuata one.
Till inayofuata time. I guess
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