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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 28
Setting Things Right
June 5, 1953
Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.
Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell wewe about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. wewe are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to wewe in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell wewe in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever alisema something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, wewe curse too much.
Gordon: wewe curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, wewe randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and wewe also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: wewe two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.
Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.
Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* wewe had a wife this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. wewe were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. wewe hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what wewe did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.
Gordon went to go talk to Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Sitting on a bench*
Gordon: Coff?
Coffee Creme: It's Coffee Creme. Not Coff, au Frenchy. Coffee Creme.
Gordon: No kidding. Listen, I just wanted wewe to know that I'm divorcing my wife, and there's no reason for wewe to be mad at me.
Coffee Creme: Oh yeah? How many other mares were wewe seeing in Portland?
Gordon: None. I just worked as a porter at one of the train stations. Listen, I'm trying to tell wewe I'm sorry. Don't wewe understand?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* I'll give wewe another chance. But if I find out that you're cheating on me, au anypony while dating with me, we're through.
Gordon: Got it.
On the other part of the station.
Pete: Pierce, wewe and Stylo are going to take a freight all the way into St. Foalis.
Hawkeye: wewe can count on us Pete.
Stylo: We'll get the train there on time.
Pete: That's what I want to here. Good, now I gotta go check on our profits. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Guess what kind of engine we're driving to St. Foaly.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that it's a F unit.
Stylo: What kind of an F unit?
Hawkeye: I don't know, perhaps an F3?
Stylo: I'm guessing a GP7.
Hawkeye: You're crazy. Our railroad only has Twenty one GP7's, it's rare if we get one pulling our train.
Stylo: Big boys are rare too.
Hawkeye: But they're all stationed here in Cheyenne.
Stylo: For a reason.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Getting heavy freight trains over Sherman Hill.
Stylo: What about Archer hill?
Hawkeye: I guess other engines go on that part of the line.
Worker: *Driving freight train*
Hawkeye: Hey, there's two GP7's on this train, why don't wewe stop the engineer, and ask him about everything wewe need to know about our engines?
Worker: *stops train*
Stylo: I don't think that's necessary.
Worker: *Walks out of train* Are wewe Stylo, and Pierce?
Stylo: Yes.
Worker: Special delivery. Get this freight to St. Foalis.
Stylo: I was right Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Great.
But before they could get in their locomotive
Gordon: hujambo guys, guess what?
Hawkeye: What?
Gordon: I'm dating Coffee Creme again!
Stylo: How did wewe manage to pull that off?
Gordon: I just alisema I was sorry, and she had a lot of sympathy for me, and now we're dating again.
Hawkeye: Congratulations. I'll send my condolences to Frenchy when we return.
Gordon: Well unlike wewe guys, she actually likes me.
Stylo: Whatever. *Gets in engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: So that's it? wewe don't even care?
Hawkeye: Nope. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Gordon: *watching train leave station* They don't even care? They don't even care. Now the swali is... Why don't they care?
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. wewe get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, au the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: wewe can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend wewe from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do wewe need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do wewe think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do wewe this is, a library? wewe can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay wewe $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: onyesha me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, wewe weren't kidding. Okay wewe guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back kwa tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something wewe would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank wewe sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright wewe guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The muziki is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a televisheni Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the onyesha be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I upendo what wewe did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do wewe approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, wewe did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do wewe think of me now?
Gordon: Why are wewe leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: wewe leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: wewe talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: muziki is still playing.
The End
On The inayofuata Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 28
Setting Things Right
June 5, 1953
Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.
Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell wewe about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. wewe are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to wewe in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell wewe in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever alisema something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, wewe curse too much.
Gordon: wewe curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, wewe randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and wewe also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: wewe two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.
Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.
Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* wewe had a wife this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. wewe were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. wewe hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what wewe did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.
Gordon went to go talk to Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Sitting on a bench*
Gordon: Coff?
Coffee Creme: It's Coffee Creme. Not Coff, au Frenchy. Coffee Creme.
Gordon: No kidding. Listen, I just wanted wewe to know that I'm divorcing my wife, and there's no reason for wewe to be mad at me.
Coffee Creme: Oh yeah? How many other mares were wewe seeing in Portland?
Gordon: None. I just worked as a porter at one of the train stations. Listen, I'm trying to tell wewe I'm sorry. Don't wewe understand?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* I'll give wewe another chance. But if I find out that you're cheating on me, au anypony while dating with me, we're through.
Gordon: Got it.
On the other part of the station.
Pete: Pierce, wewe and Stylo are going to take a freight all the way into St. Foalis.
Hawkeye: wewe can count on us Pete.
Stylo: We'll get the train there on time.
Pete: That's what I want to here. Good, now I gotta go check on our profits. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Guess what kind of engine we're driving to St. Foaly.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that it's a F unit.
Stylo: What kind of an F unit?
Hawkeye: I don't know, perhaps an F3?
Stylo: I'm guessing a GP7.
Hawkeye: You're crazy. Our railroad only has Twenty one GP7's, it's rare if we get one pulling our train.
Stylo: Big boys are rare too.
Hawkeye: But they're all stationed here in Cheyenne.
Stylo: For a reason.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Getting heavy freight trains over Sherman Hill.
Stylo: What about Archer hill?
Hawkeye: I guess other engines go on that part of the line.
Worker: *Driving freight train*
Hawkeye: Hey, there's two GP7's on this train, why don't wewe stop the engineer, and ask him about everything wewe need to know about our engines?
Worker: *stops train*
Stylo: I don't think that's necessary.
Worker: *Walks out of train* Are wewe Stylo, and Pierce?
Stylo: Yes.
Worker: Special delivery. Get this freight to St. Foalis.
Stylo: I was right Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Great.
But before they could get in their locomotive
Gordon: hujambo guys, guess what?
Hawkeye: What?
Gordon: I'm dating Coffee Creme again!
Stylo: How did wewe manage to pull that off?
Gordon: I just alisema I was sorry, and she had a lot of sympathy for me, and now we're dating again.
Hawkeye: Congratulations. I'll send my condolences to Frenchy when we return.
Gordon: Well unlike wewe guys, she actually likes me.
Stylo: Whatever. *Gets in engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: So that's it? wewe don't even care?
Hawkeye: Nope. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Gordon: *watching train leave station* They don't even care? They don't even care. Now the swali is... Why don't they care?
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. wewe get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, au the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: wewe can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend wewe from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do wewe need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do wewe think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do wewe this is, a library? wewe can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay wewe $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: onyesha me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, wewe weren't kidding. Okay wewe guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back kwa tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something wewe would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank wewe sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright wewe guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The muziki is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a televisheni Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the onyesha be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I upendo what wewe did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do wewe approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, wewe did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do wewe think of me now?
Gordon: Why are wewe leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: wewe leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: wewe talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: muziki is still playing.
The End
On The inayofuata Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014