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After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him kwa giving him some anime to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo



I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...

#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been alisema that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I upendo war!


#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!


#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. wewe should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!


#2: 22 JUMP mitaani, mtaa TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah kilima and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..


#3: THAT...

Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..


STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns upinde wa mvua Dash into a changeling, and calls her a bitch, kahaba before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)


STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...

#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, kwa a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly upendo the voice every time I watch Youtube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......

FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no maoni like wewe would see on many gravestones. It just alisema her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...

#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did wewe say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) wewe had one fucking job and wewe couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall kwa my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do wewe know what my juu three inayopendelewa things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. sekunde is Nazis. Can wewe guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: wewe will witness what happens what here today, and wewe will will speak of it later.. Except wewe won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

Song: link



Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes wewe is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your inayopendelewa scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: wewe EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, wewe LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little bitch, kahaba made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...

Song: link



This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up zaidi stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw wewe enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are wewe doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...

Song: link


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side kwa side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now wewe understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look mbele to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got mgawanyiko, baidisha into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song...