Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.
A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..
It stars morgan Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....
Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where wewe songesha shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, wewe just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as wewe might think).
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. Cause, wewe know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...
#1: Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but... Elizabeth's Father: Plans did wewe say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see wewe as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing wewe to do something wewe don't want to. Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I alisema wewe had no choice. Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are wewe honestly telling...
#1: Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so wewe don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.” (All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a meza, jedwali to pound on it in rage), Nostalgia: I do!
#10: METALLICA: Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too. But don't get me wrong. Once wewe get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube. I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)
#8: THREE DAYS GRACE: There both from my childhood AND one of my nyumbani towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..
#7: FAT JOE:
#6: SLIPKNOT: The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..
#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:
So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even zaidi than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this bitch, kahaba that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for zaidi "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated kwa THATCREEPYREADING..
#10: CUPCAKES: I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,
#9: SLENDERMAN: While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined kwa over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES: Let me put this out of the way. I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS. I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me. It's the WAY it's told that inspired me. I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful. And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie. Seems too me like wewe wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta, tambi ruins her so instantly..
#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER: There's actually some really well made story writing. Too bad it's about JEFF..