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"Gracie, wewe alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, wewe animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for wewe sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, uigizaji like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. wewe know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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#1:
"Let's read nukuu during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, wewe can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and wewe wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell wewe how I really felt about it, but then I... I told wewe the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My swali is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..

#9: Just about EVERY tv onyesha au movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.

#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..

#7: America has Disney world. We long punda winters..

#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..

#5: America is older than Canada is..

#4: America has all our Canadian watu mashuhuri living in it..

#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!

#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..

#1: Despite what was alisema in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror sinema too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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#1: KING DIAMOND:
One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and Metallica did preference together..


#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)


#3: GUNS AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause Slash ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..


#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES


#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..

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Dose anyone one remember the Marshal from the first half of Red Dead Redemption.

I'm sure we can all agree..
Johnson can kick Ross's ass, any siku of the week.

Most killed of the criminals in New Austin are killed au captured kwa Johnson, himself.

He is characterized as tough, straight to the point, and is not afraid to get aggressive, all while remaining fair to the law. Johnson does his best to maintain law and order in the town of kakakuona and the county of Cholla Springs, while the world around them progresses into modernity. The Marshal also commands a couple of deputies, Jonah and Eli, as...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If wewe don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one majibu seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* pink flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various Youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL wanyama simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when wewe REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than wewe realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad au as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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"Look, I was gonna go easy on wewe not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as wewe say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...
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