3 DAYS EARLIER:
Twi: wewe sure about leaving?
Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.
Pinkie: (crying heavily).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Twi: Uhh, sure.
Pinkie: (still crying)
Dash: Hey, wewe still got me Pinkie.
Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).
Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.
Master Sword: (walks bye).
Saten: hujambo buddy
Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).
Twi: Guess he still blames wewe for Derpy..
Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.
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FLASHBACK:
Master sword: (sitting in stage seat, dressed as a movie director and holding a sniper bunduki BB gun, all while being insanely drunk) Okay, mate, now you're gonna do a synchronized duet of "Makin' Whoopee" while I shoot wewe with this BB gun.
Saten: (on stage, dressed up) That doesn't sound safe.
Master Sword: (still drunk) Action!
Saten: (nervously playing piano) (singing nervously) Another bride She looks so gay Another June Oh, what a day. Another sunny honeymoon Hip hip hoor (BB gun shot fires near him) (screams) Another seas (another gun shot) (screams) Wait, hold on, wewe aren't gonna shoot me in the eye, are you, Sword?
Master Sword: (still drunk) (aiming for Saten's eye in the scoop) Oh, no, Saten. I wouldn't try to shoot wewe in the eye.
Saten: (nervously singing) A lot of shoes We're throwing shoes A lot of mchele It's all so ni- (gun shot) (screams, and covering his left eye) Sword, it was really close to my eye!
Master Sword: (still drunk) Relax.. Now open your eye.
Saten: (opens his left eye, only to have a BB bullet moto wait into it, making him scream in pain).
Master Sword: (still drunk) Gotcha.
Saten: wewe FUCKING SHOT ME!
Master Sword: (still drunk) Keep singing, you.. And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat.
END FLASHBACK:
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Saten: Least I learned why I should probably quit drinking.
PRESENT TIME:
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Saten: (after getting himself insanely drunk, he robs a gas station to pay rent to AlexMane) That'll d-
Cop: (pointing gun) Get down on the ground sir!
Saten: (drunk) Mwahahaha! Your never catch me, I got wings!
Cop: Quick! Shoot the noob! (they open fire, failing to hit him due to GTA related aim, though they DO kill a bila mpangilio citizen watching in the background, but Saten flies away).
Saten: Let's see here (goes though his contacts)
SATEN'S CONTACTS:
Derpy Hooves (disconnected)
Dinky
lemon, limau Hearts
Master Sword (spam folder)
Trixie Lulamoone
Glaze WoodenToaster
Pinkie Pie
AppleJack
Twilight Sparkle
Discord
upinde wa mvua Dash
AppleBloom
Carly De Santa (off and on blocking)
Starlight Glimmer (recently unblocked)
Octavia (blocked)
Princess Luna (blocked)
Saten: (calmly calls Glaze while being shot at, and paying no mind to this).
Glaze: (voice) Hello?
Saten: (drunk) GLAZZZE!
Glaze: (voice) I -I was asleep.
Saten: (ignores this) Hey, isn't it great that I'm in town.. We can get the old gang back together.. wewe know, minus Derpy.
Glaze: (voice) Sure.. But can I sleep now?
Saten: (drunk) I upendo you, pal!
Glaze: (voice) (sighs) Sure.. (hangs up, too tired to be polite).
Saten: (drunk) Silent taking it in eh? Classic WoodenToaster.
Twi: wewe sure about leaving?
Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.
Pinkie: (crying heavily).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Twi: Uhh, sure.
Pinkie: (still crying)
Dash: Hey, wewe still got me Pinkie.
Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).
Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.
Master Sword: (walks bye).
Saten: hujambo buddy
Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).
Twi: Guess he still blames wewe for Derpy..
Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.
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FLASHBACK:
Master sword: (sitting in stage seat, dressed as a movie director and holding a sniper bunduki BB gun, all while being insanely drunk) Okay, mate, now you're gonna do a synchronized duet of "Makin' Whoopee" while I shoot wewe with this BB gun.
Saten: (on stage, dressed up) That doesn't sound safe.
Master Sword: (still drunk) Action!
Saten: (nervously playing piano) (singing nervously) Another bride She looks so gay Another June Oh, what a day. Another sunny honeymoon Hip hip hoor (BB gun shot fires near him) (screams) Another seas (another gun shot) (screams) Wait, hold on, wewe aren't gonna shoot me in the eye, are you, Sword?
Master Sword: (still drunk) (aiming for Saten's eye in the scoop) Oh, no, Saten. I wouldn't try to shoot wewe in the eye.
Saten: (nervously singing) A lot of shoes We're throwing shoes A lot of mchele It's all so ni- (gun shot) (screams, and covering his left eye) Sword, it was really close to my eye!
Master Sword: (still drunk) Relax.. Now open your eye.
Saten: (opens his left eye, only to have a BB bullet moto wait into it, making him scream in pain).
Master Sword: (still drunk) Gotcha.
Saten: wewe FUCKING SHOT ME!
Master Sword: (still drunk) Keep singing, you.. And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat.
END FLASHBACK:
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Saten: Least I learned why I should probably quit drinking.
PRESENT TIME:
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Saten: (after getting himself insanely drunk, he robs a gas station to pay rent to AlexMane) That'll d-
Cop: (pointing gun) Get down on the ground sir!
Saten: (drunk) Mwahahaha! Your never catch me, I got wings!
Cop: Quick! Shoot the noob! (they open fire, failing to hit him due to GTA related aim, though they DO kill a bila mpangilio citizen watching in the background, but Saten flies away).
Saten: Let's see here (goes though his contacts)
SATEN'S CONTACTS:
Derpy Hooves (disconnected)
Dinky
lemon, limau Hearts
Master Sword (spam folder)
Trixie Lulamoone
Glaze WoodenToaster
Pinkie Pie
AppleJack
Twilight Sparkle
Discord
upinde wa mvua Dash
AppleBloom
Carly De Santa (off and on blocking)
Starlight Glimmer (recently unblocked)
Octavia (blocked)
Princess Luna (blocked)
Saten: (calmly calls Glaze while being shot at, and paying no mind to this).
Glaze: (voice) Hello?
Saten: (drunk) GLAZZZE!
Glaze: (voice) I -I was asleep.
Saten: (ignores this) Hey, isn't it great that I'm in town.. We can get the old gang back together.. wewe know, minus Derpy.
Glaze: (voice) Sure.. But can I sleep now?
Saten: (drunk) I upendo you, pal!
Glaze: (voice) (sighs) Sure.. (hangs up, too tired to be polite).
Saten: (drunk) Silent taking it in eh? Classic WoodenToaster.
#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most maarufu story.
And not even my best work. It's just me inaonyesha off my upendo of Spike at the time, and inaonyesha SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most maarufu story.
And not even my best work. It's just me inaonyesha off my upendo of Spike at the time, and inaonyesha SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
#1:
"I make sinema for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done zaidi girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are wewe chewing gum? wewe can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing wewe can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make sinema for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done zaidi girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are wewe chewing gum? wewe can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing wewe can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
Farcry 3 should be a movie.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest Youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest Youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..