Castiel Best Cas nukuu

RhiannonArwen posted on Oct 05, 2010 at 09:12PM
Hey folks

Newbie here from the UK *waves*. Just finished watching season five and felt like Cas stole the character with the best lines award from Dean.

Here's a small sample of my faves:

Raphael: I will find you,
Cas: I know but for today, you're my little bitch.

Sam: (on seeing a beated up Dean) What the hell happened to him?
Cas: Me.

Dean: Did he just say "On a bender"?
Cas: That information is not relevant. (just love how he dismisses it like a typical drunk lol).

Castiel 14 majibu

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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita iceprincess7492 said…
laugh
Ass-butt!!!!!!!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita pizzapi said…
laugh
No, he's not on any flatbread.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita joose32 said…
laugh
Okay if you don't like, uh, reckless I could use insouciant maybe?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita iceprincess7492 said…
sad
^ i can't remember which epi this was from!!!! Seen all of them back to back, so i've forgotten...
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita joose32 said…
wink
^ It's from season 5 episode The End. Hippy Cas said it to Future Dean about his reckless plan ;)
 ^ It's from season 5 episode The End. Hippy Cas alisema it to Future Dean about his reckless plan ;)
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TeeFly said…
Sam: "What you like him better or something?"
Cas: "Dean and I do share a more profound bond...I wasn't going to mention it."

Cas: "I learned that from the pizza man."

Cas: "You misunderstand me, Dean. I'm not like you think. I was praying that you would choose to save the town...I don't envy the weight on your shoulder, I truly don't." (it's a REALLY long quote, but I love that conversation)

Cas (voicemail): "I don't understand, why, why do you want me to say my name?"

Cas: "Angels and demons are scrimmaging all over the globe."

Dean: "Nothing."
Cas: "Demons."

Dean: "Well what do you want to do?"
Cas: "We'll tell the officer he witnessed an angel of the Lord, and he will tell us where he is."

Cas: "You should show me some respect."

Dean: "I know, I meant what are you?"
Cas: "I'm an angel of the Lord."

Cas: "What's the matter, Dean? You don't think you deserve to be saved?"

Cas: "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."

Cas: "I killed two angels this week. That's my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you. And you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world. And I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself."

Cas: "What? I like past you."

Cas: "No, she's...uh...Glenn Close?" (Dean's rubbing off on you! :P)

Cas: "You son of a bitch, I believed in." (HEARTBREAKING)

Cas: "You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be."
Dean: "Thank you. I appreciate it." (sarcastic)
Cas: "You're welcome." (NOT picking up on sarcasm)

Dean: "Cas are you God?"
Cas: "It's a nice compliment, but no. Although I do believe He brought me back."

These are subject to a little bit of manipulation, I'm just going off of memory right now, so I apologize for any inconsistency, also some of them may only be funny in context, so I apologize for that too.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita greghouseismine said…
cool
Dean Winchester: [From promo]
[after discussing about trapping the Archangel Raphael]
Dean Winchester: Do we have any chance of surviving this?
Castiel: You do.
Dean Winchester: So, odds are you are a dead man tomorrow.
Castiel: Yes.
Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.
Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women?
[Castiel looks away uncomfortable]
Dean Winchester: You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least?
[Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed]
Dean Winchester: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating?
Castiel: I never had occasion, okay?
Dean Winchester: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
[Castiel looks around uncertain, gets up and follows]

Dean Winchester: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean Winchester: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean Winchester: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean Winchester: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean Winchester: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

[Dean and Cas are in a brothel; Castiel looks very, very nervous]
Dean Winchester: Hey, *relax*.
Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.
Dean Winchester: Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks!
[a courtesan comes over]
Dean Winchester: Showtime.
Courtesan: [to Cas] Hi. What's your name?
[Castiel hesitates, looking more and more nervous]
Castiel: Cas!
[Castiel jumps]
Castiel: His name's Cas. What's your name?
Courtesan: Chastity.
Dean Winchester: Chastity.
Courtesan: Mm-hm.
Dean Winchester: Wow.
[to Cas, grinning]
Dean Winchester: Is that kismet or what, buddy?
[Castiel takes a long pull of beer]
Dean Winchester: Well, he like you and you like him, so...
Courtesan: [taking Castiel's hand] C'mon baby.
Dean Winchester: [grabbing Castiel's elbow] Oh hey, listen.
[taking out a wad of bills]
Dean Winchester: Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay? Do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger.
[Cas looks helplessly panicked]
Dean Winchester: Don't make me push you.
[Cas takes the money, follows the courtesan]

Dean Winchester: [after the courtesan has run off angrily] What the hell did you do?
Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.
Dean Winchester: [slightly amused] Oh no, *man*.
Castiel: What?
Dean Winchester: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order.
[bouncers appear at the end of the hall]
Dean Winchester: [grabbing Cas] We should go. C'mon.
[they run outside, Dean doubles over, laughing]
Castiel: What's so funny?
[Dean puts an arm around Castiel's shoulders, Cas smiles]
Dean Winchester: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.

zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita casandanna said…
Cas: Deen this isn't funny the voice says i'm almost out of minutes
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita joose32 said…
heart
Dean: "You need new friends Cas"
Cas: "I'm trying to save the ones I have Dean"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita nikkistokes123 said…
laugh
Cas: Hey, Assbutt
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita HaleyDewit said…
big smile
[Castiel appears behind Dean; Dean sees him in the mirror and jumps]
Dean Winchester: God! Don't do that!
Castiel: Hello Dean.
[Dean turns around; Castiel stares at him from only inches away]
Dean Winchester: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space?
Castiel: My apologies.
[he backs away]
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita -Castiel- said…
"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" The infamous first line.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita charmeddexter said…
laugh
Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

I got your message. It was long your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

Please, accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

I'll interogate the cat!

Dean Winchester: What's the word, Cass?
Castiel: It's the shortened version of my name.
Dean Winchester: Yes, it is.

Raphael: I'm warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you.
Castiel: Maybe one day. But today you're my little bitch.

Castiel: [while watching porn] That's very complex
Dean Winchester: M-hm
Castiel: If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
[pauses]
Castiel: Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean Winchester: You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean Winchester: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And... you don't talk about it. Just turn it off.
Castiel: [Looks between his legs]
Dean Winchester: Oh, now he's got a boner
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita MaryHoran20 said…
I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell, I can throw you back in.