1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I upendo you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near wewe and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were zaidi than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every saa if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever wewe see him.
9. Whenever he gives wewe a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells wewe he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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