1. wewe watch it daily.
2. wewe used to watch it daily, but your sister/p-p-parents kicked up a fuss over your obsession, so now you're only allowed to watch it on certain days of the week. (Me. This is ME.)
3. wewe print out all your favourite quotes, learn them off kwa heart, then use them whenever possible in conversation. (ME AGAIN.)
4.You start dressing like your favourite character/s. (I dress like Willy Wonka... frock coat, juu hat and all.)
5. wewe want to track down the factory when wewe grow up. (On my orodha of life goals.)
6.You are seriously considering becoming a chocolatier... but on the other hand, wewe don't want Willy to have extra competition.
7. wewe want to kick the other brats for their brattiness au whatever.
8. wewe don't let anyone put stuff on juu of the DVD, because that is disrespectful to CATCF/Johnny Depp/Tim Burton. (Guilty as charged.)
9. wewe only listen to songs from the soundtrack/songs that remind wewe of the movie.
10. wewe want to burn the 71 version. Ummmm... (ME. I hate Gene Wilder with a passion.)
11. wewe hate the '71 version. It was so crap, wewe will never understand how anyone could hate the 2005 one, nor how people like the old one.. (Me again.)
12. wewe stop swearing because Willy never swears, and instead say 'fudge' instead of f**k, 'sugar' instead of s**t, etc. (Me again.)
13. wewe are addicted to fanfics on it. (I stay up late at night kusoma them)
14. wewe notice that wewe are eating much zaidi Candy than usual.
15. Instead of calling sweets 'lollies', wewe call them 'candy' because that's the term used in the movie. (OMG. Me.)
16. wewe can't imagine life without CATCF. (Me all over.)
17. wewe don't get why the other kids didn't listen to Willy when he told them not to do stuff.
18. wewe are also seriously considering getting a bob cut.. but don't want to appear a copycat. (Again me. In fact, this whole orodha is me.)
19. wewe spent all your savings on a juu hat.
20. wewe start noticing Charlie's faults, like how he kept asking Willy personal maswali when it's obvious he hates them (personal questions)
21. wewe start thinking why wewe should have won the factory.
22. wewe have the Wonka W (the curly one) on your wrist/other body part/s.
23. wewe have nukuu from the movie written on your body. (Mine are in permanent marker. My quote is 'Gosh darn the consequences' on my leg.)
Feel free to add to this orodha in the comments!
2. wewe used to watch it daily, but your sister/p-p-parents kicked up a fuss over your obsession, so now you're only allowed to watch it on certain days of the week. (Me. This is ME.)
3. wewe print out all your favourite quotes, learn them off kwa heart, then use them whenever possible in conversation. (ME AGAIN.)
4.You start dressing like your favourite character/s. (I dress like Willy Wonka... frock coat, juu hat and all.)
5. wewe want to track down the factory when wewe grow up. (On my orodha of life goals.)
6.You are seriously considering becoming a chocolatier... but on the other hand, wewe don't want Willy to have extra competition.
7. wewe want to kick the other brats for their brattiness au whatever.
8. wewe don't let anyone put stuff on juu of the DVD, because that is disrespectful to CATCF/Johnny Depp/Tim Burton. (Guilty as charged.)
9. wewe only listen to songs from the soundtrack/songs that remind wewe of the movie.
10. wewe want to burn the 71 version. Ummmm... (ME. I hate Gene Wilder with a passion.)
11. wewe hate the '71 version. It was so crap, wewe will never understand how anyone could hate the 2005 one, nor how people like the old one.. (Me again.)
12. wewe stop swearing because Willy never swears, and instead say 'fudge' instead of f**k, 'sugar' instead of s**t, etc. (Me again.)
13. wewe are addicted to fanfics on it. (I stay up late at night kusoma them)
14. wewe notice that wewe are eating much zaidi Candy than usual.
15. Instead of calling sweets 'lollies', wewe call them 'candy' because that's the term used in the movie. (OMG. Me.)
16. wewe can't imagine life without CATCF. (Me all over.)
17. wewe don't get why the other kids didn't listen to Willy when he told them not to do stuff.
18. wewe are also seriously considering getting a bob cut.. but don't want to appear a copycat. (Again me. In fact, this whole orodha is me.)
19. wewe spent all your savings on a juu hat.
20. wewe start noticing Charlie's faults, like how he kept asking Willy personal maswali when it's obvious he hates them (personal questions)
21. wewe start thinking why wewe should have won the factory.
22. wewe have the Wonka W (the curly one) on your wrist/other body part/s.
23. wewe have nukuu from the movie written on your body. (Mine are in permanent marker. My quote is 'Gosh darn the consequences' on my leg.)
Feel free to add to this orodha in the comments!
