<Piper> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
<Prue> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either!!!!!
<Phoebe> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!!
Season: 3 Episode: 22
(The Charmed Ones are talking about "what next?" after their secret has been revealed)
<Piper> We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken kwa the C.I.A. and be dissected.!!!
Season: 3 Episode: 14
<Victor> Leo, do wewe know what a Whitelighter is?
[...]
<Victor> They're sneaky little bastards.
<Leo> Really? 'Cause Piper says that they're really, really good guys. zaidi of, like, guardian angels.
<Victor> That's the party line, Leo, but don't believe it. wewe can't trust 'em. They have this tendency to fall in upendo with their charges. Before wewe know it, they've stolen your wife.!!
Season: 4 Episode: 17
<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
<Piper> Let's not get technical now!!!
Season: 7 Episode: 03
<Grams>[b] Victor, what are wewe doing here?
[b]<Victor> And a big hello to wewe too, Penny!!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 05
<A Guy> Tell me, was your dad a thief?
<Paige> No, why?
<A Guy> Cause he aliiba the stars and put them in your eyes!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 13
(Some demons kind of aliiba the Charmed Ones' powers, the demons now are about to kill the Charmed Ones...)
<Piper> Hey! hey, hang on a second, what are wewe doing?! What?! You're gonna kill me with my own power? What are wewe kidding me?! How insulting, let alone boring!
<Phoebe> Yeah, onyesha some pride, wewe know what I mean? Be original!
<Paige> You guys must suffer from some really low self esteem, near as I can figure!
<Phoebe> Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers...!!!
<Piper> That must be really humiliating...
